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Clips from Ted 2 (2015)

"TED: That's bigger than the average bear right there, I tell you."
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"JOHN: You know what's fucked up? Dude, that's somebody's fucking daughter!"
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"MAN: Oh, shit! Jesus! Come on!"
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"TED: You know what, Johnny? It's entirely possible it's his daughter."
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"That's how it works out there."
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"I'm fine. I was thinking about Lori."
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"Oh, Johnny, come on, man."
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"It's been six months since you guys got divorced."
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"I know, I know. it's just that..."
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"Being back in that church again."
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"Yeah. Well, you're not the first guy"
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"to marry the wrong girl."
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"down tonight, okay? This is a party."
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"I'm sorry, buddy. I don't mean to mess up your big day."
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"(SCOFFS) What, you kidding? You're not the one messing it up."
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"Check out Tami-Lyon's asshole brother"
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"in the wheelchair."
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"If you don't dance with me, you're a monster."
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"You guys wanna celebrate with a little something else, hmm?"
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"Oh. Uh, no, thanks, Sam. Tami-Lynn would kill me"
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"if I did drugs on our wedding day."
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"Ah, she won't notice."
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"I just did a line with a dude in the men's room"
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"and I bet you can't even spot him."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna pass."
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"Hey, hey. What do you say we do the thing, huh? That'll cheer you up."
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"Attention, everyone. IVlay I have your attention, please."
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"Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you, here."
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"Let's have it, fellas!"
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"(SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder"
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"Don't you get too scared"
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"Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words"
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"You can suck my dick"
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"You can't get me thunder"
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"'Cause you're just God's farts"
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"Yeah!"
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"(CROWD cHEERING)"
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"(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(SINGING) I'm steppin' out with my honey"
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"Never felt quite so sunny"
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"So I keep on knockin' wood"
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"Yeah, steppin' out with my baby"
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"The big day may be tonight"
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"(TEMPO lNCREAsEs)"
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"(MUSIC ENDS)"
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"I'm starving. What the hell are you doing over there?"
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"I'm cooking your fucking steak. What do you think I'm doing?"
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"What do I think you're doing?"
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"Look at this, look at this. $129 at Filene's Basement."
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"What are you buying over there, Tami? Gold bars?"
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"What do you mean? You wear a smock, you're a fucking cashier."
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"Yeah? So are you!"
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"Yeah, exactly! And I'm not going out and buying designer shit!"
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"Oh,no,no, no,no,no!"
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"You're just buying weed, you're just buying drugs."
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"I was talking. I was just talking, just now, until you interrupted me."
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"Well, I have to interrupt you or else"
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"Are you gonna let me finish talking?"
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"You're always cutting me off!"
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"Are you gonna let me finish talking?"
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"I am trying to climb the corporate fence, here!"
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"Nobody's in there to look at your ass!"
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"You're acting like an asshole!"
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"Oh, what am I acting like, Tami?"
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"You're acting like a fucking asshole!"
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"You don't got to dress like Elizabeth Taylor to put a yam in a plastic bag!"
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"I am the face of the business! Okay?"
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"The face of the business? So get the fuck off my case!"
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"Fine! Fine! Go torture that asshole!"
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"He treated me good!"
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"And (GASPS) he had a dick! He had an awesome dick!"
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"Jesus! Vvhatthefuck?"
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"You wanna call me a whore?"
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"Yeah, I wanna fucking throw shit!"
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"I'm scared, Teddy!"
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"I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear!"
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"NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up!"
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"Oh, for Christ's sake!"
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"Hey, you shut the fuck up!"
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"and make me come down there, tough guy?"
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"I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!"
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"Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole?"
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"Get your ass up here and kick my ass!"
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"(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)"
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"Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch!"
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"Run the fuck back to Russia, you whore!"
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"Get the fuck out of here!"
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"People are trying to sleep!"
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"Shut the fuck up!"
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"She's worse than us."
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"Yeah, she's our enemy now."
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"(ROCK MUSIC l=>LAYING)"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Have you guys at least tried marriage therapy?"
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"Oh, God, yeah. It was a frigging disaster."
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"$250 and we didn't learn a goddamn thing."
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"I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or something?"
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"Nah, Tami-Lynn tried to sign up for Obamacare on the Internet,"
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"but I came back five minutes later,"
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"It seems like every time you go online,"
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"you're two clicks away from black cocks."
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"Look."
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"I don't know, man. I got to do something"
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"or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)"
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"Here you go, guys."
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"Oh, thanks, Allison. But I got an early day tomorrow."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Well, if you change your mind, here's the address."
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"Oh, my God! Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"What?"
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"What do you mean, What? After hours?"
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"Jesus, Johnny, she totally wants to sleep with you."
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"I'm not into it."
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"John, you've been saying that for over a year-and-a-half"
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"about every chick that throws herself at you."
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"You got to get back in the game, man!"
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"No, don't start this shit, all right?"
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"Look, I wasted six years of my life"
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"with the wrong girl and I got burned."
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"You just got to bang her and maybe pee on her a little."
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