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Clips from Anger Management (2003)

"You hear that frog?"
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"I'm just recording your demeanor upon awakening."
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"Your eggs."
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"Don't sulk, Dave. Eat. Sit down."
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"We'll be off to work in a jiffy."
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"...there's something to be seen."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, man!"
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"I'm centered, I'm centered."
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"Wow. Sorry."
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"You feel stunning."
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"And entrancing."
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"Yes. There was a little bit of a tie up on the bridge."
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"May I interject?"
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"You're in anger management?"
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"You said your apartment caught fire."
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"- It's Frank. - Fran."
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"Jibber jabber. Jibber jabbering. Mumbo jumbo."
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"Denial. Key, key, key, key, key, key."
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"Why do you feel you have to apologize because you're suffering from T.A.S.?"
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"Toxic Anger Syndrome."
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"He's angry. It's a sickness, not a crime, Fran."
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"...who might feel a little self-conscious..."
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"That's why I got the baggy sweater on him, to cover up his gut."
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"Oh, little Meatball. You tie this up tight..."
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"- Hey, Dave. This is your office? - Andrew."
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"So, anyway, Dave, how's anger management going?"
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"You ought to golf yourself. You look a little stressed out."
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"I gotta go. Bye."
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"Well, it's.... I'm doing okay myself, pal."
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"Maybe it's the way his pants fit him."
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"He's got a dozen lawsuits pending."
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"- I'm serious! - Too serious."
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"Take off your clothes."
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"- It'll be good for you. - Take off my clothes?"
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"No, I'm a pulling-my-penis-out- in-front-of-you-a-phobe."
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"- What's up, baby? - Why are we here?"
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"Looking for company, baby?"
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"I'm not dissembling. That's my Hebrew name."
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"I'm Galaxia. That's my German name."
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"...in Girls Without Wieners-ville."
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"Galaxia, you may get out of the car now."
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"Your services are no longer required."
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"You know what?"
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"- Whoa, there it is. - I feel like dancing."
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"No, he's in the shower right now."
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"She's having surgery."
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"Spend some quality time. I'll stay here."
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"It'll be good for you guys."
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"...it was a joke."
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"I'm sorry. You don't have to cry anymore."
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"Oh, boy."
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"A joke. A jo... I...."
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"I can't believe that I fell for that one."
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"I'm going to get you back for that one."
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"No, the serious part was the joke."
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"- I can't believe he's making me go. - How come you guys aren't flying?"
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"I've got to get it done with nut-boy in Boston."
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"Yeah, if I don't get caught popping any Jelly Stingers."
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"I found it crumpled up behind the sports pages..."
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"Got it."
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"Oh, we will."
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"Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me."
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"I'm just making a little room to back up."
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"Think you can do better?"
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"I'm going to ask her to marry me when I'm ready."
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"Nobody wants to settle down with a 35-year-old secretary."
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"Husky down jacket. Husky Eskimo look."
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"What's your plan, ask her at a Yankee game?"
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"If you knew Linda, you'd know how uncorny it would be to her."
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"A five-hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly bean..."
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"- Girls love that. - Dave..."
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"...you've got a lot more going for you than wiggly nostrils."
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"No, I got a girlfriend."
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"I'm not telling you to elope with her. Just go over and flirt a little bit."
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"Bite me."
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"She wanted to be like the 2000 other girls who said that to me growing up?"
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"No. Self-hypnotic negative imagery."
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"...I will admit that I am a failure as a therapist..."
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"...and release you from my program."
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"You'll release me from your program?"
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"My offer stands."
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"Go get them, Mr. Johnson."
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"...when I am on the verge..."
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"...of exploding in my pants."
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"Let me buy you a drink."
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"I couldn't take it anymore..."
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"...so finally I just tell my boss:"
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"I don't even know where the guy lives."
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"What? You're not fat."
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"And I asked him why, and he said that when he saw me without my clothes..."
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"You're Sizzlean."
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"...even though I'd love to see you take that bra off..."
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"...I think you gotta keep it on."
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"If anything, you could even gain a few pounds."
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"If I put on a few pounds..."
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"You're angry right now. Wanna sing? Do you know I Feel Pretty?"
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"Get out!!"
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"Fatty!"
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"Well, of course it did."
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"Anyways, I don't cheat on Linda."
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"- Speaking of Linda, she called earlier. - Oh, yeah?"
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"- How would she know that? - I told her."
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"You want to leave your friend and run off and chase some hot babe..."
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"What's so funny?"
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"Kendra is an ex-patient of mine, an actress. Pretty good one too."
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"...like the one you pulled on me about my dying mother."
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"She's not home, Dave. She went out with her pal Andrea."
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"The testicle with legs. Great!!"
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"Maybe just hum a little I Feel Pretty."
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"No!! How about you hum the I'm a Crazy Asshole song?"
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"And take me home, you psychotic piece of wacko."
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"...after our little fracas and explained that it was my fault?"
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"What did she say?"
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"I know. I know."
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"What's going on? Where are we?"
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"...Arnie Shankman."
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"We do desire a confrontation with him, do we not?"
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"This is where Arnie Shankman lives?"
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"No. He was just a kid lashing out..."
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"...because his sister got sent to an insane asylum."
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