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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"- I said you can't just-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Stifle myvoice, butyou can't stifle my thoughts."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Did my experiment work?"
American Dad! (2005)
"No. I just wanted to try something different."
American Dad! (2005)
"We will not be eating Thursday dinner on a Tuesday."
American Dad! (2005)
"it won't be long until it's Head-ln-The-Oven Friday."
American Dad! (2005)
"Linda, look! It's the Ladybugs!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- A girl would have to be pretty desperate to wanna associate- - Christie!"
American Dad! (2005)
"And to read about you giving Coach Schwartz a Rod Carew in the Taco King parking lot?"
American Dad! (2005)
"No. No, no. No!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Hey! I need that to shoot people!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh, for the love-You're holding it all wrong."
American Dad! (2005)
"Welcome back to A.M. Pet Party. Thanks forwaking up with us."
American Dad! (2005)
"- That's right. This is Fussy. - Has he had his shots?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm trying to make a good impression on the Ladybugs."
American Dad! (2005)
"Not- Not even a little."
American Dad! (2005)
"Miss! Your ticket!"
American Dad! (2005)
"It seems you have more in common with us than we thought."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I do? - The real reason we Ladybugs get together..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Welcome to the Ladybugs."
American Dad! (2005)
"But he makes up for it in otherways."
American Dad! (2005)
"I can bring some love letters to our lunch."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Arrgh! Arrghhh!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- I love you, Fussy."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ifwe stay in here any longer, I'll go mad."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, ladies. Show-and-tell."
American Dad! (2005)
"- it should be that valet ofyours."
American Dad! (2005)
"The most exciting mission ofyour career."
American Dad! (2005)
"I just thoughtyou'd wanna know."
American Dad! (2005)
"My valet. Uh, right."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh, God!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Francine, haveyou seen my darling little num-num-num? - No, I haven't."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ooh."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I want out ofthe Ladybugs."
American Dad! (2005)
"Some people."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hmm."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Roger, no!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Before 9/1 1, l wouldn't have believed it."
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't know what to do!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Mister Editor, I have a story the public needs to know!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Save it for showtime, kid."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah! What the hell?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah! Aargh! Oww!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I wonderwhere she found that top."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Help! They're trying to kill me. - All yours, ladies."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Why areyou doing this? - I like helping people."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh, God. I forgot."
American Dad! (2005)
"Fussy?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Fussy?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Last chance, Francine. You can still join us."
American Dad! (2005)
"Fussy! Here, boy!"
American Dad! (2005)
"about the Ladybugs and what we stand for..."
American Dad! (2005)
"we'll outyou faster than Katie goes through Vicodin."
American Dad! (2005)
"because I love him, and I'm so sexually attracted to him."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, yeah."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Did you find your dog, honey? - Fussy is gone."
American Dad! (2005)
"Not anymore. Let's just leave it at that."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I'll make us dinner. - Oh, more casserole!"
American Dad! (2005)
"LeftoverWednesday."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Two-minute dinnerwarning. - Dad, you can't treat Mom like a-"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Sorry, Hayley, my finger slipped."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's odd. I guess this'll just have to wait..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- until I don't have an air horn in my hand. - Fine!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Ooh, a secret diary! Let me see! - Hey, this is private!"
American Dad! (2005)
"There was a very famous Jewish girl who kept a diary."
American Dad! (2005)
"It... ended badly."
American Dad! (2005)
"You thought I was making a Holocaust joke! Shame on you!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Damn it, Roger! I've told you a million times!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- No smoking in the house! - And I told you it's menthol."
American Dad! (2005)
"So it's healthierthan an apple."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Dinner is served. - What the hell is that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- It's lasagna. - Lasagna is Thursday night. Tuesday is casserole night."
American Dad! (2005)
"Havewe lost two days?"
American Dad! (2005)
"This meal is canceled!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I just have to find a way to make it taste fresh on Thursday."
American Dad! (2005)
"But tonight is LeftoverWednesday."
American Dad! (2005)
"So I have to make a casserole that tastes like I made ityesterday."
American Dad! (2005)
"If I stay in this rut..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wow! For housewives, those Ladybugs really have it all."
American Dad! (2005)
"Remember me? Francine."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ohh, how I wish I could peel offyour skin, put it on and beyou."
American Dad! (2005)
"I mean, hi."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, Francine! No time to think of an excuse to not chat with you."
American Dad! (2005)
"The Ladybugs and I are buying crudités for a charity art auction tonight at Boo!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Ah! - That's the name ofthe gallery."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Ah! - Ugh, please."
American Dad! (2005)
"We are this close to finishing that covered bridge."
American Dad! (2005)
"- But wouldn't it be fun to mix it up a little? - You're right."
American Dad! (2005)
"Let's do the rest ofthe puzzle without looking at the box!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Flying blind! Whoo!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Just a woman crushed to death by a runaway train of shopping carts."
American Dad! (2005)
"Huh. Or is that something to see?"
American Dad! (2005)
"What shall we do about the dog? Turn it over to her next ofkin?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'll take that dead woman's dog."
American Dad! (2005)
"Finally, I have someone to play Frisbee with."
American Dad! (2005)
"Good dog!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ach! Hayley's diary is delicious."
American Dad! (2005)
"Listen to this. "I've been so busy studying feminist theory..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, I'm just reaching out toyou."
American Dad! (2005)
"Is it so wrong for me to want to get to know my own sister?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Let me out!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- What ifl have to pee?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I love these lazy afternoons on the couch with you."
American Dad! (2005)
"- What the hell is that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"This is Fussy. His ownerwas killed, and he needs a home."
American Dad! (2005)
"No way, Francine! We're Smiths. And Smiths have manly dogs."
American Dad! (2005)
"This dog couldn't be any more effeminate, even ifit had 20 vaginas."
American Dad! (2005)
"And then it would just be a freakish mutant..."
American Dad! (2005)
"or a beautiful symbol offertility."
American Dad! (2005)
"- But- - Forget it, Francine."
American Dad! (2005)
"We already have something girlie and annoying in this house. It's called Roger."
American Dad! (2005)
"All right, fine. But ifyou don't wanna keep him, you have to find him a home."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Got it. - Heaven doesn't count."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, fine."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm glad we're not the only ones up at this ungodly hour."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, this show is gonna pay off our kitchen counters."
American Dad! (2005)
"Anyway, today Stan Smith is trying to find a new home for his little friend."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Sure, why not? - Well, hello, handsome. Aren'tyou a sweet-"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Aaah! Oh, God!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- No! Don't useyour teeth! He hates that! - Ohh! Ohh!"
American Dad! (2005)
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