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Clips from The Mindy Project - Two to One (S01E01)

"and it's, like, getting smarter and bigger every day."
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"[Horns honking]"
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"Mindy, are you forming a dreadlock?"
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"My son has dreads. I love 'em."
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"we could lose our own stuff?"
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"I'm assuming you three are retaining most, if not all,"
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"Email all of Dr. Shulman's patients,"
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"We know those patients."
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"Well, Danny's so forceful. I mean, look at him."
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"He practically oozes leadership."
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"Guys, how can we afford taxi cab ads?"
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"Who approved that?"
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"We did. We did."
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"Jeremy and I agreed... It's settled."
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"Email a discount. Shauna..."
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"[Claps hands] Sign me up for email. Sorry."
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"from downtown women's holistic birth center."
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"We're the that for Shulman and associates."
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"about getting your former patients' files"
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"Scram."
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"Danny, you hate best friend day."
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"Wait."
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"We're turning it"
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"into my prenatal patient resource center."
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"Sorry, but we voted."
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"It's two to one. Two to one."
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"Then I will take tomorrow off and spend it with my friends."
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"Cool."
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"With that, I will leave,"
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"I think you should take that."
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"Just... It's kind of in the way."
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"Is your neck hurting?"
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"Yeah. I maybe got a little crick."
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"Count to three in your head but not out loud."
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"Whoop!"
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"I think the problem was your chair."
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"and tennis coach, Duncan."
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"Oh, hello, Danny."
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"from the hacienda of Pablo Escobar."
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"Walked the campus, got a bad vibe."
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"Jesus Christ, even sting himself..."
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"Were they birthed by ob-gyns?"
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"Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Is that doctor terminology?"
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"I just don't understand that stuff, so..."
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"I'll have rocks coming out your freakin' eyes."
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"Legally, we have to give your file back."
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"But I think you're gonna like what we have to say."
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"That's extremely stupid."
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"Shulman & associates... We put women first."
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"25%..."
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"Okay, here he is."
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"His name is Josh. Josh."
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"He looks hairless."
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"I like body hair."
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"that he's a mammal when I'm in his arms."
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"He has no idea."
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"This Indian chick, that white girl..."
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"In college, they got so drunk that they threw a mini fridge"
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"off the roof. It's true. We did."
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"[Phone chimes]"
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"Is that work, still bothering you?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Danny, the entire point of me"
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"I'm not mediocre-looking like you, okay? What?"
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"Okay? Oh, great."
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"Uh, if we pray really hard..."
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"Keep calm, and carry on."
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"(Mindy) Guys, I think I kind of love this top."
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"Yeah, it's sample sizes."
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"Um, Mindy, it's for you."
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"Go back to work!"
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"People can't just steal your patients."
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"No, no, no, it's fine. Oh, yeah."
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"Can we just make, like, a human changing room?"
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"Sure. Yeah."
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"Shauna, get me Lauren Ordenstein's file."
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"♪"
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"All right?"
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"Let's leave Duncan out of this."
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"so that you can speak from a place of knowledge"
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"Listen, we owe you an apology."
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"I just did it."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"There you go."
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"No, no, no. You also have to be involved."
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"This is a partnership."
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"Yes. Light texting?"
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"No, you can't, right, Danny?"
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"There you go."
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"How about Shulman & associates?"
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"I'm gonna sell you guys the prints once I get 'em developed."
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"Oh, I think I just tweeted something."
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"(man on television) In the criminal justice system,"
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"Indianapolis has a jazz fest? Gross."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Brought you some Thai food, but I threw out the rice."
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"It had little peas in it. It was bumming me out."
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"Watch."
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"Play."
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"Josh, come on, come on. [Chuckles]"
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"[Vacuum whirring]"
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"Are you really? Yeah."
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"Doris, please stop whistle-vacuuming."
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"Oh, man, it is drool city up in this couch."
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"Oh, that's all right. I'll flip the cushion."
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"I'm sorry. God."
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"I promise you no one is dead."
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"What is going on here?"
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""I think I left half a chicken Philly steak"
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"[Hip-hop music]"
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"Dr. C!"
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"They're midwives, so let's not..."
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"Ha!"
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"Hello? I thought we lived in a democracy."
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"Excuse me. I did date a drug dealer in college."
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"Yep. Do you like uncircumcised penises?"
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"I mean, they're everywhere."
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"Here's the thing I'm worried about."
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"I get there, no one speaks English,"
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"someone tries to pin a drug thing on me."
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