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Clips from Ted 2 (2015)

"Those aren't supposed to be out."
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"What do you mean, What? I'm totally screwed here."
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"and she's probably still fucking billing us!"
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"Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything!"
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"But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit!"
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"Ted!"
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"Who's Gollum?"
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"(slGHs)"
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"Shit."
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"MAN: \/Vhoa."
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"Hey, Rick! It is Ted."
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"(GROANs)"
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"Aw, come on, pal. Come on."
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"I'm so sorry. I promised myself I wouldn't get emotional."
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"Crazy son of a bitch."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you."
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"That was an accident."
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"I need you to come with me now."
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"I'm at Comic Con, but, John, it's Donny! He's here!"
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"What the fuck? Did you just say Donny?"
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"Oh, Shit!"
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"What's the matter? Oh, my God. Déjé vu."
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"It's just so infectious."
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"Bah, bah, bah!"
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"I have $40, here."
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"Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here?"
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"Shh_ Tney're about to announce the new Superman."
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"And if that is not big enough news,"
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"We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons.__"
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"Fresh cakes."
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"(CHEERING)"
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"I've been following him around since yesterday."
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"Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink."
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"Hey, Johnny."
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"Hey, I remember you from the wedding."
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"Kidnapping only applies to people. And you, Ted, you're property."
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"(Rll=>s) (GASPS)"
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"This isn't about you, Ted."
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"You're only one bear."
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"(YELLS)"
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"(\/vHool=>lNG)"
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"Ted! Johnny!"
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"What do you wanna do now?"
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"You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!"
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"Just listen to me. You, too, Sam."
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"Thanks, Ted. That means a lot."
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"Sam, that means the world coming from someone who went to Arizona State."
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"Oh, my God. John! Johnny!"
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"All right, two can play this Where's Waldo shit, you son of a bitch!"
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"Sam, give me your phone."
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"Hi. How is he? Is he gonna come out of it?"
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"(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINING)"
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"Hello? There's something happening."
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"Mr. Bennett?"
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"We have a Code Blue in Room 134! What does that mean?"
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"I'm sorry. You three are gonna have to wait outside."
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"What the fuck is going on?"
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"So I talked him into going along with the bit."
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"You asshole! You think this shit is funny?"
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"Holy shit!"
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"And as soon as I'm done fucking myself,"
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"What made you change your mind?"
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"just as the Emancipation Proclamation"
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"I invite you"
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"FEMALE REPORTER: Ted!"
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"Ted!"
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"Oh, shit, yeah. Hold on."
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"Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough,"
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"maybe he'll come to life"
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"Teddy, it's your turn to change him."
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"TAMI-LYNN: He's not sick, it's just baby doody_"
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"JOHN: oh, Teddy, what the fuck? (scREAlvllNG)"
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"(CAMERA CLICKING) TED: Hashtag Shit happens-"
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"(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"MALE NARRATOR: We are often told"
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"that happily-ever-afters exist only in the pages of fairy tales"
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"and in the naive minds of sheltered innocents."
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"And yet, on this bright, sunny, Boston afternoon,"
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"a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend,"
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"proving two things."
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"And America doesn't give a shit about anything."
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"Do you, Tami-Lynn IVlcCafferty,"
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"take this teddy bear to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
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"SAM: And do you, Ted,"
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"take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"Fuckin' A right, I do!"
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"Then, by the power vested in me,"
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"I now pronounce you husband and wife."
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"You may kiss the bear."
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"(ALL cHEERING)"
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"Thank you, folks. We're going to take a short break"
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"and pass things over to DJ Nightshade."
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)"
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"Teddy, this is the best day of my life!"
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"I just love you so much."
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"I love you, too, baby."
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"Let's go get shit-faced!"
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"Okay!"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, hey, Guy."
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"Beautiful ceremony."
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"Hey, this is my new boyfriend, Rick."
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"How you doing?"
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"Good, good."
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"He's a gourmet chef. So he knows how to toss a salad."
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"(BOTH CHUCKLE)"
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"Rick and I are actually about to tie the knot."
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"Oh, you guys are getting married?"
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"No, we're just gonna go home and tie our dicks together."
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"Ha! Fuck you. Fuck you."
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"TED: Hey, buddy. You okay, there?"
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"You look a little down."
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"Oh! That's nice."
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"(LAUGHS) She's totally begging. Get it. Get in there."
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"Look at her. She wants it bad!"
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"JOHN: Oh, yeah. She wants more"
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"than just a fucking pizza delivery, huh? (MEN LAUGHING)"
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