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Clips from Mortdecai (2015)

"No, no. I met a beast!"
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"And what, pray tell, might you be doing"
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"Oh! Beast! Beast! Beast..."
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"Oh, I see."
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"Invisible ink, no?"
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"I... I warn you, Georgina."
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"Darling, they are in cahoots."
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"Alastair, what are you doing here?"
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"- Sit down! - Drop the knife!"
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"to a man with principles."
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"Please don't be sick! Please don't be sick!"
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"Have you lost your bearings, man?"
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"Shellfish at a catered affair?"
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"And I will have you two know that"
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"I am not the one entertaining at all hours"
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"Oh, shut up!"
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"I'm done."
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"There's their car!"
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"Now we wait. Thirty seconds. Twenty-nine... Twenty-eight..."
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"Better out than in. All right..."
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"within miles of this establishment."
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"Get the blowtorch."
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"For England!"
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"Oh, dear."
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"Strago and Georgina fled,"
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"some rather pointed questions."
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"I don't know."
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"A chap called Bunny's"
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"Of course!"
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"steal the painting from Bronwen."
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"He boffs Emil on the bean"
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"Spinoza then secrets the painting into the Rolls"
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"and I unwittingly smuggle it to Krampf."
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"The Duke told me that Bunny has the painting,"
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"Of Asherboroughdon. Bronwen's lover."
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"It was not from a child, it was from him."
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"Come again?"
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"Oh. Randy bugger."
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"- Oh, my. - Oh, my."
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"It's this way."
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"However..."
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"his grubby hands on that painting,"
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"he would destroy a magnificent work of art."
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"And we will be out a finder's fee."
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"he will unleash his unpleasantness"
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"And yet we must find a way to pay"
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"Mmm. Quite, quite, yes, indeed, quite."
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"Our painting is entered in Sedgwick's Friday auction,"
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"Perfect."
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"disguised as our Sheridan."
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"But it's already at Sedgwick's."
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"They won't take our word for it."
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"They'll want to see it themselves."
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"Chatter is he's found a dashedly clever way"
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"The auction starts at 5:00 p.m."
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"Well done."
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"We're Lot Seven."
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"Good luck."
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"Barnyard Friends. A lovely Helen Allingham,"
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"There's a lovely sky here."
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"Like a jungle cat."
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"Hello, Vladimir. So good to see you out and about."
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"Sold to the gentleman in the fuchsia ascot."
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"Moving on to Lot Two."
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"All right. There."
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"It's all right, sir, I've got another."
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"this is not the first time I've shot Jock."
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"Sir, the switch."
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"Isn't it charming?"
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"And as a gentleman, I should warn you"
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"that my coup d'arret is still whispered about"
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"Lot Five. Smiling Woman in a Chair."
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"remain in your seats, I would be grateful."
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"Well, come on, then."
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"God."
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"A lovely Sheridan offered by the Mortdecai estate."
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"Shall we start the bidding at 100,000 pounds?"
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"One hundred thousand pounds. Thank you, Sir Graham."
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"Tell me."
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"I couldn't help overhearing"
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"I feel simply awful, man, but I must get to the auction."
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"I'll be all right, sir."
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"We need eight million."
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"Now, can we go to 500?"
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"There he is. Now don't cause a panic."
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"Five hundred thousand."
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"Hold. Hold."
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"A bid from Lady Mortdecai, who seems to be"
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"Just taking the horse for a trot out to London"
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"Well done, sir."
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"It is a privilege, Jock."
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"Are we all done at 900,000?"
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"Last chance. And we are..."
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"Twenty-five and a half! 26 and a quarter!"
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"Is that our final bid?"
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"Which I am sorry to report has been..."
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"Can you think of a good reason"
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"why I shouldn't arrest you right now?"
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"Dear Alastair,"
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"Poor Jock. He was frantic with worry."
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"Do you think the codes are really there?"
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"And I gave them to the authorities."
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"We may be flat broke, my darling,"
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"too hard on Sir Graham,"
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"when he finds out he bought the wrong fake."
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"Lights."
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"That is disappointing."
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"Very disappointing."
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"Now, tell me about that tramp on the horse."
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"But I just couldn't do it."
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"falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?"
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"every bone in my body,"
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"I see no obstacle to such a course."
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"I have discovered"
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"For you, there is nothing I would not do."
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"I mean..."
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"Your gag reflex."
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"I needed something bold, distinctive."
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"I see."
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"Mmm, and find, I have done."
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