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Clips from Mortdecai (2015)

"rival art dealer and Goya specialist."
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"Looks like something curled up and died on your lip."
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"What do you make of this Bronwen business, eh?"
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"Huh. Ghastly affair."
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"You used her frequently, didn't you?"
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"Not lately."
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"She's been unavailable for three months."
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"Usual dirt and grime one finds on the Spaniards."
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"Ooh."
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"and that's because there's money involved."
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"I've always admired your rapacity, sir."
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"as it were?"
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"I've asked for a Chardonnay. That is your drink, isn't it?"
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"You're on duty."
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"and see how you secret agent men run the world."
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"Although it is terribly vital work."
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"No, no. No, no, no, no, no."
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"- No, I was just, um... - Of course you were."
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"- Wouldn't that be funny? - Hilarious."
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"- Yes! - Well then, what's the point?"
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"Now, tell me, what are you and my husband"
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"working on at the moment?"
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"In vague terms."
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"You think poor Miss Fellworthy stumbled into something,"
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"Oh, this is interesting."
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"So much to do."
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"What was the name of Bronwen's college at Oxford?"
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"Johanna, I simply can't."
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"Oh, golly. Look at the time. I really must be going."
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"You're rather monstrous."
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"Besides being the finest garage man"
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"What's the matter with you, eh?"
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"You one megabyte short of a RAM?"
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"The rest was a bit rude,"
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"so I won't quote him verbatim."
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"which I had now asked him to package"
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"my relationship with my mother, uh,"
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"Item one: The Rolls-Royce,"
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"whether any unsavory types have enlisted you"
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"down the frog and toad road."
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"It's not some Toyota Clitoris."
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"Is a Rolls... The bloody Silver,"
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"the whacking Cloud, the bollock Royce!"
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"that this was not the first time I had shot Jock."
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"Quite."
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"You should go, sir, before the shooter circles 'round."
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"Quite."
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"That's the old feudal spirit, Jock."
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"- Jock? - Yeah?"
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"It's just a cracked rib."
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"By myself?"
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"What makes you think I have it?"
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"Give me the painting!"
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"I was admiring your Franz Joseph."
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"What should I do now?"
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"- Yes! - Oh..."
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"Sir!"
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"I'm on the bonnet!"
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"Oh! Hello!"
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"Whoa."
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"Ha! Foreigner!"
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"No!"
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"Out you go!"
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"No, no, man! My little sproutling."
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"- What? - Has it been compromised?"
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"Didn't take long for you to make a mess of things."
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"Oh, you listen here, you do-gooder!"
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"there is more here than meets the eye."
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"I've been helpin' out Miss Fellworthy"
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"Is this how she was found?"
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"Like this? Like this?"
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"No."
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"Show him the photographs. Excuse me."
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"These were found in her camera."
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"Miss Bronwen would take photos"
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"Let's look at the photographs."
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"Good Lord! It couldn't be!"
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"Couldn't be what?"
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"Ah!"
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"There has never been"
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"an accurate reproduction because"
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"The Duchess of Wellington."
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"Bronwen has found the lost Goya."
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"to paint her in 1792."
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"Unfortunately,"
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"The Queen was unamused."
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"But instead it was stolen and secreted away."
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"craved by the mighty,"
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"If it does exist, it belongs to Spain."
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"Untold riches and all that, what?"
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"But"
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"when the allies captured Goering..."
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"and the secret bank accounts along with it."
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"surrounded by all that"
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"Gruyere, chocolate, and fine wines."
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"Well, that's what Emil's after."
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"The fine wine?"
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"Mmm..."
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"I sunk into an uneasy slumber,"
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"Her Lady Mortdecai to see you, Your Grace."
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"Lady Mortdecai."
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"Of course."
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"Why wasn't I told?"
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"Water bailiff."
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"Had to speak to the water bailiff"
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"about my water."
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"Fishing tomorrow, you know. Hate it. Sit."
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"I understand you were close with Bronwen Fellworthy."
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"and I wondered..."
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"What?"
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"I've been trying to get rid of her,"
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"Sorry. You were saying?"
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"Done to death with malice aforethought and so forth."
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"Did she ever mention The Duchess of Wellington?"
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"Oh. Beautiful woman."
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"Must to the lavatory."
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"Would you care to come and take a peek at it, eh?"
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"An exquisite invitation, Your Grace,"
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"but I'm afraid I must decline."
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