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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Let me guess. The only heart he can't heal is his own."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Y'all done with that? - [Pilot] We are nowbeginning our descent into Prague."
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"[Stan ]And now George Clooney begins his descent into hell."
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"[ Pilot ] Please putyour seat backs and tray tables in the upright position."
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"[ Stan ] Please put George Clooney's heart in the-"
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"Should have ended with that whole descent into hell thing."
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"This is Operation Tears of a Clooney."
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"Francine, meet Raina Markovitz, former assassin for the K.G.B."
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"This economy is terrible. I'll be running the war room and doing freelance wet nursing."
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"- Stan, what's going on? - Francine, we're here to break George Clooney's heart."
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"This is war, and no war is won..."
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"Thankyou."
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"Boy, when Mom and Dad get back from their trip..."
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"they're gonna be pissed you turned the swimming pool into a vineyard."
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"All done, Mrs. Smith. Fifty grapevines and 1 2 tons of soil."
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"goes to help foster children in the greater Lang-"
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"You lost me at "help." Now to plant myvineyard."
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"[ Panting ]"
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"Foster children? You know, wayward children taken in by families."
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"- [Machine Beeps ] - As you can see, Mrs. Smith..."
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"Clooney has it written into all of his movie contracts."
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"After much analysis, I've determined..."
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"three crucial truths about Clooney."
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"- [ All Murmuring Agreement ] - It's the best search engine around."
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"Second, Clooney is completely in love with himself."
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"Therefore, you must become him."
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"We have experts who will helpyou master his interests."
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"to motorcycles, to golf..."
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"- to speaking Italian. - Ciao, bella."
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"The final key to Clooney is resisting his charm."
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"Men and women alike find it irresistible..."
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"and kiss his ass until they are sucked inside."
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"hewill pursueyou until he is all theway upyours."
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"That's right, foster children. Hard work builds character."
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"- Water break, Dad? - No."
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"Steve, meetyour new personal assistants."
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"Sincerely, Steve Smith. Dictated but not read."
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"Hayley, it's Dr. Kirkland from Costco."
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"Hello. My test results."
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"Bodyguard? Who needs a bodyguard when I got the boys-"
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"my best friends- migliori amici."
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"- [ Cheering ] - Yeah, all right!"
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"[Banging]"
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"[ Horn Sounding ]"
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"How's his heart, Doctor?"
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"- Better. - [Director] Cut!"
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"- Brilliant, George. - [ Clicks Teeth ]"
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"Hey, you! My boys just called me from a freighter headed for China."
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"It's even better than the time I switched Julia Roberts's fetus with a rat."
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"Stan, you are officially one of my boys now."
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"You cannot keep treating these kids likeyour personal-"
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"[ Rings ]"
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"Hello. Wow. Soyou're patching him through right now?"
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"Well,just hang in there, little darling. I'm pulling foryou."
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"- Whowas that? - Some sick kid. She sounded hot."
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"- Who areyou? - [ Speaking Italian ]"
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"[Roger] Save those grapevines, kids. Come on."
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"Putyour Christmas buckets to use and keep the warm water coming."
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"And thankyou for my SerJacopo Flammata."
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"Girls."
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"Stop. The kids will freeze."
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"I'm fine. I'm gonna beat this, you know."
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"Sureyou are."
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"Hey, you like the muttonchops? Bringing 'em back."
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"There she is."
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"- Here's your Guinness. - Guinness? That's my favorite."
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"Mine too."
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"##[Man SingingSoftly]"
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"## [ Continues ]"
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"[ All Cheering ]"
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"She's the first girl I've ever loved, Stan."
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"And when she comes over tonight, I'm gonna tell her."
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"I'm gonna give her my heart completely."
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"And if she rejects it, it'll kill me."
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"Who could rejectyou, amigo?"
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"Yeah, buddy, you did."
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"Tonight is the night. Let's wish Francine..."
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"good luck in the final step ofher obsessive endeavor..."
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"to destroy another human being!"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Finally, it's over."
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"No more pretending I like that smug jackass."
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"[ Groans ] And you can finally get rid ofthose hideous muttonchops."
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"I think I'll go shave 'em off right now."
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"Francine, I have surprise foryou."
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"I just had hidden cameras installed in Clooney's suite."
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"Stan! What's he doing there?"
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"Cloon-tang, I loveyou too much to let this happen."
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"- Francine's a fraud. - [ All Gasp ]"
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"She's a housewife from Virginia out to hurtyou. Look."
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"I almost had my heart broken. Butyou saved me."
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"[Francine Screaming In Distance ]"
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"So I took a tour of the Prague shaving cream factory..."
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"Bros before hos. Bros before hos. Bros before hos."
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"- Bros before hos. Bros before hos. - No."
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"I didn't mean to fall under his spell. I'm only human."
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"[ Crying ]"
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"I'm only human!"
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"- My chop! - You betrayed me, Stan."
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"And since now I'll never be able to break Clooney's heart..."
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"I must kill him."
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"- No! - Let me go, Stan!"
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"And then tomorrow I'm shipping you back to the States."
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"In the meantime, I'm gonna go meet George."
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"He's at a mountaintop spa trying to clear his head ofthis crazy chick."
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"- [ Grunting ] - Oh, I mean you."
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"Hey, this area is for vineyard personnel only."
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"We received a phone call that the children underyour care..."
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"are being forced to work as your slaves."
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"Why, that's absurd. These children are merely playing..."
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"Happy Fun Vineyard from Milton Bradley."
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"I promised God that ifl beat this thing..."
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"Come on, children. We're taking you far away from this man."
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"Who's gonna stomp on my babies?"
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"Oh! Oh! This is swill. Yeah, take 'em away. They did a horrible job."
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"I wanted to letyou know that your mother is coming home tomorrow..."
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"George Clooney's head is about to have a big opening weekend."
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"Wait. I've gone along withyou on this whole thing, no questions asked."
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"What is this about? I hate Susan Sarandon, but you don't see me cutting off my hand."
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