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Clips from Anger Management (2003)

"- Thanks. - Fun party, huh?"
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"Whatever."
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"- Maybe I'll take dare. - Okay."
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"Got any mustard for that cocktail frank, butt-lick?"
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"- I hope you wrote my speech. - I did, sir. I pulled an all nighter."
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"Terrific."
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"I know. I'll figure something out."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Come on, pal. I'm already settled in here. Can't you sit somewhere else?"
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"Excuse me. This seat's available."
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"You're on my side of the armrest."
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"I just haven't been sleeping a lot lately so I was trying to catch some...."
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"She's busy right now, but it's coming."
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"Just calm down."
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"I am calm. I just want my headset."
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"- The stewardess just keeps... - Flight attendant."
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"I am calm. What is it with you people?"
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"I'm only going to say this one more time, sir. Calm down."
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"I'm ordering you to pay a fine of $3500."
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"In addition, to prevent further acts of rage..."
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"Anger? Isn't this Sexaholics Anonymous?"
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"You don't remember me, do you?"
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"- Good to see you again. - Good to see you too."
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"They actually sentenced me to anger management for that."
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"This is incredible. You could sign this for me..."
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"I can't just sign your papers."
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"I didn't do anything wrong. You know that."
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"...so I can at least say I gave you a proper analysis."
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"So my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken."
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"I blacked out."
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"And when I woke up, I was standing over him and I was screaming:"
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"Hi."
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"...and he's feeling much better."
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"More good news, you won't have to listen to those lame jokes..."
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"...because I'm only here for one session."
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"- Nice. - I bet you beat her good."
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"You can't admit it because you're a piece of garbage."
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"I don't know about all that, but now I understand why you're here."
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"And I took a dump on his porch."
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"- Maybe Dave's not ready yet, Chuck. - You're not ready. Hear what he said?"
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"I'm sure he'd love to listen to what you guys have to say."
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"- ...which was cool, it was in the script. - Sure."
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"Goosfraba."
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"Not blah blah, Nate."
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"How do you feel?"
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"Better."
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"...that mothers used to calm their children."
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"Who are you?"
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"...at a major pet products company."
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"I like playing tennis on occasion...."
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"Also, not your hobbies, Dave, just simple:"
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"No, I just...."
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"Dave, you're describing your personality."
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"I'm just not doing it right, I guess."
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"What are you laughing at, Dave?"
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"Then we'll see who's laughing."
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"What? Think you're better than me because you've got both your nuts?"
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"All right, man. All right. Come on. Come on, big boy. Pretty boy."
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"- So he's laughing at you. - I'm not laughing at him."
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"Goosfraba."
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"- Goosfraba. - Okay."
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"Where's the coffee cake? I was looking forward to it."
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"I think I'm going to recommend to the court that we double your time."
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"Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet, day after day..."
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"You're the cashier."
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"...to help calm you down when you're losing it."
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"Heard we're partnering up, huh?"
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"- Yes. - Here's my number."
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"Oops, that's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera."
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"- I see. - My bad. Here."
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"That's the number. Good. Thank you."
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"Dave thinks they could beat Seattle's win record."
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"Remember at Brown when we saw Ron Guidry win his 20th?"
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"We could've been too."
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"Thanks for being my best friend."
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"Linda."
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"How was the doctor?"
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"Psychotic."
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"I wasn't able to talk to him about that yet, but I will."
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"Not that crowded here. You'd think it would be packed."
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"Hey, Dave."
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"Okay, they got fishing while you go to the bathroom. That's nice."
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"Yankees winning, beer and hot dogs."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"It's actually quite petite."
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"When you're in a locker room, you must feel good about yourself."
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"- Which isn't bad. - You're doing really good."
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"After I got kicked out of the Army, I went through a real bad time:"
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"But, yes."
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"Would give you the old licky-licky, then fry your banana."
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"Wake up to the sound of kids screaming."
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"Explosions everywhere."
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"- Grenada, man. - Grenada?"
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"And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark."
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"Let's go give those guys some tsuris."
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"Well, the guy on the left is blind, Chuck."
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"He's yours."
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"Stop! Goosfraba!"
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"Trying to take away my cane, Your Honor."
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"Your Honor, we're not even sure how blind this man really is."
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"Okay. My bad. Moving on."
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"Is this good or bad?"
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"Well, it's bad that he's talking to her..."
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"- You think you can help him? - I think so, Your Honor."
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"...because of the enormous respect I have for Dr. Rydell..."
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"The lair of the rage rhino."
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"Let's be perfectly clear about this."
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"- Anything else, Dr. B? - No thanks, Dan."
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"I don't want you listening to any angry music."
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"Don't be naive, Dave."
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"Close to You. We've Only Just Begun."
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"Who's going to pay for that?"
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"Retard your anger level a few notches and listen to me. Can you do that?"
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"Now then, we need to go over some ground rules."
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"You're to refrain from violent acts including verbal assault..."
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"You may not use rage-enhancing substances..."
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"That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy..."
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"...because I only have one bed and no couch."
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"Yeah, well, that's why I'm proud to be an American."
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"I like to sleep in the nude."
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