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Clips from Seinfeld - The Mom and Pop Store (S06E06)

"That's an order!"
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"Get in there."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- What? - Help me move my refrigerator."
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"- Why? - Because I'm getting rid of it."
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"- Yeah? - It's K.B. I have the suit."
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"All right, come on up."
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"- So... - Why get rid of your refrigerator?"
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"After that kidney stone, I only want fresh food."
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"It's gotta be fresh. I'm not eating any more stored food."
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"Plus, you know, I want the space."
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"- What for? - Well, I could put a dresser in there."
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"I could get dressed while I'm making breakfast."
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"Hey!"
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"- Here you go. - Yeah."
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"Didn't think I was really gonna give you a suit, did you?"
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"- You're giving him this suit? - That's right. And it's Armani."
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"Armani?"
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"- Hey, Armani, Jerry. - Yes, yes, I heard."
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"- Come on. I want to see how it fits. - All right."
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"- There you go. - There, okay?"
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"Oh, boy. Look at that. That looks great."
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"- I can't believe you're giving him this. - And I don't even want anything for it."
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"I'll tell you what, you can take me out to dinner sometime."
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"- Dinner? - Yeah, you buy me a meal."
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"- Can't get a better deal than that. - You'll never get a better deal."
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"Look at that. Armani. Yeah."
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"Yeah, that's a deal. That's a terrible deal."
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"I don't want to go out to dinner with him. I'd rather make my own suit."
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"- I did it. It's all done. - Hey."
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"I did it. We're going out as soon as she gets off work."
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"And it'll still be daytime."
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"I'm better in the daytime than at night. It's less pressure."
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"I love the day date."
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"- No wine, no shower. - There you go."
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"- So the trip was good? - Yes."
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"Apart from that dreadful airline food."
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"Wreaked absolute havoc with my stomach."
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"You know, I have to say, I've never admitted this to anyone..."
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"...but I kind of like airline food."
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"That's probably because of..."
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"- What? - Yeah, what?"
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"Where I come from, we don't say what."
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"Oh, this should be interesting."
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"- Pardon? - Nothing."
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"So then, about a year ago, I started selling these funky little hair clips."
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"It's going pretty good. I make them in my apartment."
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"I'm just waitressing because I wanted to go to Europe this summer..."
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"...and I could use a few extra... Careful."
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"You know, it's nure, which is good..."
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"When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."
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"- That's a nice watch, George. - Yeah."
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"- Really? - Yeah, he loves watches."
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"What is that? Boyfriend? I don't understand that."
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"What does she think I asked her out for?"
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"It's the way they just slip it in there too."
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"Yeah, like it's all just part of the conversation."
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"My boyfriend really likes watches. He's a real watch freak."
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"Well, that's fabulous."
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"Well, let me ask you this. What exactly did you say when you asked her out?"
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"I said, Would you like to go for a walk or something?"
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"- Oh, a walk? Well... - Or something. I said or something."
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"Or something?"
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"- Yeah, that's a date. - There you go."
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"Of course, there is always the possibility that she called an audible."
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"- What do you mean? - She got to the line of scrimmage..."
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"I think things were going okay. We were having a nice conversation."
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"I mentioned how I liked horse manure."
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"- You did? - Yeah."
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"- You said you liked horse manure? - Yeah."
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"You know, about how, when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing."
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"Manure. It's not bad."
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"Oh, you think because of what I said about the manure?"
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"I was just saying how it takes a negative thing..."
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"I'm just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored..."
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"...with your thoughts and feelings on manure."
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"My honest opinion? I think she made it up."
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"Well, then she's just a liar, isn't she?"
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"Hey."
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"You want something to eat, don't you?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. You got me all wrong, buddy."
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"I am loving this no refrigerator. You know what I discovered?"
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"I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun. Very monastic."
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"- Well, what do you eat? - It's all fresh."
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"- Well, I'm glad it's working out. - Oh, yeah. It's working out."
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"And I got a date with that waitress who works at Reggie's."
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"Boy, if I could meet a hostess, we could open up our own place."
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"- George, we could double sometime. - Yeah, yeah, we could."
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"You know, Kramer, the next time you talk to her..."
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"...find out if she knows Kelly from Monk's."
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"I want to know if she really has a boyfriend."
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"All right, let's get over here."
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"- Hello. - Hi, Jerry. It's Kenny."
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"- Oh, hi. - I was thinking, if you're not busy..."
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"Yeah, you want to get that meal, don't you?"
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"How about Mendy's. Ever been there?"
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"- No, I haven't. - You're gonna love it."
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"- I'll meet you there around 7. - All right."
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"Yeah, I really needed that suit."
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"I start off with curls. That's good for the bicep."
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"I do 10 reps, two sets."
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"That's fantastic."
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"- You work out with weights? - I don't."
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"- You should. - Why?"
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"- You worn the suit yet? - No, not yet."
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"I'll have the salmon."
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"You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup."
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"Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time."
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"Another time? What other time?"
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"No, no, Bania, no."
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"This is the dinner. The soup counts."
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"Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal."
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"I'm not stopping you from eating. Go ahead. Get anything you want."
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"- But I don't want anything but soup. - Then that's the meal."
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"But I had the hot dog."
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"Who told you to have a hot dog?"
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"All right, fine. Get the soup."
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"So he just gets soup. He wants to save the meal."
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"So now I got to do it all over again."
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"What kind of soup did he get?"
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