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Clips from Mortdecai (2015)

"I am loved and respected by all who know me..."
Mortdecai (2015)
"Some final piece of my personal puzzle."
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"The work of art with which"
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"and this little bit of magic"
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"I see."
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"Find, you said."
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"Very, very rare."
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"I am sure that you will agree"
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"Well, have it your way, Fang."
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"I trust that you have, um, brought the treasuries?"
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"Now, you look here, Fang! Fat. Fang Fat."
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"or scoundrel, I will grant you."
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"Jock!"
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"Well done, Jockie."
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"Jock, you're ablaze!"
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"Jock laid out the state"
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"Massive, crushing debt."
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"We hurried back to Mortdecai Manor,"
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"to sell off some of my prized possessions."
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"But I was hopeful my new moustache"
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"only our passions keeping us..."
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"who said that kissing a man without"
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"a moustache is rather like eating an egg without salt."
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"You have five minutes to shave it off."
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"and I have had every intention of seeing it through."
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"Oh, darling..."
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"It's not even fully corked. It's a baby."
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"the guest bedroom for Mr. Mortdecai?"
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"And I shan't be having dinner downstairs this evening."
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"I'll just have a supper tray in my room."
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"I do believe Jock has informed you"
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"All right. That gives us six..."
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"Four days, sir."
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"She's only human, sir."
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"A quick aside about Jock."
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"which can be occasionally problematic."
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"To a wealthy turkey farmer..."
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"Get your head down, sir."
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"Don't shoot, farmer!"
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"I only gave her the once-over."
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"Dear, sweet, simple Jock."
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"And a dead hag."
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"Bull's-eye."
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"Get back behind the tape!"
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"an admirable job stomping all over the place."
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"No, I do not know that, Maurice."
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"No one knows the filthy underside"
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"He is the filthy underside."
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"Inspector Alastair Martland."
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"MI5."
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"Martland and I met at Oxford."
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"What?"
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"Inspector Martland, sir."
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"What does that blighter want?"
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"Tell him to ring back"
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"Oh, all right. Wheel him in."
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"Beware the carafe on the top shelf."
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"It contains water."
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"he reached underneath for the big decanter,"
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"a gross amount of what he thought was my Taylor '31."
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"to the tune of eight million quid, old boy."
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"That's not natural."
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"Slightly."
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"that I feared she had done herself"
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"a horrible mischief."
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"Mmm, thank you."
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"Last night she was killed. Painting has disappeared."
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"But I don't see what it has to do with me."
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"then the Goya disappears without a trace."
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"Emil Strago."
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"Fundamentalist, revolutionary, trained in Syria,"
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"fought in Senegal. An expert in special warfare."
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"He's linked to a number of"
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"All right, he's unpleasant. What of him?"
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"But if Strago is involved, well,"
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"And you would like me to find it before he does?"
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"But now you're dangling off the end of it."
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"like a Welsh barmaid."
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"What's in it for me, as they say?"
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"Good God, man!"
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"We're talking about a bloodthirsty extremist"
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"Ten percent, sir."
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"And 10 percent of the insurance money"
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"Done."
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"Oh, and incidentally, I asked for some cheese,"
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"Alastair."
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"Radiant..."
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"After a three-year courtship,"
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"to express his feelings to her."
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"In verse."
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"Echo-ey, don't you know?"
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"Mmm."
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"Do inform him that that ship has sailed."
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"Metaphoric woman... Women."
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"I will kill her."
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"My wife needs to come around"
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"to a certain viewpoint. That is all."
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"Well, good luck, mate."
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"Of course."
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"Someone must have known I was coming."
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"Well, it must have been his dealer."
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"Johanna, my darling."
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"My... My love. My..."
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"Mmm..."
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"Sheik of Araby who seeks admission into your tent."
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"My Sheik, does this mean you have excommunicated"
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"Darling,"
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"for, you know,"
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"And by the way, did I mention"
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"Oh, God. It's unbearable."
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"You will get used to it. I promise."
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"I'm invested in it."
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"Heavens, no. You needn't worry yourself."
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"It looked like you have a vagina on your face."
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"Jockie,"
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"Yeah, give us a minute, love."
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"Hello."
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"And myself sleeping alone."
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"Dash it all, I am resolved."
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"and we will find that painting if it is the last thing we do."
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