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Clips from Seinfeld - The Outing (S04E04)

"- You're gay? - Extraordinarily gay."
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"You don't believe me, ask Jerry."
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"No, no, no. That's a bad idea."
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"- Jerry's a very private person. - I wanna hear it from Jerry."
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"You know, the funny thing is, I was attracted to you immediately."
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"I was attracted to you too. You remind me of Lois Lane."
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"Jerry! Oh, my God! What are you doing?"
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"You're with a woman!"
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"I know. What are you doing here?"
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"I leave you alone for two seconds, and this is what you do?"
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"I trusted you!"
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"- Would you get the hell out of here? - Stop it."
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"All right. Tell her. Go ahead."
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"- Tell her what? - You know, about us."
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"I'm telling her nothing. Do you know what you're saying?"
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"This- This is too weird."
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"Wait a minute. You wrote the article. Go ahead. Tell her."
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"I'm out of here."
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"- You stupid idiot. - Oh, please don't be upset."
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"Oh, would you stop it with that stuff?"
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"What's going on?"
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"All right, I'll tell you the truth."
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"I'm not gay."
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"My name's Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor."
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"- Really? - Oh, my God."
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"- Hey, how you doing? - How you doing?"
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"Hello."
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"- Hi. How are you? - Hi. How are you?"
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"All right, we'll see you later."
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"He's the phone man."
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"I am not gay."
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"I am, however, thin, single and neat."
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"...people assume they're gay because that's the stereotype."
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"We normally don't think of gay people as fat, sloppy and married."
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"Although I'm sure there are, I don't want to perpetuate the stereotype."
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"I'm sure they're the minority, though, within the gay community."
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"Probably discriminated against. Because of that, people say to them:"
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"You know, Joe, I enjoy being gay with you..."
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"...but it's about time you got in shape, tucked your shirt in and lost the wife."
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"If people are gonna assume that neat people are gay..."
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"...instead of doing this:"
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"I think Joe might be a little-"
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"They should vacuum. You know, I think Joe might be-"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm tired of pretending I'm excited every time it's somebody's birthday."
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"Every year, over and over. All you did was not die for 12 months."
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"That's all you've done, as far as I could tell."
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"...that have the same birthday as you."
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"It's always an odd group of people."
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"I don't wanna live!"
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"Because of me?"
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"You must be joking. Who wouldn't wanna live because of me?"
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"You're good. You're good."
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"I'm bad. I'm bad."
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"Over you?"
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"Yes. Why, is that so inconceivable?"
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"- Well- - I'm trying to get in touch..."
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"...with Sharon Leonard. She works for the NYU paper."
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"This is Jerry Seinfeld. She was supposed to meet me for an interview."
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"Oh, what are you gonna get Jerry for his birthday?"
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"- I got him a great gift. - Really? What?"
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"I got two tickets to see Guys and Dols."
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"Oh, that is a good gift."
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"What did you get him?"
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"- I got him a two-line phone. - Really? That's good."
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"Never seen me. Has no idea who I am."
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"Never even seen you?"
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"Gotta kind of envy that."
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"You know, you've been developing quite the acid tongue lately."
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"Really?"
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"Who do you think is the most unattractive world leader?"
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"- Living or all-time? - All-time."
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"If it's all-time, there's no contest. It begins and ends with Brezhnev."
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"Lyndon Johnson was uglier than De Gaulle."
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"Golda Meir. Good one, babe."
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"Hey, come here. Come here."
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"Those two girls behind you, they're eavesdropping."
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"- Really? - You know just because you two..."
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"I mean, you should come out of the closet and be openly gay already."
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"So, what do you say?"
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"I could just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me."
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"- You're no fun. - You know, I hear that all the time."
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"- Hear what? - That I'm gay. People think I'm gay."
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"People ask me that about you too."
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"I guess that leaves me in the clear."
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"Hi, Jerry, it's Sharon Leonard from the NYU paper."
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"We must have missed each other."
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"- I'm going to the bathroom. - Me too."
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"I'll be here for a little while longer, and I'll try to hook up with you later."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I just thought of a great name for myself, if I ever become a porno actor."
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"Oh, yeah? What? Buck Naked?"
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"Let me ask you something."
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"- How you gonna get out of that one? - I don't know."
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"- Yeah? - Sharon from NYU."
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"Come on up."
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"...so we won't miss each other."
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"- Hi. - Hi, I'm- I'm Sharon."
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"Hi, I'm Jerry."
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"- Something the matter? - No, no. Nothing."
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"- You look familiar. Have we ever met? - I'm not sure. Have we?"
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"Oh, really?"
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"- Oh, is that a problem? - No, I just hate my voice on tape."
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"- Well, shall we start? - Fire away."
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"Oh, so you also work together."
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"Yeah."
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"Jerry, did you wash this pear?"
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"You're killing me!"
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"...are homosexuals, so what?"
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"She's doing the interview. I told her to come here..."
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"- He'll hang around, if that's okay. - Sure, I'd like to talk to him."
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"Well, right now George and I are writing a pilot for NBC."
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"Yeah."
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"Do you guys live together?"
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"Happy birthday.Faruba!"
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"...in somebody's house, the families go to war."
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"When will we see it? I'd like to read the article."
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"I don't know."
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"No, not at all."
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