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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"##[Marching Band]"
American Dad! (2005)
"## [ Singing ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Mom, cut me an end piece! - How can you even think about eating that cake?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Don't worry. There's plenty left for the rest ofyou!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wow. She really seems unhappy."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Man On TV] Can I helpyou folks with your bags?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Can I helpyou folks with your bags?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Broughtyou a dustpan of cake. Whatyou watchin', honey?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Boxleitner-what a pro."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Who designed your dress? - What brand of tampons are you buying?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Get in!"
American Dad! (2005)
"that arrogant, overrated, memo-writing bastard!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Looks down, then looks back up squinting underneath his eyebrows."
American Dad! (2005)
"I know exactly how I'd bring him down."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's always a fling here, a fling there."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look at that. Word forword."
American Dad! (2005)
"in the- in the sad right position."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Raina, when did you have a baby? - I didn't."
American Dad! (2005)
"And rapists. Sorry, Franz."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sure. You'll be glad to know that a portion ofyour purchase..."
American Dad! (2005)
"When you say "wayward," I hear "eager.""
American Dad! (2005)
"Roger, what in the hell areyou-"
American Dad! (2005)
"[Francine ]Are theybuilding a basketball court in his hotel room?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan, we've arranged foryou to be Clooney's bodyguard."
American Dad! (2005)
"- So you can be our man on the inside. - Excellent."
American Dad! (2005)
"- So when do I start wooing Clooney? - [Man ]So naìve."
American Dad! (2005)
"Francine, meet Sergei Petkov, Europe's greatest serial killer profiler."
American Dad! (2005)
"- How doyou know that? - I found a quote ofhim saying so on Google."
American Dad! (2005)
"From practical jokes to potbellied pigs..."
American Dad! (2005)
"That makes me feel like some kind of monster. Call me dad."
American Dad! (2005)
"- This is over! - Samantha. Megan."
American Dad! (2005)
"[Phone Rings ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hello. Hold on."
American Dad! (2005)
"Now, how'd my boys like to try out the new motorcycles I bought 'em?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Cloon-tang! Cloon-tang! Cloon-tang! Cloon-tang!"
American Dad! (2005)
"[Engines Revving]"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Was that your doing? - Uh, well, I-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sonogram comes back and she's all, "Huh?""
American Dad! (2005)
"No one does. I'm bringing 'em back."
American Dad! (2005)
"- We'd all like to scratch our nose, Curtis. - Enough!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- [ Sighs ] - Saveyour strength, Hayley."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hello. Hayley, it's the Make-A-Wish Foundation!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Butyou probably don't believe in that. - No, Stan."
American Dad! (2005)
"I do."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley, it's too cold foryou out here."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Shivering ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"I haven't been able to get her out of my head. I've never felt this way before."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, I ever tell you about the time I nailed Roseanne Barr?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- [All Cheering] - [BabyCrying]"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Petkov. - [Knocking]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait! There is someone at Clooney's door."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, my God. I can't believe it."
American Dad! (2005)
"That was a wild-goose chase. Oh, and I was thinking."
American Dad! (2005)
"When you confront Clooney tonight, don't be surprised ifhe doesn't cry. He is an actor."
American Dad! (2005)
"He's taking me to his villa on Lake Como."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sorry, Francine. You need to cool down."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Screaming ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"And one, two, three. And one, two, three. And one, two-"
American Dad! (2005)
"We're from Child Protective Services."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Gasps ] Judas!"
American Dad! (2005)
"My babies. My babies!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Francine! How did you-"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Gasps ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"## [ Woman Singing ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, I'd better run."
American Dad! (2005)
"but he has no one that depends on him."
American Dad! (2005)
"And a husband who took a sabbatical from work, moved to Prague..."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Both Laughing ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"What's wrong?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, Stan, this is the best birthday present you've ever given me!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Happy 40th birthday, honey."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Sobbing Continues ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"## [All Singing]"
American Dad! (2005)
"## [ Continues ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Doyou realize how many innocent cows were raped..."
American Dad! (2005)
"or as you say "milked," to make that cake?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Shut up, Hayley. Come on, Francine. Make a wish."
American Dad! (2005)
"Why bother? A wish is like a dream..."
American Dad! (2005)
"and mine died years ago."
American Dad! (2005)
"I have a wish. I wish Francine would buy me something other than Coppola wine."
American Dad! (2005)
"Tastes like beard hair and Sofia sweat."
American Dad! (2005)
"And, Klaus, you want a rose? Here's your rose!"
American Dad! (2005)
"And here's your end piece, Steve. Don't forget to chew."
American Dad! (2005)
"Dad, it seems like every birthday she gets more depressed."
American Dad! (2005)
"- [ Coughs ] - You okay?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Whatever happened to that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Woman On TV] Here's your room key. And please, have a-"
American Dad! (2005)
"- [ Tape Rewinding ] - Here's your room key. And please, have a-"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Sighs ] Just an old TV show I had a bit part on."
American Dad! (2005)
"I didn't knowyou were on TV."
American Dad! (2005)
"You were on Scarecrowand Mrs. King?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hi. Mr. and Mrs.Jones checking in."
American Dad! (2005)
"Here's your room key. And please, have a-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Can I help you folks with your bags?"
American Dad! (2005)
"That's George Clooney. You were in a scene with George Clooney?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Yep. He interrupted me and stole my big moment..."
American Dad! (2005)
"and then went on to be a big star."
American Dad! (2005)
"A big star, huh?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, I still need to drop Stan's shirts off at the cleaners, buy some-"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Francine! Francine! Overhere! - What the-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Who are you people? Get away from me!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Is it trueyou're dating Usher? - [ Reporters Clamoring ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Damn vultures! - Who are they?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Paparazzi I hired to followyou. Leave her alone, you animals!"
American Dad! (2005)
"This is your dream, right? To be a star."
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan, I gave up on all thatyears ago."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Eh. - My dream..."
American Dad! (2005)
"He's not even an actor!"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Panting ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"God, if I just had the chance..."
American Dad! (2005)
"You see, Clooney's never fallen in love."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, I'd make him fall in love with me."
American Dad! (2005)
"And then I'd break his heart..."
American Dad! (2005)
"most unsettling thing I've ever heard in my entire life."
American Dad! (2005)
"- And we're totally gonna make it happen. - Oh, Stan..."
American Dad! (2005)
"I can't believeyou're helping me make my dream come true."
American Dad! (2005)
"Anything to seeyou happy again."
American Dad! (2005)
"Now, ifyou're going to seduce and destroy Clooney..."
American Dad! (2005)
"According to my intel, he starts production tomorrow on a new movie called Dr. Love."
American Dad! (2005)
"He plays a brilliant heart surgeon."
American Dad! (2005)
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