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Clips from Mortdecai (2015)

"- Bunny has it. - I beg your pardon?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Captured Goering. First man in the room."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Do you think that Bunny still has the painting now?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Do have a look, eh?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Thank heaven."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Mmm?"
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"Ah..."
Mortdecai (2015)
"possibly a gallon of your finest whiskey"
Mortdecai (2015)
"just to start the day properly."
Mortdecai (2015)
"You know how it is, gentlemen."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Oh, I see."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Actually, make that caviar."
Mortdecai (2015)
"because the original is hanging in the D'Orsay."
Mortdecai (2015)
"A magnificent Callow of about 1840,"
Mortdecai (2015)
"a pair of rather flashy Varleys"
Mortdecai (2015)
"from his last period,"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Yes. Where is the Goya?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Have you looked under your couch?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"This will be easier and much less painful"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Where is the painting?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"You're his dealer, so you have painting!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"I'll go to 20%."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Oh! Oh!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Jump!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Oh, dear, sweet, resourceful Jock."
Mortdecai (2015)
"my immediate self-defenestration."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Oh, I see..."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Head toward the bike."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Your trousers."
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"You think?"
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"No, sir."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Will it be all right in the end?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"I couldn't say, sir!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"A bit of noise, sir!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Where to, sir?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Well, it was long ago, and she was underage,"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Open your balls?"
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"Thank you."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Hello, Johanna. We've found him."
Mortdecai (2015)
"This place is an absolute mausoleum on one's own."
Mortdecai (2015)
"You, me, and Charlie?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Still, if he can't make it, he can't make it."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Uppy. uppy, Jock!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Am I? Where are we?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"You should see the other fellow."
Mortdecai (2015)
"for looking or behaving like"
Mortdecai (2015)
"for alcoholic music hall artistes."
Mortdecai (2015)
"I will have you know that I am not an alcoholic."
Mortdecai (2015)
"I am a drunk,"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Find out if he's got that painting."
Mortdecai (2015)
"and poke around a bit."
Mortdecai (2015)
"The car has been loaded upon"
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"Your bags have been packed and checked,"
Mortdecai (2015)
"I've been keeping her filled in."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Do what it takes to bring the painting back,"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Jock? Come here."
Mortdecai (2015)
"I'm frightened. Do you think that Johanna is"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Hi."
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"Jockie!"
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"Ah, well done. Carry on."
Mortdecai (2015)
"this fair land of the free!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"I suspect I may need to redecorate."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Strange country."
Mortdecai (2015)
"It's like listening to bloody orangutans!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Very good in case of an air raid."
Mortdecai (2015)
"after an arduous crossing,"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Good God, Jock! Put that thing away, man!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"It is I, your beloved."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Well, what are you doing there?"
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"Milton Krampf"
Mortdecai (2015)
"She's a well-known nymphomaniac."
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"Is she?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Johanna, we seem to be out of ice."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Oh, is he Still alive?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Is that Martland?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Oh, you know who I mean."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Done!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Charlie? Why are people achieving climax"
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"in your immediate vicinity?"
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"sort of cement brothel, my love."
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"You look here, I will have you know that"
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"Yes, oh, yes!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"for mustachioed men such as I!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Tell me the name of that nympho daughter of Krampf's!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Perhaps she would render an opinion on the issue! Hmm?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"Oh, balls."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Jock and I set off to deliver the Rolls"
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"and a teensy bit curious about his nympho daughter."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Ah. Oh. Ooh."
Mortdecai (2015)
"escape this nightmare posthaste"
Mortdecai (2015)
"A mint julep, sir."
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"How awful."
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"No, not there, stupid. Here."
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"Ooh."
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"Oh."
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"Right. You know, Bronwen called me"
Mortdecai (2015)
"- Yes, she is. - My God..."
Mortdecai (2015)
"- She's exquisite. - So good..."
Mortdecai (2015)
"I never met your mother."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Jock, I fear we are in the eleventh hour, man."
Mortdecai (2015)
"And therefore it's imperative that we devise a plan."
Mortdecai (2015)
"And it will have to be a fiendishly clever plan."
Mortdecai (2015)
"And I mean dizzyingly complex,"
Mortdecai (2015)
"and calibrated movements of the Swiss watch type. What?"
Mortdecai (2015)
"During the party, we steal it while no one's looking."
Mortdecai (2015)
"You go down, get your face seen a bit..."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Let's review it a few more times, shall we?"
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"You know, I've always been rather fond of you."
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"- Jock? - Yup?"
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"Starburst!"
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"Have me."
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"And so married... Oh!"
Mortdecai (2015)
"I... Just..."
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"Johanna, my dear, this is Milton Krampf's nymph..."
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"Daughter Georgina."
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"Whew! Uh..."
Mortdecai (2015)
"A beast... A beast..."
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"Ooh. Oh."
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"Yes, yes, yes. Good hungry doggie..."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie..."
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