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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Slump (S01E01)

"It's the story of my life."
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"- I was. I'm done. - Okay."
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"Let's talk bad boys. That's the perfect cop movie."
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"Mr. Smith, lookin' fine."
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"Francois Truffaut's breathless."
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"What?"
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"Terry likes foreign films."
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"to this question, though."
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"So gather around for the greatest cop film"
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"of all time."
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"Please refrain from texting during our presentation."
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"And there's an old hooker."
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"Come on, guys, that happened four years ago."
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"Shh, this is the best part."
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"[All groan]"
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"Hey, love the sweater."
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"Who you slayin' tonight, lady killer?"
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"No, you're dressed exactly like the lady killer."
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"Damn it!"
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"This is Jeffrey Dahmer's corduroys all over again."
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"Where are you on digitizing the old case files?"
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"As of yesterday, I'm officially 1% done."
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"Why are you smiling?"
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"and for each one, I have to fill out"
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"At least you get to sit on your butt all day."
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"Ugh, God, Scully,"
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"about your disgusting body?"
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"[Retching]"
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"Peralta, where are we on the Adams street burglary?"
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"suspects, or leads."
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"So, in conclusion, not at all close."
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"Stalled out, and the Calloway robbery"
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"also remains unsolved..."
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"Due to a lack of solving it by me."
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"Sounds like someone's in a little bit of a slump."
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"I'm not in a slump."
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"I don't slump, people."
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"I opposite slump."
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"I p-muls all over this bitch."
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"Dismissed."
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"- Slump. - P-muls!"
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"Wait... before you say anything,"
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"I want to guess what happened, based on your face."
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"Someone died."
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"No! You won a prize!"
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"I'm not getting better at this."
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"I'm concerned that the open cases"
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"mound of garbage on your desk"
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"- mound of garbage. - All right, sir."
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"Let me hit you with a little analogy."
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"Are you familiar with race cars?"
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"That's already way more than I know about it."
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"You got speed bumps on a race track?"
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"All I'm saying is, it's open road again."
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"Last Sunday, her grandson Judd reported"
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"This morning, we picked up an old lady"
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"matching her description exactly."
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"I showed her pictures of Judd, and she said,"
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"[imitating old lady] "That's my grandson.""
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"What did I say about doing voices?"
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"I'm a storyteller, sir."
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"It's my craft."
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"Anyways, grandson's coming in."
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"They reunite, and I throw another case"
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"on the old "solved it" pile."
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"Hey, my croissant."
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"[Crunch]"
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"You wanted to see me, Captain?"
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"Yes, the D.A. wanted me to personally thank you"
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"for your work on the Jay street drug bust."
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"For praise?"
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"Uh..."
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"There's a community outreach program"
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"I was wondering if you'd like to head it up."
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"I will dive in, swim around it,"
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"Oh, I love being scary Terry."
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"But I'm too busy."
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"I've got a special case I'm working on."
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"Oh, great. I'll take my shirt off."
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"Stop volunteering to take your shirt off."
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"I can't hear you! Shirt's over my ears."
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"Ooh, I like your shoes. They're a really pretty..."
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"- What do you need? - Color. Okay."
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"that Junior police program seminar?"
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"- Losers. - To sign up to become Junior police officers."
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"Snitches. What about it?"
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"I signed you up to do it with me."
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"Now I gotta read something?"
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"Greetings. Fine."
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"I guess I can help you with those at-risk kids."
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"[Scoffs] I don't need your help."
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"It's nothing personal, it's just..."
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"Not joking. Bye."
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"I'm glad you're here."
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"May I present to you... [Imitates trumpet fanfare]"
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"Oh, look at those beautiful cheeks."
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"Oh! That's my husband."
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"You're so much shorter than you used to be."
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"What did the Japanese do to you?"
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"Different generation."
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"Okay, this is Ethel Musterberg"
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"There was an I.D. card in her back pocket."
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"Why was your hand in her back pocket?"
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"and, unlike Boyle, my first instinct"
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"was not to caress her butt."
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"Frisked! I frisked her butt!"
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"It looks like this case remains unsolved, Peralta."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, cool. You're all here in the break room."
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"You asked us to come in here."
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"What? Here's a hypothetical question."
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"that, for the first time in their career,"
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"What do you think you would suggest"
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"Well, I haven't really been in a slump since my divorce."
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"So I'd tell this person, "maybe get divorced.""
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"He'd have to get married first."
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"Okay, so the suggestion to beat"
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"is get married and then divorced."
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"Fly to Montreal, hit a classy hotel bar,"
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"bone a stranger, slump over."
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