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Clips from Seinfeld - The Outing (S04E04)

"Maybe he's right. Maybe it is my birthday."
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"Would you take the jacket off?"
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"Leave me alone. Get off my back about the jacket."
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"A two-line phone."
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"That's terrific! Thanks a lot."
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"Now when someone's on the phone, I can make a call."
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"- Yeah. - Look, Elaine, a two-line phone."
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"Where you going?"
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"I got a dial tone."
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"- Okay, this is the maiden call. - Yeah."
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"All right. Go to your house. I'll call you."
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"- Helo. - Hello."
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"Hey, it's working. This is great. Thanks a lot."
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"- Hello? - Jerry, it's Sharon from NYU."
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"- Hi. - I was just caling to tel you..."
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"...I'm not gonna play up that angle we talk ed about."
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"Oh, thank you very much. That's great."
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"Hold on a second. I got a call on the other line."
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"- Hello. - Hey."
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"How you doing? I got that reporter from the newspaper..."
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"She thinks we're heterosexual. I guess we fooled her."
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"Sharon?"
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"Hello?"
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"Sharon, are you there?"
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"- I'm back. - You know..."
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"...I could hear you on the other line."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Sharon, are you there?"
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"You heard me talking on the other line? Are you sure?"
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"Maybe she wasn't. Maybe she heard the whole conversation."
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"All right. Let me call Kramer, and see if you can hear anything. Hold on."
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"- Helo. - The phone may have a problem."
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"The phone may have a problem."
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"Kramer, this phone's a piece of junk. Goodbye."
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"This phone's a piece of junk."
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"Oh, no! She's heard everything! What will we do?"
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"She thinks we're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it."
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"No, no, of course not. People's personal sexual preferences..."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Elaine, right? Nice to meet you."
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"- Thanks for meeting with me. - Sure. Would you like to take a seat?"
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"- Sure. - Thank you."
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"Why don't you take your coat off?"
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"She didn't take her coat off in my house, either."
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"You know there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on..."
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"Give me a break."
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"So you don't take your coat off, and now everyone at NYU..."
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"...thinks I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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"Not at all."
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"- Take that coat off. - I don't want to take it off."
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"They're sending it to me."
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"All right, well..."
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"Two tickets to Guys and Dols. I'm gonna go with you."
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"It's Guys and Dols, not Guys and Guys."
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"You're right. Guys and Dols. Thanks very much."
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"- Happy birthday. - Oh, Lainey!"
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"What? I- I thought you liked Bette Midler."
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"She's all right."
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"- You said you liked her. - So what? Maybe I do like her."
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"- Well, thanks for the CDs. - Yeah, you're welcome."
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"Why are those two people pointing at you over there?"
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"- What've you got there? - The New York Post."
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"They've got an article about you."
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"Although they maintain separate residences..."
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"...the comedian and his longtime companion seem to be inseparable."
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"Oh, no, The Associated Press picked up the NYU story."
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"That's gonna be in every paper."
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"I've been outed. I wasn't even in."
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"Now everyone's gonna think we're gay."
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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"Within the confines of his fastidious bachelor pad..."
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"...like an old married couple. I told you that pear was washed."
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"Here we go."
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"- It's not true. - Enough lying."
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"The lying is through."
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"You're thin, late 30s, single."
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"- So are you. - Yeah."
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"- Hello. - George?"
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"Oh, my God. Ma?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"My mother!"
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"- Jerry. - Ma, it's not true."
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"It was those culottes you made him wear when he was 5."
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"They weren't culottes. They were shorts."
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"They were culottes! You bought them in the girls' department."
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"It looked like he was wearing a skirt, for crying out loud."
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"I open up the paper, and this is what I have to read about?"
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"I fell right off the toilet."
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"The super had to come and help me up."
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"I was half-naked."
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"It's not true."
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"Every day it's something else with you."
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"I don't know anything about you anymore."
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"Who are you? What kind of life are you leading?"
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"Who knows what you're doing. Maybe you're making porno films."
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"Yeah."
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"Six-thirty, Scott. Time for your sponge bath."
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"Let me help you off with that. Here, I'll Just slip it over your head."
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"Guess who left a message on my machine."
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"That reporter from NYU. I wonder what she wants."
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"Excuse me, sir, I'm sorry to bother you."
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"...and that you've inspired me to do the same..."
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"...even though that may mean a discharge from the service. Thanks."
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"You know, I think I'll pass on the Guys and Dols."
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"All right, fine, don't go."
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"...and this is the thanks I get. Everything's tainted now."
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"- Would you keep your voice down? - No, I will not keep my voice down!"
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"...then I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
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"- Fine, I'll take Elaine. - Yes."
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"Just don't say anything to Allison."
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"No, I won't. Did she see the article?"
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"- No. Just imagine her reaction. - Yeah."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"She hasn't seen the article."
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"Yeah, so?"
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"Don't you see what it says here?"
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"Don't you understand what that's implying?"
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"No. What?"
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"I'm gay. I'm a gay man."
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"I'm very, very gay."
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