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Clips from Anger Management (2003)

"What are you doing in the ladies' room?"
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"Sorry. I just heard you guys got cleaner seats than us."
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"I don't care for the way you've ironed my shirts, Dave. Try it again."
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"- I've been very patient with you. - Beware the fury of the patient man."
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"Get undressed."
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"What did you say?"
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"I've got a stress-reduction technique to show you."
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"Are you a homophobe, Dave?"
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"Let's take a walk on the wild side."
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"I'm not a homophobe."
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"My lawyer's gay. His boyfriend is gay."
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"And are they all aware that you despise them?"
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"My pleasure, Mr. Eyebrows."
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"Oh, boy, here we go."
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"- Hello. - Hey. Good to see you."
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"- What's your name, baby? - Melvin."
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"Great."
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"Where are you from originally, Hebrew Melvin?"
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"What part of Germany do you hail from?"
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"Care to visit?"
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"I'm more comfortable there."
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"Well, that's okay, because I'm a lady."
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"Oops, no, I'm not."
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"Whoa! There it is."
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"I feel like dancing. Dancing."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What does this have to do with anger management?"
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"- Oh, are you an angry boy? - No."
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"Do you need some discipline?"
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"No, thank you very..."
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"Oh! Hey! Hey, watch that shit!"
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"Listen, ladies! Gentleman! Lentleman!"
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"I'm not having sex with a she-male! Relax!"
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"You guys are freaks."
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"Give me the tape recorder."
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"Come on."
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"Patient number 135, David Buznik..."
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"...has learned the difference between unhealthy anger and righteous anger."
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"Thus he has advanced to the second level of my program."
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"Great. Can I go throw up now?"
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"I'm a lady. Oops, no, I'm not."
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"Wasn't that sick? She looked like Olivia Newton-John..."
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"...if she was really ugly and had huge balls."
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"But Buddy didn't order you to have sex."
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"- Hello? - Is Buddy there?"
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"This is Becky, his assistant."
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"Just tell him his mom called from Boston."
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"She said she's having some minor surgery."
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"It's not serious, but she'll be at Boston County Hospital for the next two days."
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"Miracles of modern science. I am stimulating my hair follicles..."
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"...and brushing my teeth at the same time."
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"It looks really good."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Your mom. They took her to the hospital, Buddy."
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"What's wrong with my mother?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Is it serious? - When is surgery not serious?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right."
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"...see what's going on up there."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you just go up there."
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"Oh, God."
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"You're all I got, Mom. Please don't leave me."
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"- A joke? - Yeah."
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"I thought you said you were joking."
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"Maybe I better get up to Boston..."
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"...see what's really going on up there."
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"Why don't you... ? You just shoot up there. I'll be here."
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"What?"
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"Because Dr. Cocoa Puff said legally I'm not allowed to get on a plane."
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"Why can't Head write his own catalog?"
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"Because I've got to earn that promotion."
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"I'm sorry. I know this is really stressing you out."
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"I'm sure that it's going to be over before you know it."
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"Well, that's going to be tough!"
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"Oh, God. There he is."
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"What? Oh. Okay, I'll hold that."
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"The quiet warmth"
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"Smoldering beneath the rituals Of hope for familiarity"
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"A coursing underground river"
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"- What? - That's my poem! I wrote that."
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"I know."
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"...on the floor of David's bedroom."
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"Thank you. And thank you for rescuing it from the floor."
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"I'll miss you, big guy, so take good care."
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"- How about a kiss? - I'd love a kiss."
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"Thank you. And, take care."
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"Bye."
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"Good. Then we can't go."
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"No, I can get out."
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"Try to wiggle out, you're going to get a ding. But you know everything."
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"What's he doing?"
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"...in craziness."
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"Now we're bumping into cars."
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"If I had lost my temper..."
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"...would I have had the presence of mind..."
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"Whatever, Mr. Insane-Vein-Popping- A-Little-Too-Far-Out-Of-His-Head-..."
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"...While-Swinging-The-Bat Guy."
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"I think you've got room to back up."
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"Why haven't you taken Linda off the market?"
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"Procrastination, Dave."
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"I even think about how I'm going to pop the question."
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"I said the corniest thing I could think of."
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"Putting up a Marry me, please on the scoreboard..."
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"...proclaiming my love for her in front of thousands of strangers."
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"You seemed to be lovey-dovey back there."
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"...removed from her nose."
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"I'm glad I missed work. Can we eat now?"
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"I'm sure she'd love to hang out with a goofy secretary..."
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"...whose only talent is nostril wiggling."
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"I want you to go over there and ask that woman out."
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"Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin, Buddy."
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"I'm not a cheater."
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"Is it cheating if you're passed around the cell block like a peace pipe?"
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"Because that is what's on the docket for you if you don't go and ask her out."
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"Oh, God."
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"That's my boy."
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"Excuse me."
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"I was wondering if I could buy you a drink. I see that you have a drink..."
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"Nice meeting you. Okay."
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"Can you guess why she rejected you?"
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