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Clips from The Detour - The Drop (S01E01)

"- Okay, so it's day four. - It's actually day five."
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"All right. Yes. I'm sorry."
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"Because she was sick of his lies."
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"She could've taken a rideshare for all he knows. Who cares?"
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"Kinda sucks to feel like the dummy, doesn't it?"
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"All right, what was in the bag?"
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"What is this?"
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"Is this drugs?"
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"- I can't mail drugs. - You can't fly."
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"Of course I can't fly, Marco!"
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""Hi, I'd like to check in"
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"one bag of evil corporate science goo.""
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"I think we'll take a 3-seater."
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"Well, obviously. You're not married."
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"whatever insane thing he's doing, okay?"
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"Not anymore. No, they changed it."
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"Hey, Vanessa, it's Nate."
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"- Still on the road? - No, I'm here..."
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"I don't know, because Christmas sucks maybe?"
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"Come on, Ebeneezer, everybody loves Christmas."
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"- Yeah? Jews? - Yeah."
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"- Buddhists? - Uh-huh."
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"- Shintos? - Uh-huh."
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"- Choctaws? - That's their favorite."
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"- Great. - Make way!"
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"Yeah! Pal, it's not Christmas."
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"Your darkest beer and your cheapest bourbon."
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"- My family left me and I lost my job."
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"- Another one? - No."
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"Caleb says others can't define me."
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"for stealing some weird, dangerous shit!"
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"- Caleb says... - Where are you?"
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"Just press "confirm," and you're on your way to Syracuse."
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"- Ohh, you bastard. - Yes?"
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"I need to change my destination to Florida."
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"Whose first day it isn't?"
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"I hate you! Get out of my house, you mother..."
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"She only gave you that job 'cause you're not smart enough for a real job."
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"If you could have one wish on Christmas..."
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"Some antifreeze for your sweet tea."
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"- I tracked your phone. - What? How is that possible?"
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"Do we need to do this right now?"
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"I know. I'm sorry, baby."
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"I know. I am, too. I hated walking away."
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"- Merry Christmas. - Okay."
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"- Do you work for the CIA? - No."
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"They're just watching their backs."
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"Oh, okay, so what you're saying"
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"because I am a spy"
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"Oh, shit."
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"- What? - Stop. Stop."
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"- What? - Turn. Turn."
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"Down. 7 o'clock."
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"Don't look, though. But don't... don't look!"
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"He's like a robot. Every 30 seconds,"
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"he does the same thing. Here we go. Paper down."
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"Look around."
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"Oh. I'm really... excuse me, sir? Excuse me?"
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"Dad!"
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"No, they're not! We are meeting Vanessa here."
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"If we're gonna eat, we're gonna eat as a family."
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"I'm not speaking to you or eating with you"
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"- until you tell me everything. - Okay, everybody, follow me!"
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"I'm not sure your mom's in a jolly enough mood to."
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"only because there is no other place to sit."
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"America!"
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"that I've decided I can't hear anything..."
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"so we can actually talk like adults."
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"And secondly, I think our marriage is built"
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"one tiny, insignificant detail!"
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"Okay. Okay. Looks like someone here is on the naughty list."
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"We are here to celebrate Christmas"
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"every day of the year."
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"if they saw what this gun could do."
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"- The constitution is the oldest... - Is in dire need of an update."
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"It's the most sacred document ever written."
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"And then those amendments have been amended."
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"Yeah."
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"You see?"
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"- Yeah, but you're way more mad at him. - For sure."
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"Guys! I saw them! Goons!"
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"- is they don't know you're here. - Great. Great."
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"Shit! Go! Go! Just go! Go, go, go! Go, go!"
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"Listen, here's the play."
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"She and I are gonna throw some kind of"
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"And that should give you plenty of time to make the drop to Vanessa."
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"I'm good on presents."
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"Ooh. That's a lot to unpack there, Jareb."
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"and I was reading this article that said"
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"that people who had a more accurate view of the world"
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"tended to be more depressed."
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"- I'm not a horrible child! - You are..."
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"♪ Some look to L. Ron ♪"
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"♪ I say coulda, shoulda, woulda ♪"
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"I have to go to sound check."
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"- You'd like that, wouldn't you, huh? - Hey, hey, hey!"
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"- Are you crying? - No, it's no crying."
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"Code candy cane. Code candy cane."
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"It's not what you think it is."
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"No!"
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"It's just some weed. It's for my gout."
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"Everybody, put your weapons down."
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"It was an industrial strength prototype."
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"That stuff doesn't even work."
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"- suggests that it doesn't work? - Are you a scientist?"
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".1% more?!"
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"Oh, sad dad."
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"Could somebody call a doctor?"
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"- Oh, god. - That whole area..."
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"and take a selfie with god."
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"Maybe it's just who you spend it with."
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"Speaking of which, what do we do about the shit show?"
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"Oh, I say we leave her."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Jesus Christ, you must love this song."
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"♪ Leave me speechless ♪"
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"Right. Sorry. And you're on your way to Fort Lauderdale..."
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"No, he's meeting his sister-in-law outside Orlando"
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"to pick up the mysterious product he stole from work."
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"Right."
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