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Clips from Scrubs - My Interpretation (S02E02)

"Do you know how much I need a massage?"
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"When Gustave promises me something will feel great and last an hour,"
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"he doesn't end up five minutes later, thinking he made me see God."
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"So not Gustave. Busy doctor."
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"What do you say, Stephanie? You step up to the plate and tell the guy."
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"I'm only three weeks old and already I've got more stones than you do."
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"I gotta get to that funeral."
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"Raise my rent if you're not off to see Tasty Coma Wife."
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"she forgot what an attractive male looked like."
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"If you have trouble getting the baby to sleep, just tell him that story."
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"Around here, you tend to get wrapped up in your own world."
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"What do you know about appearances, Ted?"
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"- Have you looked in the mirror? - Not lately."
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"I gotta fix my own copy machine."
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"No matter what Dr Cox thinks, I wasn't going to that funeral to hit on Jamie."
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"No, order. He's bussing those."
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"Look at my baby sleep."
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"Isn't he an angel?"
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"Thanks again for coming."
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"You know, Jamie,"
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"there are a lot of ways to grieve."
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"I am OK, JD."
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"- I'm happy. - You're sad."
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"I will see you at home in about an hour."
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"check his diaper every 15 minutes, no bouncing around, no loud noise,"
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"and, Perry,"
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"- Have you named this thing yet? - I'm naming him after my father."
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"How about a heterosexual name, like Jack?"
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"You're right, Percival. Quinn is a foofy name."
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"Jack, Jack, Jack..."
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"- Turk. - Yeah?"
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"Between my list of family and friends and yours,"
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"- Mine. - Let me see."
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"Not for the odour, for the wetness. See?"
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"She'll just get all jealous and disgusted."
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"But we haven't done anything for her to be disgusted by."
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"Oh, my God."
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"and think you may have seen a little melanoma on there?"
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"to go back and ask him if you can't see it again."
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"I'd love to help, but I'm baby-sitting the only other being on God's earth"
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"- What's he danke-ing you for? - I don't know."
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"There's my boys."
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"It's just tough to miss precious moments like this."
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"and I get whatever "Hey, baby" you throw my way?"
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"- What the hell, Elliot? - It slipped out. I'm sorry."
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"- Sorry's not good enough. - You're right."
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"Dr Turk."
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"The Todd will close."
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"I'm freaking out. I can't stop having sex dreams about Elliot."
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"Can I take your order?"
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"If I stand out there, everyone tells me to do stuff."
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"...Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you."
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"I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma"
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"If you'd looked outside you'd have seen my penis."
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"Let's hope it catches on."
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"Well, I could really use your help translating."
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"- What is the prognosis? - It's not good."
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"If you're not open with someone it'll catch up with you."
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"If you're not honest, you'll get busted."
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"But what do I know? Two days ago, I had funeral sex."
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"And his brother turned to him and he said..."
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"- Mr Mueller just accepted it. - Why wouldn't he?"
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"He didn't want to upset his brother."
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"Lying isn't gonna make his brother any better."
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"His biliary obstruction's relieved, he's taking PO."
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"See if you can't hook me up."
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"Whenever I'm alone with that child, you know what I feel?"
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"You're right, I'm sorry."
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"I've been working really hard on not being such a busybody."
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"So tell me, was she a good kisser?"
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"Excuse me."
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"maybe you're not ready for marriage."
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"Bloop."
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"Don't touch me with those hands."
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"- This is awkward. - Elliot."
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"Could you be quiet, please?"
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"OK, but you could just fall asleep"
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"Turk, you're engaged. I mean, it's a huge commitment."
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"Really?"
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"Have you dreamt of anyone since we got engaged?"
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"No, baby, but I understand."
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"- Hey, Jordan. - You know, it's funny."
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"You know, I love my dad, but he just doesn't look like a Quinn."
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"What are you? A Kevin? A Billy?"
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"I was freaking out that we hooked up at the funeral."
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"If you're really ready, let's go for it."
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"I asked you to look after him for an hour three days a week."
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"I think Dr Cox would be willing to help if he knew it was his baby."
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"- One of mine hasn't even dropped yet. - It's not my place to tell."
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"Newbie, I know that your ovaries are absolutely tingling"
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"at the furry sight of this little fellow, but you gotta snap out of it."
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"Enter Errol Flynn, whose conscience will not allow him"
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"to either swash or buckle her."
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"Since hubby is now worm food, I'm guessing all bets are off."
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"No one else will bust my chops about the funeral."
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"Should I take a dookie before or after I lift weights?"
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"After."
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"Damn it, don't you die on me."
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"Clear."
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"Those shoes look a little small."
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"..or break down the spirit of your whipping boy."
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"But when I do, it's reflection perfection."
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"Maintenance man says he has more important things."
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"Isn't he fixing the heat in Paediatrics?"
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"I was going to pay my respects."
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"JD, I'm so happy you came."
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"You look fantastic. And, you know, I don't mean,"
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""I'm sorry for your loss" fantastic."
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"- Do you wanna grab a drink? - Let's get the hell outta here."
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"Oh, yeah, I know. So was I."
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"I wonder what's going on in that shiny head of his."
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"I had a blast."
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"Nice job."
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"- Goodbye. - I'll see you."
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"I'm sorry, everyone. I dropped something on my toe."
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"She's probably feeling awful so say something reassuring."
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"- You're going to hell. - JD, we've been over this."
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"I can't tell you how happy I am to finally have some closure"
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"and my first orgasm in like, forever."
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"wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them."
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