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Clips from Seinfeld - The Mom and Pop Store (S06E06)

"I don't know. ConsommÈ or something."
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"- ConsommÈ. - What?"
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"Well, that's really not a meal, Jerry."
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"I mean, if he had gotten chicken gumbo or matzo ball..."
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"...even mushroom barley, then I would agree with you."
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"Those are very hearty soups."
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"- You're missing the whole point. - What?"
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"The meal is the act of sitting down with him."
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"It doesn't matter what you get."
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"As long as he's sitting in that restaurant, it's a meal."
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"- Was it a cup or a bowl? - You see? Again."
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"Did he crumble any crackers in it?"
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"Did he crumble any crackers in it?"
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"As a matter of fact, he did."
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"Oh, well, crackers in a bowl. That could be a meal."
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"It's like I'm talking to my aunt Sylvia here."
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"- Elaine, do you have cash on you? - Yeah, in my purse."
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"No, there was only $6."
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"Well, I have some money. What do you need?"
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"Twenty should cover me. Thanks, mate."
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"- Where are you going? - Just visiting."
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"- Okay. See you later. - I won't be back for dinner."
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"Pardon?"
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"- Have you said anything? - No. I'm very uncomfortable."
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"- Are you gonna say anything? - I don't know. I don't know."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Well, what's it going to be?"
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"- What's it gonna be? - Yes. What will you have?"
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"Are you eating? It's in that vein."
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"- I'll just have a bowl of chili. - I'll have an egg-white omelet."
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"- What's it gonna be? Hear that? - Yeah, that was bad."
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"Did you feel that tension?"
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"We used to have banter. There's no more banter."
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"Oh, no. It's Kenny. Slide out so he can't sit here."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- You worn the suit yet? - Actually I did."
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"I put it on last night and slept in it."
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"- You did? - No, I'm joking."
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"Sure you can."
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"Thanks."
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"- Can I take your order? - What kind of soup do you have?"
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"Why don't you get a sandwich."
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"Okay. I'll have tomato soup and tuna on toast."
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"Okay. This is it, you know."
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"This is the meal. So stock up, buddy boy."
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"What are you talking about? This isn't a meal."
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"Yes, it is. Soup and sandwich. That is a meal."
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"You're supposed to buy me dinner in a nice restaurant like Mendy's."
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"- I tried to do that. - This is lunch in a coffee shop."
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"Oh, soup and a sandwich for a brand-new Armani suit."
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"- Is that any kind of a gesture? - I'm really not comfortable..."
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"Hey, I just spoke to Hildy about your friend."
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"- Yeah? - She doesn't have a boyfriend."
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"She made it up."
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"- Where's Simon? - Oh, he'll be right up."
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"He's just getting some beer."
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"And I'm not expecting any change."
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"- When's he leaving? - About two days."
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"Although he's hinting at how he'd like to stay."
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"- Hey, mate. Fancy a beer? - No, thanks."
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"Hello?"
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"No, I'm sorry, Bania. I'm not going over this again."
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"Well, who told you to order soup?"
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"No, there's no dinner. There's not going to be any dinner."
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"You've had a sandwich and two bowls of soup, and that's it."
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"Goodbye."
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"- Hey, what size suit are you? - Forty."
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"Forty. Perfect."
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"- Brand-new Armani suit, you want it? - Absolutely."
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"Great. It's yours. I can't stand the sight of it."
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"I been doing some thinking. I want my suit back."
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"I don't have your suit. I gave it away."
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"- Well, it's my suit. - Well, it's gone."
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"I'm sorry. Goodbye, Bania."
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"Yeah."
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"- Well, how's everything? - Okay."
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"Good."
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"- What's going on? - Nothing."
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"You want food, don't you?"
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"It's not for me, it's for Hildy, the waitress I was telling you about."
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"She's hungry. She wants food."
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"If I go back in there without any food, there's gonna be trouble."
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"All right, go ahead."
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"- Did you find anything? - Yeah."
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"There's a few things in here. Peanut butter, cheese. Yeah."
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"- Cheese is good. What kind? - Swiss."
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"All right, it'll have to do. Come on."
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"What are you doing out here?"
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"I can't go in there. I'm too uncomfortable."
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"So we're not gonna go in there anymore?"
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"Hey, what are you doing out here?"
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"We can't eat here anymore, because he took a waitress for a walk."
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"What's the difference? Let's go to Reggie's."
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"- Reggie's? I can't eat anything there. - It's the same menu."
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"There's no big salad."
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"They'll make you a big salad."
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"What do you think, they're the only ones that make a big salad?"
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"All right, let's go to Reggie's."
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"So, what's going on with Simon? Did he leave?"
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"Wait till you hear this."
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"So Simon picks this woman up right in front of me."
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"Look at this. They make a point of saying on the menu:"
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"No egg-white omelets. Look at that."
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"So what? Have a yolk. It won't kill you."
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"- Hello. - Oh, hi, Hildy."
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"Could I get an egg-white omelet?"
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"- Did you read the menu? - All right. Just give me a western."
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"- How about a big salad? - A big salad?"
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"- You see? - Just tell her what you want."
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"It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it."
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"We don't have big bowls."
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"- All right, just give me a cup of decaf. - We have Sanka."
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"- She's been there three weeks. - Not fair."
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"If anyone should be forced to leave, it should be her."
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"If only she could get fired. Is there any way that could happen?"
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"- You're the best. - Well..."
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"Well, as I see it..."
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"...you've got to apply the same principles that get you fired..."
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"...but redirected outwardly."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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