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Clips from Seinfeld - The Airport (S04E04)

"You're just gonna have to wait."
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"I'm right there. You just passed it. I'm sitting next to that guy."
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"You're not supposed to get up during the food service."
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"I got a lot of people to serve. Now, please."
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"I've still got time to catch him."
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"Give me your credit card."
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"- My credit card? - Give it to me. Don't ask questions."
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"To buy a ticket to get on that flight."
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"You'll spend more for the ticket than you'll get from Grossbard."
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"I'll get my money, get off the plane, turn your ticket in for a refund."
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"Not gonna cost you a dime."
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"Use this one. I get frequent flyer miles with every purchase."
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"Get two tickets."
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"You're returning it anyway, what's the difference?"
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"- I'll get double the bonus miles. - Yes. Yes."
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"Excuse me."
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"I'm sorry to make you do this, but I got stuck in the aisle."
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"The flight attendant wouldn't let me through."
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"There's no way to get around that cart."
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"Where's my meal?"
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"Excuse me. Excuse me, I didn't get a meal."
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"- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure."
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"Well, the only meal left is a kosher meal."
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"I think it means when a rabbi has inspected it or something."
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"No, no, it all has to do with the way they kill the pig."
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"- Come on, but they don't eat pigs. - They do if it's killed right."
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"- Then why didn't you take it? - I ordered it six weeks ago. I forgot."
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"You're eating my food."
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"You know what?"
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"...as you're eating your ice cream."
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"Supersavers? Are they refundable?"
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"She talked me into it. Said it was the best deal."
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"I'll split it with you, huh?"
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"- Listen, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Okay, okay."
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"- Do you recognize me? - No."
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"- Come on. Twenty years ago. - What?"
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"Give me your money. Where's your wallet?"
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"The $240."
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"Just a minute."
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"Sorry. I'm sorry."
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"Excuse me."
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"What? Oh, no, nothing for me, thank you. I'm fine."
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"You're going to have to go back to coach."
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"Yes, but you're still not allowed. These seats are very expensive."
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"No. Please don't send me back there. I'll do anything. It's so nice up here."
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"Please, don't send me back there."
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"Oh, you got cookies."
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"You're going to have to go back to your seat."
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"Okay, fine. I'll go back."
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"What is all the racket back there?"
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"You're trying to relax on the plane, and this is what you have to put up with."
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"What is going on?"
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"Oh, you see, that's terrible."
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"The problem is that curtain is no security."
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"There really should be a locking door."
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"I'm so sorry. I'm sorry."
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"Sorry."
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"- That guy owes me 240 bucks. - Listen, pal, you're in big trouble."
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"Where are they already? I don't see them anywhere."
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"I got my bags. I'm ready to go."
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"Yeah, you got your bags."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"- I'll call you. - Okay."
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"It's a business thing."
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"Where's George?"
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"Kramer!"
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"But I have to admit that I like flying. I like those..."
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"You go in, close the door, the light comes on."
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"It's like a surprise party every time you go in there."
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"I didn't..."
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"Yeah."
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"It was her first day on the job. So they didn't have a uniform for her yet."
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"Would you bring your seatback all the way up?"
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"She says, I'm the flight attendant."
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"Open the window, please. It's hot in here."
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"- You're wearing that heavy jacket. - Fine, I'll take it off. Grab the wheel."
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"Get your knees up!"
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"- The flight's been cancelled? - Everything into JFK is booked."
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"Why should you get the first class?"
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"- So how we doing on time? - We're perfect."
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"I cannot express to you the feeling I get from a perfect pickup."
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"Yeah, mak e a little more noise with your gum. That's helpful."
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"- I was here. - Let's check at the ticket counter."
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"You don't understand. There's a blurb about me in this."
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"- Let's go. - Just give me second."
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"- I want the magazine! - No."
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"I can't hold it anymore."
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"Thank you very much. May I?"
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"It's almost overwhelming."
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"We apologize for any inconvenience."
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"Let's go. Listen to the bell, Grossbard. It tolls for thee."
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"...a poached Dover sole in a delicate white-wine sauce with a hint of saffron."
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"Well, nobody told me that."
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"How? He probably boarded the plane already."
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"I'll try and remember that."
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"- Would you? - Yes."
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"- Under a rabbi's supervision. - Oh, you know what?"
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"You see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution..."
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"Thank you."
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"- How about that, huh? - Excuse me?"
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"- Eighteenth Street? - I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"It's so comfortable up here. I don't wanna go back there."
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"But the worst way of flying, I think, is standby."
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"And that really makes a big difference."
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"So why don't you sit down? I'm about to bring her in."
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"You wanna make this plane, you gotta run like a man."
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"- Is that the new Esquire? - Yeah."
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"I'll go to the gift shop and get a copy of TIME magazine."
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"There it is. Gate 46. We got plenty of time."
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"I never met a man who knew so much about nothing."
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"That gives them enough time to get off the plane..."
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"- No. What guy? - That guy. He was..."
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"My friend and I were having a discussion."
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"...to make your connecting flight. So move it."
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"Supposed to be a beautiful day. Have a nice life..."
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"- I thought I smelled lilac. - Yes, there are a few of those too."
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"- You got to see your sister. - Yeah, it worked out good."
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"Not much. You don't know what you're doing."
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"Thank you."
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