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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Co-Op (S03E03)

"Each one has a soul, an ass soul."
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"Hey, mamis, where you going? A bra store?"
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"I bet you got those big boobies to feed all your babies."
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"Excuse me?"
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"You can't talk to us like that."
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"Why don't you come over here and let me touch 'em."
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"is if they graze the top of your head"
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"So you wanna ball? Let's go."
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"Tell your mom you got schooled by two women."
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"And reminder, I'll be by later to fuck the shit out of her."
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"What?"
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"- No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, no, no, no, no!"
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"♪ Four and three and two and one-one ♪"
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"Hello? Good morning, everyone."
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"Ooh. It looks like you haven't completed any of your work hours."
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"Just throw 'em on my tab. I'm gonna knock 'em all out at once."
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"Um... sure."
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"Hi."
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"But it just also happens to be the very last day"
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"♪♪"
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"Ugh, love your leggings."
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"- Thank you so much. - Really cute."
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"Later, line buddy."
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"You know how I joined that food co-op a few months ago?"
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"dump out, flawless."
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"- Obviously, I would do them, but... - You're going to the doctor."
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"No, I can't think about it. Lifestyle."
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"But here da damn 'tang."
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"Not for me. As me."
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"Co-op members cannot share shifts, so technically you need to be me."
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"I... haven't worked any of my hours."
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"I love you, Abbi!"
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"Aww, what up, my babies!"
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"Sorry. I'm so fucking nervous."
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"- Me too. - You are?"
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"Aww. That almost makes me feel kind of okay."
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"♪♪"
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"You know what, Martha?"
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"It's Kristy."
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"I feel like you really get me."
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"And you know who else is a kween?"
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"cleaning up white dude's dreadlocks."
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""Ja-feel"?"
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"Okay, why don't you just go help out Craig with setting up the bulk bins?"
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"♪♪"
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"You can't be nervous, you're my rock today."
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"Ilana, what are you doing?"
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"This is dangerous! Prisons are safe, but they're not that safe!"
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"caramel and queerdom."
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"Huh?"
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"It's like, we are just dancers in the dark,"
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"we're just shards."
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"- You drew this? - Yeah."
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"She has this new series called "Where Are They Now?""
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"Martha!"
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"It's Kristy. And that wasn't funny."
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"What are you doing?"
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"You challenged me to grow and be a big girl."
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"Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!"
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"That's what I say to distract all the kids..."
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"- Fucking shit! - When they're getting their shot."
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"That's what they say back to me."
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"So gullible."
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"She really knows how to pick 'em. Doesn't it look so real?"
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"And a'nudder tang..."
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"One summer, she traveled across the country following Phish,"
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"Set the gear shift to the high gear of your soul."
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"Are you a Phish head, too?"
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"You still seem stressed."
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"You know, I'm technically Abbi today, so if we hook up, it's... kind of a threesome."
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"I hooked up with someone else."
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"No, I know, it's like, "mmmdoy"!"
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"Did I do that?"
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"Ugh!"
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"And then you spooned watching YouTube videos of news anchor fails."
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"Honestly, I've never felt closer to you."
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"People really shouldn't trick other people into having sex."
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"Whoa."
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"♪♪"
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"It's like, soon, they're gonna be, like, screening on the inside of our eyes."
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"What?"
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"Is this your friend Abbi?"
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"Hello?"
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"It's my doctor with the X-rays."
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"What?!"
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"But she's just not my type physically."
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"Me! Me, I have... butt."
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"I've been pretending to be Ilana."
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"The Abbi I've been hearing about all day would never do something like this."
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"I don't know what's more disgusting."
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"The fact that you've been lying to me all day"
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"Every 46 minutes of it."
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"Yeah. How slick."
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"I'm sorry, but are you... breastfeeding?"
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"The power of co-op produce has made me fertile"
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"You belong on garbage island."
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"Jesus."
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"And then if it comes back to you, dope,"
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"I like it."
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"Don't you already have HPV?"
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"I'd almost be embarrassed not to have HPV at this point."
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"that can cause cervical cancer."
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"You know..."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, he seemed to really like "Abbi.""
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"Can I tell you something?"
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"What?"
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"And that fucking was with a P-H."
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"- Yeah, never. - No."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Even if it's just a close up line up of buttholes? - Yeah."
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"How did he know we were going to the bra store?"
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"Jesus."
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"The only way that you're gonna get to touch these boobs"
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"as I'm slam dunking your skinny ass!"
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"No."
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"Aw, yeah, bitches!"
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"Oh, what about this, huh?"
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"Oh... kay."
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