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Clips from Ted 2 (2015)

"Happy endings can come true for anyone."
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"I do."
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"I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight."
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"Hey, congrats, you mofos."
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"Oh. Thank you so much for being a part of it."
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"No! No! I said no Electric Slide."
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"God damn it, you will not wreck this night"
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"with your forced white people group fun."
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"(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Are you still shaking off that hangover from the bachelor party?"
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"Oh, my God. She's fucking begging for it!"
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"I mean, everything seemed like it was gonna be so perfect."
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"Hey, listen. Don't let her drag you"
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"Watch it, you fucking tool!"
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"Hey, hey! Big day, huh, bud?"
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"Fuck, let's do it. There he is!"
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"Ho! Fuck you, thunder!"
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"Can't be bad to feel so good"
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"Ask me when will the day be"
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"TED: This is the best day of my life!"
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"I think you're bleeding us dry, is what I think you're doing."
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"I need clothes for work. All right, Teddy?"
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"You should fucking talk!"
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"It's important to look good at work."
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"Like an asshole! That's what you're acting like!"
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"Jesus Christ! Listen to you! You're delusional!"
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"I should've married Robert DiCicco. I really should've."
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"Oh, newsflashl Boston whore has seen Italian penis."
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"What the fuck did you just call me, fucker?"
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"You wanna throw shit?"
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"Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy?"
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"Yeah, why don't you come up here"
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"Hey, shut up, lady!"
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"God damn it!"
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"Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too."
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"$25O? Dude, that's ridiculous!"
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"she was looking at black cooks."
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"See, I'll Google Grand Canyon."
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"Here. Look, it says, Did you mean black cocks?"
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"We're gonna be closing in a few,"
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"but I'm going to this after-hours thing"
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"at my friend's apartment, if you wanna join."
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"I put my cell number on there, too."
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"I'm not gonna make that same mistake again."
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"Jesus, Johnny, you don't got to marry Allison."
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"Wish I could help you, but we're closing."
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"Come on, one drink and I promise I won't tell anybody"
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"Sorry, my mistake."
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"That's right."
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"Uh, I was able to sniff that out, yeah."
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"And, uh, I won't be followed?"
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"Uh, no, that's... That's not in our budget here."
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"Yeah."
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"I think you'd make an awesome mom."
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"(DISTANT MOANING)"
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"(MOANING INTENSIFIES)"
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"on a pile of raw hamburger meat"
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"(FLICKING LIGHTER)"
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"TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up"
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"Well, yeah, that's the thing. We... We, uh... We got to find a sperm donor."
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"(SHOUTS) What the fuck?"
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"There are literally thousands of files here!"
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"Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out."
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"You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?"
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"There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!"
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"because you are spiraling out of control here."
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"The next chick you meet, you are getting back in the game."
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"TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch!"
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"That was really selfish of him."
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"God damn it!"
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"Johnny, please, just help me do this. Okay?"
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"(SOFTLY) Just calm down."
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"Okay. Um, I just may need a signature in case"
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"(CRACKUNG)"
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"TED: Okay. Go, go, go!"
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"Piss off! I don't wanna get anyjizz on me!"
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"Two League IVIVPs, four Super Bowl rings,"
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"He's gonna love it. Go, go, go!"
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"Au right."
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"And that's at rest."
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"Mr. Brady, we just need a moment of your time."
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"TED: Oh, God! Ahhh!"
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"Take your goddamn teddy bear with you!"
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"(TED YELLS)"
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"Hey, Ted, let me ask you something."
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"Just so you know, I'm totally willing to do it."
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"God... (CHUCKLES)"
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"Johnny, thank you! Thank you so much!"
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"(SIREN BLARING) (TIREs SCREECH)"
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"Forget it. Now, look, you haven't"
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"I'm sorry, I just don't want something"
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"(LAUGHS) I know, I just said your name."
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"Um, do I just spit in my hand or do I get"
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"Oh, cool. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Yeah, whatever, I don't know."
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"where I'd seen you before and that's it."
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"Not especially, but I love helping good people"
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"This is where we perform our pre-implantation genetic diagnosis."
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"Ew. I mean, awesome! (CHUCKLES)"
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"No,no,no! Come on!"
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"He's beautiful. Come on! I'll trade you. Catch."
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"Oh, shit! Oh, God!"
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"No! (CAMERA CLICKS)"
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"(GASPS) Oh, my God!"
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"(SINGSONGY) I love you too."
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"I love you too!"
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"(WHISPERING) Pretty soon, pretty soon, pretty soon."
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"Okay."
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"(sHusHING)"
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"(vvHIRRING)"
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"What?"
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"This is Tami-Lyon's."
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"I don't know. But it's gonna be okay."
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"Teddy, I got a really good feeling about this."
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"Yeah! Yeah, and also a million kids who did nothing."
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"You know, Teddy,"
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"It's like the perfect family."
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"Why not?"
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"But that is so fucked up!"
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