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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"- Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh. - Well, this worked out. See ya."
American Dad! (2005)
"Those chicks from The View aren't gonna burst in here and give me a TV makeover, are they?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm going to an art gallery."
American Dad! (2005)
"So, no makeover?"
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"Ifthey like me, it's good-bye boring routine..."
American Dad! (2005)
"social functions and book clubs..."
American Dad! (2005)
"where we just get drunk and complain about our husbands' lack ofinterest."
American Dad! (2005)
"What now? I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention."
American Dad! (2005)
"- So, you survived the perils ofthe urban jungle..."
American Dad! (2005)
"madeyourway back toyour master..."
American Dad! (2005)
"and apparently taughtyourself to use the doorbell."
American Dad! (2005)
"Impressive. You've earned a warrior's death."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yuck. I gotta clean up my orifices. They're all gunked up."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Stan, where is your toothbrush? - Damn it, Roger!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- I'm sick ofyou and your disgusting habits!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Arrgh! Not my butt! Arrgh!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Uh, smart dog. Change of plans- Fussy stays."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, shame to waste this. Well, I suppose there's always eBay."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes. I'll kill the enemies l made on eBay."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Hello. Welcome to Boo!"
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"You can do this, Francine. You know a lot about art."
American Dad! (2005)
"There they are."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Miss, uh, you forgotyourvalet ticket."
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"Oh!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Please don't tell my boss, ma'am. I really need this job."
American Dad! (2005)
"I am so poor I cannot even afford pants with a zipper that stays up."
American Dad! (2005)
"And please don't tell anyone we have cockfights here."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well your cock really did a number on my hair."
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"is to compare notes on our affairs."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm sleeping with my tennis pro, my gardener..."
American Dad! (2005)
"And you're clearly doing the valet."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh. Oh, n-no. I-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes! I am cheating on my husband!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Okay. Toodles."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hmm. "My darling, Francine."
American Dad! (2005)
""l can't stop thinking about our hot romantic weekend in..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Epcot Center." - Morning!"
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"- No, I'm not writing anything. - Oh, there's the newspaper."
American Dad! (2005)
"Fussy loves "The Boondocks.""
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"- It's really the only thing we fight about. - Hey, dumb ass!"
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"- Where are the chips? - I spent your snack budget on Fussy's treats."
American Dad! (2005)
"Let me out, or I'll rip up allyour clothes!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Go ahead! Ifyou haven't noticed, l only wear this one outfit."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Mad, I tell you! - Pull yourselftogether, man!"
American Dad! (2005)
"We still have hope. And they can't touch that."
American Dad! (2005)
"Klaus, doyou know how long it's been since I've seen a woman?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hector's underwear."
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"He had to leave them behind when Stan came home early one day."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, next we have some flowers, some love letters he wrote..."
American Dad! (2005)
"this oven mitt..."
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"that he won in a sex contest."
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"I think it's clear who this week's winner is."
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"- Brava, Francine. - I'll try to keep doin' ya proud."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sweetie, ifyou're gonna keep doing anything..."
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"- Well, you know, I-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sorry we're late. Fussy had to make a sissy tinkle."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Smith, I have a mission foryou-"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Sorry, sir. It wouldn't be responsible..."
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"to take risks now that l have someone who depends on me."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Your family? - Sure, sure. Send them."
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"- I love it! - Francine."
American Dad! (2005)
"Linda. Sorry I missed our puzzle night."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I- I was, um- - Puzzles?"
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"A babywhose nanny dresses her like crap."
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"- Francine?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, okay. I get it."
American Dad! (2005)
"By the way, under that covered bridge in our puzzle-"
American Dad! (2005)
"There was a family of ducks."
American Dad! (2005)
"Of course. Thoseyellow pieces!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Linda, wait! - Forget her."
American Dad! (2005)
"Nowyou need an outfit, honey. 'Cause we're going clubbing with our boy toys tonight."
American Dad! (2005)
"Not a Frito, not a Newton. Neither Fiddle nor Faddle."
American Dad! (2005)
"The gypsywas right. This is how it ends."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, now that I smell like bacon, you like me, huh?"
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"- Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Little bastard."
American Dad! (2005)
"Acting's not that hard. Renée Zellwegerjust makes it look hard."
American Dad! (2005)
""My darling, Francine. I can't stop thinking about our hot romantic weekend.""
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"You're cheating on me!"
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"Stan, I can explain."
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"Fussy, how could you? And with this!"
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"Look at me. I've given myself a whore's bath with your dog."
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"Come near him again, l swear to God, I'll kill you."
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"- I'm sorry, girls."
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"But I was never even having an affair."
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"But don't worry. I'll keepyour secrets."
American Dad! (2005)
"You have dirt on us. We need dirt on you."
American Dad! (2005)
"You have 24 hours to bed another man, or there will be serious consequences."
American Dad! (2005)
"We wouldn't wantyou to end up like poor Anne Fleming."
American Dad! (2005)
"Anne Flemming. Herewe go."
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"- You're being generous, Marvin."
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"The Ladybugs can't get to me in here."
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"That's funny. I've never burned a shirt before."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"As you can see, we can get to you, your family and your seasonings."
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"Think about that ifyou're considering not cheating on Stan."
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"Stan, help me."
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"I've been faking an affair to impress the Ladybugs."
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"They found out I was lying, and now they're trying to kill me."
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"A cult of murderous housewives."
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"Or at least I'd askyou some follow-up questions."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm so sorry I pretended to cheat on you."
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"You and the kids are the most precious thing in the world to me and-"
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"A gift certificate to the day spa?"
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"What's the occasion? "Just because"?"
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"Oh, you must love me more than anyone."
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"Ifyou love that dog so much, why don't you marry-"
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"- Please, I need help! - Okay, calm down."
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"- Have a seat, Francine."
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"How did you know my name?"
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"Talk to my assistant."
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"Dogs have a pack mentality. You need to show him you're the alpha male."
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"Hmm."
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"You see that, Fussy? I'm the alpha male!"
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"They're everywhere. They're coming to get me!"
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"I mean, no!"
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"That's whereyou humans keepyour boys."
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"I'm so, so sorry."
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"Come back!"
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"Oh, right. You guys are still locked in the closet."
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"- Well, I guess you're free to go. - No, boss."
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