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Clips from Anger Management (2003)

"I'm a nice, easygoing man."
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"I might be a little bit indecisive at times."
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"I mean, I'm sorry. I just.... I want to answer your question."
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"I think we're getting a picture, Dave."
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"- Let's move on. - Dr. Rydell, I'd like to know something."
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"Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke?"
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"I do whatever I want when I want, you little Spanish fruit topping."
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"Just laughing. I don't know. I'm not laughing at you."
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"Were you laughing with me? Because I'm not laughing."
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"Am I out of line, or is this guy pushing me?"
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"Well, how do you feel, Chuck?"
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"I went from happy to angry, skipped sad. Now I feel like kicking his ass."
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"All right. Is it worth going back to the penitentiary, Chuck?"
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"Good job, Chuck. That was really good."
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"Where's the coffee cake? I was looking forward to it."
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"I haven't been to the Actors Studio in quite some time."
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"- Good night. - All right."
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"That was a little bit insane."
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"If I had to do 20 hours of that, I'd end up killing myself."
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"Here you go."
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"I agree."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Let me explain something."
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"There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive."
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"...for not taking their coupons."
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"...and finally shoots everyone in the store."
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"No. I'm the guy hiding in the frozen food section dialing 911, I swear."
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"I'm going to assign you an anger ally..."
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"Chuck."
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"Not Chuck. Give me Bobby Knight, or the porno girls."
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"Great. You're going to die, bitch."
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"Dave and Chuck..."
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"- It's a win-win situation. - Yeah, feels it."
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"Dave's particulars."
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"I'll see you soon."
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"Oh, man. He was on fire that year."
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"Sorry, it's just hard. I'll never meet anyone as good as you."
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"You will. She'll be a very lucky lady."
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"Good to see you guys hugging."
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"Well, did you get any good promotion news from Mr. Head?"
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"I rented the place. I figured it'd be more fun if it was just Brown alumni."
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"Where'd you go to college again?"
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"Trenton Community College."
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"... once you cast your line in, so during retrieval..."
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"- Hey. Andrew, what's up? - Not much."
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"You always try to simulate live bait."
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"Yep. Bass fishing. Hey, he caught one."
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"Be aware of your presentation..."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Congratulations."
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"Now that is a big one, folks."
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"It was a great night."
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"Yeah, you like those foot-long hot dogs, don't you?"
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"So I saw your boy Andrew at the urinal."
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"Saw his..."
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"- ...thing. - You were looking?"
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"Yeah, unfortunately."
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"So, now, did this guy grow up near a nuclear power plant or something?"
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"Never really seen nothing like that before. Didn't it used to scare you?"
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"No, I told you, I never slept with him. Why, is it huge?"
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"No. No. No. No."
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"It looked like it belonged on a baby and it had a funny color."
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"I bet he got a lot of snickers in the locker room."
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"Like, What the hell's that thing?"
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"I do. If there are 20 naked guys in there, I'm usually in the top 18."
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"Thanks."
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"- Who's that? - I don't know. Let me get rid of them."
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"- Hello? - Dave, it's me, Chuck."
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"- Who's Chuck? - Your anger ally."
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"I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood."
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"A very bad mood."
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"I was fired from my ice-cream truck job today. No more Fudgeicles."
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"- What's an anger ally? - Who's that?"
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"She making fun of me?"
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"You tell her to put a sock in it because I need to talk to you right now!"
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"We're a little busy right now."
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"You're busy? We're all busy, okay?"
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"You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain!"
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"Hookers, booze, shooting holes in the ceiling, screaming myself to sleep."
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"Finally, my parents said I had to move out."
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"I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with your aunt."
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"Don't get cute, wiseass!"
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"We ordered the drinks 15 minutes ago and I kind of gotta get back."
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"Miss? Excuse me, miss?"
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"Is this Slow And Stupid Waitress Day?"
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"Damn, man, reminds me of these chicks back in the war."
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"I have seen some shit, man. I kid you not, I have seen some shit."
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"Never know when your number's up."
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"Vietnam, huh?"
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"Did you see that?"
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"- See what? - That guy. He just gave me a look."
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"He didn't give you a look."
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"Are you Jewish?"
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"I could be. But, no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican."
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"No. That's not what I was saying."
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"- Hey. - What the hell?"
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"Got something against guys with hair?"
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"You piece of shit!"
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"Welcome back, Mr. Buznik."
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"I see you've managed to brutalize a cocktail waitress this time."
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"I guess beating up stewardesses can get old after a while."
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"Flight attendant, Your Honor."
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"I didn't hit her on purpose, Your Honor."
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"I was being attacked by someone..."
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"...and while I was trying to take away his...."
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"His...."
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"You cracked a waitress in the face..."
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"Happy now, ass-wipe?"
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"Mr. Buznik, I don't know why you hate women."
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"Maybe you don't know either..."
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"...but I'll let you think about it while you spend one year in a state prison."
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"- Isn't that a bit harsh, Your Honor? - No!"
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"- You look marvelous, Brenda. - Thank you."
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"James made the basketball team, Raheem landed the lead..."
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"...in Fiddler on the Roof."
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"Raheem will make a breathtaking Tevye, I'm sure."
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"So do you have a take on this Buznik guy?"
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"...but it's good that...."
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"No, it's bad. It's all bad."
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"If I can't, I'll tear him apart with my bare hands."
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