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Clips from Community (2009) - The Politics of Human Sexuality (S01E01)

"Now, why did you break in to see the penis?"
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"I really do feel more comfortable saying that now, Gail."
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"I just want to focus on the girl"
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"who won't say penis."
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"This is a judgment-free zone, so express yourself."
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"You know what..."
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"I don't want to express myself."
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"I don't want to sit in a room full of people"
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"and say the "p" word. I like being repressed."
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"I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable"
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"with my sexuality."
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"And maybe, just maybe,"
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"if everyone were a little bit more like me,"
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"we wouldn't have to have an STD fair."
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"- You go, girl! - That's my pumpkin!"
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"By the way, now that I've gotten a good look at one,"
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"I don't see what all the fuss was about."
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"A giant thumb in a turtleneck."
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"You a really awesome body."
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"- You probably hear that all the time. - Not as much as I should."
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"Professor..."
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"What?"
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"I'm not a professor."
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"But you're at Greendale... And you're old."
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"I'm a student."
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"Pretty much yikers for me too."
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"I guess I can make an exception... Professor."
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"- I can't do this. - What?"
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"How you like those apples?"
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"I don't like those apples."
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"I'm so upset."
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"It was just a fluke I won those other games."
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"This may be the only STD fair to actually spread STDs."
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"Shut up, Ben!"
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"Condom water balloon fight!"
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"What the hell?"
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"These are leaking."
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"That's why you don't print things on condoms."
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"Everyone's getting preggers, and it's all your fault."
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"I love it!"
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"All the condoms are faulty."
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"and make an announcement before everyone leaves."
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"I am not the best athlete on campus."
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"Abed is."
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"- I know you let me win the race. - But you didn't say anything."
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"That's because..."
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"I wanted it to be true."
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"- You are. - Run!"
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"Go, Abed, go, before people sex one another!"
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"There he is."
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"I stopped."
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"I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, she's hot."
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"I think this place is sapping my life force."
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"It's not Greendale, Jeff, it's you."
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"You're becoming more mature."
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"A man reaches a point in his life"
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"and starts looking for a place to hang his hat."
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"I'm sorry, I was waiting for that to become inappropriate or racist."
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"What happened to Doreen?"
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"She said if I wanted to continue the night I'd have to pay."
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"That is rough."
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"No, it was a wake-up call."
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"Doreen's a very special lady. I did not treat her right."
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"You'll get there."
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"We're both gonna get there."
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"Here's to being better men."
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"Cheers."
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"Tell Doreen I say hi."
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"You know, for 220 I can get the..."
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"I'll give you 250 if you don't finish telling me."
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"I can get it twice."
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"College. Best years of our lives."
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"Attention, greendale students."
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"Don't use the condoms!"
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"If you're going to have sex tonight,"
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"don't use condoms."
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"Comparing two donor/acceptor systems,"
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"the proton transposition HA+H2O..."
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"A laser!"
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"- I help the dean do officey things. - Gender saved."
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"- That's great. What does she do? - She's an escort."
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"That's only 'cause it's been a while since I've tried."
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"What are you doing?"
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"is practice on the actual model, but the dean has put it in his office."
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"About 30 seconds after you walked away,"
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"Yes, I am. Wait, how'd you do that?"
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"Can we..."
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"I need to see."
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"I will take "tinkles" over "we need to talk" every time."
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"Here."
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"where he stops looking for a place to hang his underwear"
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"You hear that, Annie? That's the sound of STD's screaming,"
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"Dust off that black book and rustle up a honey."
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"Do you've a banana?"
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"All along the side it says "Greendale"!"
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"I wanted to see what you were doing tonight."
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"I've caught glimpses, I've never got a real good look at one."
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"We have a 597 currently going on in your office."
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"- I always know what you mean. - Can't wait for you to meet her."
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""Hot blonde, spanish class"?"
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""Going to", Jeff?"
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