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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"You treated us like animals, and that's what we became!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Francine! - Stan."
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"My precious little man ran away, Francine."
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"Okay, let's just do this."
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"I've been so blind. You can never be loyal to just one man."
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"He won't loveyou, you know."
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"Rack 'em up!"
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"-Linda! -Excuse me? This is an invitation-only function."
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"All I ask is thatyou let me say good-bye to Francine."
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"- No wonder she wouldn't cheat on her husband with another man."
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"You know, sweeties, this is prettyjuicy dirt we have on her."
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"- Okay, Francine. We'll letyou live."
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"But ifyou ever breathe so much as a word..."
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"- What are you doing here? - Duh."
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"It's Wednesday, our grocery shopping day?"
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"Isn't that crazy?"
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"I thought my boring routine was killing me."
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"But it ended up saving my life."
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"And that fake lesbian kiss- What a great idea!"
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"Fake? Oh, yeah."
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"- Of course. Fake. - Oh, hi, Stan."
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"Oh. That's your husband."
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"I'd better get home to my husband..."
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"Oh, yeah. He's got the good stuff."
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"Let's just leave it at that. Wasn't someone trying to kill you or something?"
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"Come on. Walk me home."
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"- LeftoverWednesday, right? - That's right, Stan."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time!"
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"A fast-lane life anda slow-motion walk."
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"galleries rarely advertise in the PennySaver."
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"We can't. It's our biweekly puzzle night."
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"- Move along. Nothing to see here."
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"- 'Am I pretty enough for a man?"' - She has feelings!"
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"Francine, why are you dressed so nice?"
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"hello exciting charity events..."
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"My dress! I'll never impress the Ladybugs now."
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"- Francine!"
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"Oh, yeah. Like a horse."
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"He loves carrots. Um, sure."
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"You've got a prettymouth."
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"This place is so fancy."
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"- They've sm uggled a nuclear weapon into our country and- - Hey, everyone."
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"What areyou, a baby?"
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"- I farted."
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"What's this? Lady Barkingston's Bacon-Flavored Dog Scones?"
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"Okay, calm down. It's not cheating. It's just acting."
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"- Bye. I'm going out. - What's this?"
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"Doyou mind? I'm doing important research!"
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"Okay. I'm safe in this house."
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"- Leave me alone!"
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"- Stan! Oh, fine!"
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"- Here, let me help."
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"Don't be startin' whatyou can't finish, bitch."
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"Our life may not be perfect, but he's always there for me when I really need him."
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"- Has he been past here? - No, Stan."
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"He's incapable oflove!"
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"- Ah? - No, Boo!"
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"- Seems like a lot of paperwork. - No, stop!"
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"- What areyou doing? - Hayley, good. You're here."
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"Wait. I can use this to screw with Stan."
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"- Love me!"
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"- Francine, it's 5:58!"
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"I'm an institutional man now."
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"Not ifit means cheating on Stan."
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"- I caught Steve red-handed. - Why, you-"
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"Oh, and, Francine, I'd skip vacuuming today."
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"- Stop!"
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"Hey, Linda. Wanna go to that art auction?"
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"Ugh. They're snobs, Francine."
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"Well, Christie, Hector can't buy me diamonds on his valet salary."
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"Soyou had better bring yourval-la-la-la-la-la-lay."
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"My God!"
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"Don't worry. I'll protectyou."
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"- Roger!"
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"But enough about Fran Drescher."
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"- So did you throw out the lasagna? - No."
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"- Doyou even know what an art gallery is? - To be fair, Casey..."
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""I've never stopped to ask the most important question ofall-"
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"You mean your kitchen counters? I wanted granite."
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"There goes my one chance to spice up my life."
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"and I'm letting the neighbor boy watch when I go to the bathroom."
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"You are having an affair, aren'tyou, sweetie?"
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"My husband is always coming early."
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"They replaced my cumin with coriander!"
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"But that's just not the world we live in anymore."
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"Listen up! My doggie is licking my roommate more than me."
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"I can't make it on the outside."
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