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Clips from Community (2009) - The Politics of Human Sexuality (S01E01)

"You saying "dude" is not cool."
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"- You're welcome. - This is the phone book 20s' man."
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"It's pretty shallow."
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"You're right."
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"I can't believe I haven't seen it before."
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"Whatever. I'm gonna go study with Shirley."
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"I'll be here... Rethinking my way of life."
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"Call mommy."
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"Guys... I have a problem."
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"The dean wants me to demonstrate the proper use of a condom"
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"at the stupid fair by putting one on a mannequin's stupid..."
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"Thingamabob."
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"It's a big honor..."
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"This is an anatomically correct model I'll be handling."
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"Real..."
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"Whatchamacallits... Are nothing like bananas!"
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"No?"
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"- Have you never seen one? - Annie..."
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"Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of."
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"- You're like a unicorn. - I am not a unicorn."
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"I had relations with my high school boyfriend."
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"We did it to Madonna's erotica on the floor of his walk-in closet."
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"But he wouldn't let me look at it."
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"- He's gay now. - I think he was gay then."
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"What I need to do"
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"That's easy enough. We'll go to him and ask him..."
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"This is really embarrassing. I don't want anyone to know."
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"The dean is counting on me,"
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"and I want him to know that I'm someone he can trust."
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"We've to break into his office."
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"- I actually have no problem with that. - I think I could do that."
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"I was just going into the fair to wait for my smokin'- hot date."
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"- That's nice. - How'bout you?"
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"Were you ever able to, you know,"
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"come up with a, you know, date?"
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"No, because I didn't try."
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"Because taking a date to an STD fair would be lame."
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"Don't worry about it, kid."
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"What you're going through is a dry spell. From my experience,"
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"they don't last any more than 12, 13 years."
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"Excuse me."
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"No, syphilis."
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"Please, no, syphilis."
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"It burns!"
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"Gross. Dean, your assistant."
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"Yes on single. She likes hip-hop and horses."
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"Dislikes beards and... I was done talking."
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"Is it me, or are horses the most beautiful creatures?"
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"- They're so majestic. - Totally."
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"Just this morning when I was shaving and listening to the new Jay-z,"
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"I was thinking about how I want to squeeze in a quick gallop ."
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"Do you own a horse?"
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"Can you ever really own a horse?"
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"This is sabrina."
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"- You must have a great personality. - Thank you."
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"Congratulations, You proved me wrong."
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"- You got a girl. - Yeah, I did."
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"This is Doreen. Ready for our double date?"
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"Is this the best safe sex fair or what?"
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"Me in a dune buggy. With syphilis."
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"This is going on the fridge."
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"Look how gorgeous Doreen is tonight."
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"Let's lay out our plans for the evening."
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"You wing man me, I wing man you."
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"Maybe we split up for a little hoo-ha."
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"And then meet in the morning for eggs and..."
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"Details."
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"That sounds like the worst combination plate ever."
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"You want my stuffed animal?"
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"We're arm wrestling."
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"Like Stallone in over the top. I'm not sure of all the rules."
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"- We need a semi truck and a son? - The rules are you suck! Let's go!"
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"I wanna wait for a more inspiring song. This score isn't right."
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"There we go."
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"You broke my hand, you bastard."
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"- I can't do anything with this. - Let me see that."
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"Thar she blows."
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"I wanna see!"
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"It's okay."
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"- Is that considered large? - Yes."
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"What in the reverse porky's is going on here?"
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"You should hear her order wine in French."
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"Honey, say caber-net sauv-a-gong-da-nun."
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"- Pierce, you're embarrassing me. - You know a lot about wine?"
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"I did have a client who owned a vineyard in Napa."
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"He was into S&M and Merlot, so we called it S&M&M."
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"Be right back. I have to make tinkles."
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"Then, I'm gonna go get us another round."
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"You are not what I expected. You're smart, you're classy."
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"- You're not wearing go-go boots. - They're in the shop."
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"Despite what most people think,"
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"I actually spend most of my time talking."
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"As men get older, they wanna spend their time"
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"with someone they can have a real conversation with."
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"That is going to suck."
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"Sabrina's cute,"
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"but she thinks that Monty Python is the evil snake from Harry Potter."
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"I know girls I can converse with who are way more annoying."
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"- Ready to show me that Lexus? - I thought you'd never ask."
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"It was very nice to meet you."
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"You can do better."
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"They already left? What a couple of nincompoops!"
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"Is there any lovemaking on the table?"
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"We're through."
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"I'm gonna go to the bar, and you can join me if you'd like."
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"And we can still have a lovely evening."
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"That is a pretty big discount."
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"I had no idea alcohol would make people horny."
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"Makes me sleepy."
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"There's a dog-fighting ring in my office?"
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"I'm just gonna turn him around, and we're gonna cover him up."
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"Ladies, I am shocked"
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"at the reverse porky's that has happened here tonight."
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"The "p" word has entered into play."
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"That's exactly why I wanted Gail, our school counselor,"
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"and Monique, who's keeping record,"
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"to ensure we discuss these topics in a legally appropriate manner."
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"so we can take away the negative power of the word."
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"So, everybody..."
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"- Penis. - She didn't say it."
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