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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Slump (S01E01)

"Tom Hanks, reluctant friendship with a dog."
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"That hits me where I live."
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"No. Robocop."
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"Oh, I thought you were listing things."
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"A hot cup of tea Leone. Come on."
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"Mm-kay. There is a correct answer"
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"(Man) Excuse me, ma'am."
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"There it is!"
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"That's nothin'."
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"200 little box thingies on 50 different screens."
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"That's actually the worst part."
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"My doctor said I have an anal canyon."
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"That's because it's all wart."
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"How are you married?"
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"We are very close, Captain."
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"Aside from a complete absence of evidence,"
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"You're not? Scoreboard."
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"Formula 1 or stock?"
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"The point is, I'm a super-awesome race car"
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"Is that not part of car racing?"
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"Missing grandma Helen Sterrino."
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"she went out for bagels and never came back."
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"that's very important to me."
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"I won't just head it up,"
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"Hey, sarge, I need someone to fill out a lineup."
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"Will you be scary Terry?"
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"This is takin' too long!"
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"Uh, Hitchcock,"
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"Boyle needs you to fill out a lineup."
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"You know how, every year, the precinct does"
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"to become student snitches?"
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"Here's the info."
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"- you could help. - Okay."
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"[Distant siren]"
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"Oh, my darlings. Thank God I found you."
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"I have no idea who this lady is."
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"What? No, she recognized you."
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"This is Helen. Who's Helen?"
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"Solomon!"
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"I'm... I'm not really her husband."
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"from the prospect heights senior center."
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"Well, she told me she didn't have any I.D.,"
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"Let's say I knew someone"
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"was experiencing, like, a minor slump."
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"Rosa?"
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"- Yeah. - That's a good one."
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"10,000 sit-ups."
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"We're helping Jake's friend got out of his slump."
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"I always find that closing cases"
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"Thank you, Captain! He's right."
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"You just need a win."
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"Pick your easiest, no-brainer case,"
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"Right after I do Rosa's Montreal sex thing."
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"That sounds fun. Yeah."
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"Do you wanna help me out here?"
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"Nah, I think I'm good."
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"I know you think getting in trouble is cool."
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"Hold up... why does the kid selling drugs"
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"Are you saying that black people can't sell drugs?"
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"Um... I'm building this dollhouse for my girl."
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"Why would I swap cases with you?"
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"is dealing meth out of his apartment."
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"which I know you hate."
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"It's unsolvable, and thus..."
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"That was the very end of the sentence."
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"So where are you going, Peralta?"
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"I got a dunker, Captain. Nothin' but net."
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"nailed by the Jake hammer."
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"I mean, shouldn't you at least solve"
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"Am I getting ahead of myself?"
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"Follow, watch, learn."
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"Remix, yo!"
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"I don't like it. ♪ got it?"
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"Freeze!"
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"my minuets, but I'll hold it down."
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"I bet it's the silly kids down the hall."
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"my kidney, my salivary glands,"
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"No, wait... Pooped on your head,"
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"because it's terrible."
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"This guy comes up out of nowhere, confesses."
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"So the D.A.'s gonna have to dismiss your last two busts."
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"[Sighs] Great."
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"Good to know."
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"There's no more left."
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"Hey."
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"You could eat off his shirt."
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"I mean, I can't solve a case to save my life."
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"Birds are unloading on me left and right."
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"Cursed."
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"Detective Smith."
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"and now he's married to Kate Upton."
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"No. No one would go out on calls with him."
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"Man..."
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"Girls are so scary."
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"You're benching me?"
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"No, I don't think that's what's best for you"
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"Could be a week,"
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"They're mean and shallow and respect nothing."
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"Sweater. Okay."
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"And I'm in a coma."
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"Come on, man, let me just..."
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"Everything could fall apart!"
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"Yep."
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"It's definitely helping."
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"[Groaning]"
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"The fairy princess castle has defeated me."
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"a dollhouse in less than four hours."
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"Why does it have to be so hard?"
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"And nowhere to screw it in!"
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"117a. Yes."
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"117b. Yes."
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"118a."
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"Hey, just heading to the can."
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"Take the rabbit's foot."
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"Roger that."
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"Hey. What's going on? Hey."
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"Well, I'm not allowed to leave my desk,"
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"so we have to meet in here."
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"You know I will. All right."
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"Go!"
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