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Clips from Anger Management (2003)

"Mr. Buznik..."
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"...I'm placing you in his intensive anger management program..."
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"...for 30 days."
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"But if you fail to strictly adhere to the rules of his program..."
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"...you will spend the next year in state prison."
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"- Buddy? - Good evening. Ready to get it on?"
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"Get what on? What are you doing here?"
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"Well, well, well."
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"I smell the effluvium of pain and frustration."
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"- Where should we put my stuff? - What stuff?"
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"We've got 30 days to control your anger."
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"My approach dictates intense observation."
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"What better vantage point than bunkmates?"
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"Put that there, Dan, thank you very much."
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"No. No. I'm sorry. Guys, I don't think you should be moving in with me."
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"You've been deemed a threat to society."
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"...is the only way to effect a meaningful and positive change..."
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"...in your behavior."
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"Now we can do it here or Rikers Island."
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"We'll install the wiretaps tomorrow."
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"Wiretaps?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Songs of madness and obsession."
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"Good."
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"My girlfriend got me that."
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"...and vulgar hand gestures."
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"...such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine..."
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"...Slippy-Flippies, Jelly Stingers, Trick Sticks..."
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"...Bing Bangs or Flying Willards."
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"Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating..."
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"...please do so without the use of any pornographic images..."
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"...at how much fun we can have."
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"Dave, I got this for you."
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"I'm feeling very angry right now..."
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"Not a problem."
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"In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed."
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"By the way...."
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"Nope."
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"Good to see you got your underwear back on."
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"6:30?"
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"I don't gotta be up till 7."
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"You've got to make my breakfast."
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"Dave, cooking is very relaxing and therapeutic."
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"I want two eggs, over easy and unfertilized..."
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"...wheat toast, dry, and please..."
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"There's a Denny's down the street."
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"Not only do they have ketchup..."
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"You could have a blast with the goosfraba thing down there."
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"Lame-o."
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"- Holy shit! - I said over easy!!"
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"Now, why did I do that?"
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"Because I refused to spoon with you last night?"
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"The angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes."
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"Alpha-Bits."
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"No matter how old I get, always a culinary delight."
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"No explanation for the egg throwing. He's a psycho."
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"We'll be off to work. Now, by we'll, I assume you mean just me, right?"
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"That will make me look nuts, Buddy, bringing a shrink to work..."
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"...you whipping eggs at people. I don't know."
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"You must never be ashamed that you sought help for yourself, Dave."
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"It's not a weakness."
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"I mean, I gotta be there by 9:00."
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"The Talmud says: Wherever you look..."
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"Look, Dave."
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"You just ran through a red light. Are you trying to get us both killed?"
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"I'm a little flustered right now. I have to be to work in eight minutes."
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"My boss is going to go nuts on me if we're late, so please?"
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"What is that? Is that good?"
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"We're going to sing a song."
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"...West Side Story."
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"Get this moving. What the hell's your problem?"
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"Shut your pie-hole! We're working here!"
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"Burn in hell!"
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"You're late."
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"I didn't ask for a traffic report. You're always late."
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"Now is the first time I've been late. But you're right. I'm sorry."
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"We mustn't absorb and repress."
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"- Who's this? - I'm his anger management therapist."
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"Temporarily, yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah. Because of that unruly passenger in coach."
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"He doesn't like people touching his clubs."
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"I got arrested at Kennedy. That's why I didn't make the next flight."
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"Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie."
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"Isn't that normally a girl's name?"
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"What went on on that flight?"
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"To be honest with you, it was a mix-up. I...."
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"Fran, your assistant beat the bejesus out of a flight attendant."
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"- I didn't. - You broke her nose."
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"I broke the cocktail waitress's nose."
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"I mean, I accidentally did that."
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"Dave, you have a disease."
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"Would you apologize if you were a diabetic? Of course not."
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"I don't have T.A.S."
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"His name is Frank!"
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"No. I'm sorry."
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"...but there was never really a line made for overweight cats..."
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"...about how they look in certain outfits."
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"And the beret to take attention off his plump head."
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"...and away goes the chin."
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"I'm so handsome."
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"He's friends with my dad. We're members of the same country club."
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"- Is it awesome there? - It's nice."
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"Who told you about that?"
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"Linda's my best friend. There's no secrets between us."
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"For the love of Mike! This guy's your girl's best friend?"
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"No. I mean, I like to consider myself her best friend..."
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"Well, well, well."
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"...who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale?"
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"My, oh, my."
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"I was toying with the notion that you were gay..."
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"...because of the kitty-cat clothes, so forth."
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"What does she do?"
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"She teaches poetry. Poetry teacher."
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"Oh, my, my, my. It's...."
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"Well, apparently Dr. Rydell has a history of unorthodox techniques."
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"So it's not just me. This guy is nuts, isn't he?"
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"Or a genius."
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"But if you could prove that he's nuts: audiotape, video, picture, whatever..."
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"I gotta go. I think he's coming."
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"Hi, Nancy."
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