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Clips from Anger Management (2003)

"This doesn't look like him."
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"This is the last place I thought I'd find you, a monastery."
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"Could you excuse him for a second, Peanuts?"
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"Confront him or you're going to prison!"
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"All right. All right. All right."
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"...when we were kids, you kind of bullied me around a little bit..."
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"Jeez, I don't think that it was."
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"The look on your face was priceless."
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"Maybe he'd enjoy the knee-slapper you told me about the great Buddha."
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"Dave said, How does a guy who weighs over 600 pounds..."
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"Let's not make fun of my God, here."
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"...by saying that her clothes had ghosts in them."
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"Then he'd pull out his winkie and tell her..."
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"...it was a strawberry ice-cream cone."
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"...and fart blossom and all this."
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"And she moaned like a wildebeest."
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"Wildebeest."
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"David! David! No, David!"
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"Help me, brother."
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"And I'm gonna finish it!"
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"I'll kill you!"
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"- I give! - All right. I'm sorry."
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"Wedgie! Wedgie! Wedgie!"
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"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"Go! Go! Go! Come on, let's go!"
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"Oh, boy!"
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"We were like Butch and Sundance!"
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"I don't know. I.... It's something I wanted to say to you..."
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"...but somehow it works."
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"She loves you, but she recognizes you're a neurotic mess."
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"...for David Buznik."
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"After she dates a couple of losers, she'll be begging you to take her back."
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"And if you want to start seeing..."
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"I'm fine. Just date anybody you'd like."
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"And don't hold back, okay?"
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"Because there's a lot of nice guys out there and I'm cool with it."
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"I'll be strong."
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"I whizzed on him."
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"Could you bring it down a little bit?"
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"- This is a free country! - What's going on with you?!"
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"- Are you crazy?! - Go in! Just go in."
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"Goosfraba! Goosfraba!"
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"Goosfraba."
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"Those are her keys to my apartment."
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"...talking to a guy..."
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"She ain't cheating on me by the way. We agreed to take a break."
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"- Both of you showed up? - You like Stacy better or something?"
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"Because of your profession you probably have seen a lot of them."
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"Actually, could you give us a table overlooking that table right there?"
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"- Sure. Right this way. - Thank you."
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"What?"
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"Gina, can you stop sucking on Stacy's finger for one second?"
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"I want to introduce you to somebody."
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"- Stacy, Gina, this is Linda. - Nice to meet you."
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"This is a bit awkward."
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"- Yeah! I agree with that. - You know that."
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"Of course. Excuse me..."
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"You're the biggest backstabbing piece of crap I ever met."
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"Bullshit! Your job is to steal my girlfriend?!"
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"That's right. Since you've been out of the picture..."
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"...Andrew's been burning up the wires night and day..."
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"...trying to rekindle those hotsie-totsie nights up at Brown U."
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"- How would you know? - You think I only tapped your phone?"
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"I keep talking about myself, acting arrogant and obnoxious."
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"- You swear to me this will work? - The ball's already up in the air."
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"Incidentally, nice move bringing the girls."
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"Where were you? It's 1:00."
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"After dinner, she insisted we go home. So we hop on the bus..."
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"Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait."
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"- How do you end up kissing, again? - I wish I knew, keed."
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"One second we're fighting, and the next second we're laughing..."
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"I thought that you said five seconds."
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"Dr. B, let it bip."
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"I shouldn't really talk right now."
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"Well, I suppose you're right."
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"I'm going to sign your papers. You're a free man."
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"Let me hear the potentially upsetting news."
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"Linda and I have fallen for one another."
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"David, I hope you believe me when I say this:"
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"I didn't intend for this to happen."
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"I figured this out."
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"...or his lovely new girlfriend, Linda."
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"- Okay. - Get in gear."
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"Did he steal my proposal idea?"
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"Have fun looking like Colonel Klink."
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"Your attention, please."
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"Before tonight's National Anthem..."
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"...will present a special moment for two special people."
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"- Good. - Ladies and gentlemen, Robert Merrill."
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"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"I wanna get on the field. I'm a fan of Mr. Merrill's."
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"Whatever. Someone else will marry my woman if you don't let me go."
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"What the heck are you doing here?"
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"Linda, I'm not mad at you."
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"Linda! Linda, I've loved you since the day I met you!"
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"I won't let you do this to us!"
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"Don't marry him!"
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"Don't marry him!"
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"Goosfraba."
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"I can understand why you wanted to see other people. I really can."
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"Go Yankees!"
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"I'm glad your car died. The train's romantic."
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"You're telling me the past two weeks of my life was just therapy?"
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"Well...."
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"What about the air marshal who tasered me? Was he in on it?"
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"Skipper, how you doing?"
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"Chuck."
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"We were just doing a joke. That's my friend."
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"Yeah. Except for Arnie Shankman being here."
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"You know what we should do? Play Truth or Dare."
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"- You want to? - Sure."
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"Okay, I'll go first. Truth or dare?"
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"Truth."
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"Have you ever kissed a girl before?"
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"- Well, I... - Family doesn't count."
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"I dare you to kiss me."
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"Right here?"
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"- David Buznik. - I just landed in St. Louis."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great."
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"If we finish our work, I'd love to go to a jazz club."
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