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Clips from Seinfeld - The Airport (S04E04)

"- They don't get that much. - Let's ask him."
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"- Jerry, we don't have time. - Two seconds."
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"Excuse me."
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"We were just wondering what you usually get for a tip."
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"- Depends on the person and the bag. - How about people like us?"
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"Usually, I get $5 a bag."
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"- What? - That's right."
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"You got some nerve trying to take advantage of us."
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"All right, look, we're late. Thank you very much."
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"- You're lucky I don't report you. - Come on."
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"Honolulu."
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"See? Never be late for a plane with a girl."
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"Because a girl runs like a girl, with the little steps and the arms flailing out."
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"Wait, I have two seats into La Guardia..."
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"...but they're not together. It's boarding now."
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"So what? It's not long. You'll read."
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"What about George? He's picking us up at Kennedy."
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"- We'll call him. - There's no time."
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"- Is there time? - There's no time."
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"There's no time. We'll call him from the plane."
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"I have one seat in first class and one in coach."
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"The price is the same because your flight was cancelled."
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"I'll take the first class."
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"- Jerry. - What?"
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"Elaine, have you ever flown first class?"
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"- No. - All right, then."
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"You won't know what you're missing."
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"I've flown first class, Elaine. I can't go back to coach."
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"- I can't. I won't. - You flew here coach."
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"The plane crashes, everybody in first class is gonna die anyway."
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"Yeah, I'm sure you'll live."
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"Third row, right."
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"Oh, you're in here, sir. Welcome aboard."
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"Bon voyage, Lainey."
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"Excuse me, Miss. I think you're sitting in my seat."
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"What?"
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"- Yeah, 13C. That's me. - Sorry."
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"No, that's all right."
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"Great."
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"Excuse me. I think you're in my seat."
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"Oh, really?"
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"My mistake."
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"- Hey, thanks for coming with me. - Oh, yeah."
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"What made you think you could touch that awning?"
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"I confused it with another awning."
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"I timed this out so we'd pull up at the terminal..."
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"...exactly 17 minutes after their flight is supposed to land."
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"I tell you, it's a thing of beauty."
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"What are you getting on the Long Island Expressway for?"
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"- Will you relax? - I had it perfectly timed out."
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"This is the best way to go."
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"I don't get credit for the pickup, and I lose my $50."
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"George, there's no traffic at this time. Come on."
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"Really?"
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"If anything, we'll probably get there early."
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"Duty-free is the biggest sucker deal in retail."
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"- Yeah. You know how much duty is? - No, I don't know how much duty is."
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"Duty's nothing. It's like sales tax."
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"I lik e to stop At the duty-free shop"
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"I lik e to stop At the duty-free shop"
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"So he says, Squeeze your breasts together."
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"And I say, I thought this was an ad for shoes."
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"Oh, my."
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"Coming out of the shower."
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"Good thing they gave you that washcloth to cover yourself up."
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"Way in the background, out of focus?"
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"How does it look on your side?"
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"He's sleeping, and I have to go to the bathroom."
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"Maybe he'l wak e up soon."
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"What if my kidneys burst?"
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"Is it worth it not to wak e this man up to damage a major organ?"
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"I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for him."
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"They're not here. You cost me 50 bucks."
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"Look at you. You run like a girl. Come on. Run like a man. Lift your knees."
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"We're wasting our time here. We're a half-hour late."
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"No, there it is. Right there, 133. And it's cancelled."
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"Cancelled? Do I still get credit for the pickup?"
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"Did you see that guy?"
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"- ... standing right here. - No, I didn't."
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"Go over to the ticket counter."
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"There's supposed to be a blurb about Jerry. I think he mentioned my name."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, get your magazine. Let's get out of here."
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"You know what I would do to you if I wasn't in these shackles?"
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"But you are, Blanche. You are in the shackles."
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"You little son of a-"
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"Oh, I can't wait to read my TIME magazine. Last copy too."
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"Maybe I'll read it tomorrow, in the park."
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"They're scheduled to land in half an hour at La Guardia."
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"La Guardia? Right, come on."
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"- Wait a second. - Come on."
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"- Where do I know that guy from? - We gotta go, come on."
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"Wak e up, you human slug. Wak e up."
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"Wak e up!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Can you move that?"
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"Would you care for some slippers?"
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"- Sounds lovely. - Here you are."
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"- That's it. It's Grossbard. - Do you believe this?"
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"- Nowhere to be found. - I knew that face looked familiar."
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"- It's Grossbard. - Who's Grossbard?"
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"When I lived on Third Avenue and 18th Street, 20 years ago..."
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"...I had this roommate who was always behind in his rent."
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"One month, he asked me to loan him his share of the rent, 240 bucks."
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"He took the cash and..."
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"I tried to find him. I went to his girlfriend's house, even his family."
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"Never got that money back. He screwed me."
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"- I'm gonna turn around, get that guy. - You can't."
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"Kramer, you cannot abandon people in an airport pickup."
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"It's a binding social contract."
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"Tia, did you see all the flowers in that bathroom?"
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"- It's like an English garden in there. - They're beautiful."
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"They're gardenias, mostly."
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"Due to equipment problems on the runway at La Guardia..."
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"What did he say? What did he say?"
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"We have some delicious Chateaubriand."
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"Oh, saffron. That sounds good."
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"And today we're featuring wines from the Tuscany region."
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"Hi. Can I get to my seat?"
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