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Clips from Scrubs - My Interpretation (S02E02)

"- I'm seeing things clearly. - You're confused."
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"- I'm at peace. - You're at war."
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"But when am I gonna see you again?"
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"no TV, no poking the soft spot,"
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"criticise, humiliate, or mock the baby."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Skip Jack altogether and go with whatever you think."
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"Whatever makes you comfortable."
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"we have 400 people coming to this wedding. How can we cut this down?"
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"Whose list did I end up on, yours or Turk's?"
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"- Nope. Gotta go. - What's her problem?"
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"I'm wondering if my prescription deodorant isn't working."
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"I must stop touching my pits and rubbing them on people."
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"Yes."
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"Still, it's not that. I sort of had a sex dream about you."
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"- Was I the girl? - Yeah, you were the girl."
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"Can you just do me a favour? Don't tell Carla about this."
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"I'm gonna try not to call Jamie. I know she shouldn't be in a relationship yet."
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"Still there were a lot of questions."
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"Was she going to be OK? Did I leave my underwear at the funeral?"
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"And how did I end up in the middle of nowhere"
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"You saw the janitor's window crank,"
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"Then it's your obligation as a doctor, and your privilege as a woman,"
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"that his liver has lesions on it and it doesn't look good."
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"Hi, Mr Mueller."
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"Danke."
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"This is so frustrating. I wish there was some way we could connect."
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"Nah, that'd never work."
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"I know. Sometimes I get lost just looking at his face."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"- Hey, baby. - So how's it work?"
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"You get to fantasise about vanilla wafer"
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"- Do you have a question? - No, sir."
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"Every time I close my eyes, she's doing something kinky."
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"This is perfect. In here I can accidentally see his wiener"
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"and then give him medical advice."
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"Just be subtle."
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"Look..."
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"you should have checked out."
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"- When did you see my penis? - When you were showering."
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"- Where were you? - Outside in the bushes."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because I had it out while I looked at yours."
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"OK, regroup."
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"You must be Dr Dorian. I am Rolf's brother, Hermann."
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"Hermann the German. You must get that all the time."
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"Oh, sure."
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"I got the results back from your biopsy."
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"The lesions in your liver are consistent with metastatic pancreatic cancer."
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"The key to any good relationship is communication."
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"- Come on, get him. - Up."
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"So, to summarise, if this basketball"
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"was a non-ST elevation myocardial infarction,"
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"- You buying this? - No. Can I see that?"
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"I met your patient, Mr Mueller. We had a nice chat."
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"- You speak German? - I can do a sweet little milkmaid."
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"I can do an evil old hausfrau."
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"German's such a beautiful language."
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"...means, you're gonna be fine."
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"Tell me he said, "My brother told me the truth, I'm dealing with it.""
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"He said, "When I get home, I'm eating a chocolate cake.""
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"You talk too fast."
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"We got Mr Mueller's ultrasound back."
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"That's a job for the accounting department."
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"Speaking of crunching, I'm jonesing for some Double Stuff Oreos all day."
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"Now Mr Mueller is doing so much better, I'm not sure if telling him the truth"
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"is even the best thing for him."
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"What you're saying is you have a problem"
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"But, here's the problem, Newbie, it's not my problem."
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"So let's stop talking about the janitor's junk?"
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"I'd like to hear nussing about ze German and don't even mention Tasty Coma Wife,"
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"- No, she's not. - Yes, I am."
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"Since we are sharing, I have to go and face Jordan"
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"and tell her I didn't ditch her hatchling on account of being lazy."
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"Nothing."
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"What do you say, you wanna trade your big problems for mine?"
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"- No, thanks. - It was worth a try."
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"What was that about?"
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"Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them."
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"I just have the one dream over and over."
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"Ted."
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"OK, I still wanna refer you to a dermatologist,"
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"but it looks benign to me."
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"Then he said something I didn't expect."
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"then I might just creep into your head and rock your world."
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"Since I met Carla, I haven't dreamt about another woman."
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"It's totally natural to feel trapped, or uncertain, maybe even a little scared."
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"- Baby? - Yeah."
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"Come here. Let me give you something to dream about."
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"See if you can find my tattoo."
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"I can't even be pissed and want you to die screaming in agony"
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"Jordan, I gotta tell you something."
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"What the hell. All right. You take him."
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"He wants to know why his brother lied."
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"Or he thought he was protecting you, but he was really protecting himself."
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"I forget what protect is. You used it five times."
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"Just like my brother."
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"Always thinks he knows what's best for me."
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"It's funny how one person leads you to another."
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"- Excuse me. Jamie. - JD?"
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"and that got me thinking."
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"I did the same thing to you."
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"Oh, God, how can I make this right?"
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"Maybe you're breaking in your new Italian shoes..."
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"One way or another, everyone makes it all about themselves."
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""Hey, dude, check out that hot biddy at the bar" fantastic."
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"I was actually talking about him."
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"I loved my husband, but he's been dead to me for two years."
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"Last time I checked,"
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"Do not yell at, demean, insult,"
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"Oh, yeah, we did."
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"Kelso's got me doing a cardiology lecture."
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"Very, very kinky."
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"- How come you're not unzipped? - Cos I'm not peeing."
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"This is where I come for my breaks."
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"No, first time."
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"Weird. I could swear that while I was in surgery,"
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"I heard you describe sexy dreams about someone named Elliot."
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"Germans."
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"Why did you lie to your brother about his condition?"
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