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Clips from Ted 2 (2015)

"Yeah, it's unbelievable. Property."
Ted 2 (2015)
"(slGHs)"
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"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account"
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"What do you mean? I mean, we get a lawyer."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, everybody says you're the best in town."
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"Are you guys just saying Monopoly stuff?"
Ted 2 (2015)
"Tell you what, I'm gonna go drive around the block,"
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"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do."
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"(BANGING) om Fuck!"
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"Ted has already lost his job, his marriage has been annulled."
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"just take a seat and get to work."
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"Trust you completely."
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"Good to meet you. John. Nice to meet you."
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"I'm gonna try."
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"What's the matter?"
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"(HORN HONKS) (SCREAMS)"
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"Hey, it's okay. One foot in front of the other."
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"and Brown v. the Board of Education."
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"I got Kramer vs- Kramer, Alien vs- Predator, and Freddy vs- Jason-"
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"Yep, bring it on."
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"I rest. We could totally be lawyers."
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"You've never seen Rocky? She's not serious."
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"You've never seen Rocky?"
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"You know..."
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"Who's that? The author."
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"I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro"
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"So what?"
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"Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights."
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"Mr. Jessup,"
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"When Ted's rights are officially null,"
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"(WHISPERS) Yes, I do."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"SAMANTHA: That was such a good dinner, Tami-Lynn."
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"I've never had Pringles on my steak before."
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"(LAUGHS) All right, all right."
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"What do you think that was about?"
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"No. I mean, we'd make it work day to day,"
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"On Tuesday nights, we get fucked up and throw apples atjoggers"
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"It's everybody else's fault, Mary Decker!"
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"You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)"
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"Teddy, I'm scared."
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"Baby, we're gonna be fine."
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"But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even hide it?"
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"Now, the case we'll be examining today is really quite a simple one."
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"a slave by the name of Dred Scott"
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"Erection."
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"Sustained."
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"(GAVEL BANGS) Order!"
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"So you don't see him as your property."
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"Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid."
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"I saw you eating lunch alone! You're a loser!"
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"Your Honor? Mr. Bennett."
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"No, it's not like that!"
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"and this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags!"
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"or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court!"
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"Fine."
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"(SINGSONGY) Overruledl"
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"A-ha! What it is, man! Dynomite."
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"I don't know exactly what makes a person a person."
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"Mr. Kidder,"
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"Is there anything else in there?"
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"Then why are you calling it a he?"
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"So, I think it might be real."
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"I don't think he should want to be considered a person."
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"sleeping and cuddling with a child."
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"(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)"
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"The last time someone named Ted"
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"he drove a chick into a lake."
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"I mean saying his name three times."
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"(CROWD lvluRlvluRING)"
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"And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase."
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"No, that's not necessary."
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"Teddy's a good man."
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"and making them watch Tyler Perry."
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"I'm so sorry, baby."
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"Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could."
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"I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something."
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"You know what We're gonna do? We're gonna call Patrick Nleighan."
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"Yeah, that's a good idea."
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"Hi, Mr. Nleighan. Thank you so much for taking my call."
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"Oh! Ha-ha! Ivlotherfuckerl"
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"JOHN: Robin Williams!"
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"TED: Bill Cosby."
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"(HIP-HOP PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"Hey, Sam, why do you have a duffel bag that says Arizona State?"
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"Did you write your dissertation"
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"I'm sowwy!"
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"No, she wasn't_"
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"I've been Kicked around a lot this week. I just..."
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"(TIREs sCREECHING) (HORN HONKING)"
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"Well, Sam, it's been 20 minutes. You wanna take over?"
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"They're moving in herds."
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"Johnny, you walked right into that one, pal."
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"This is all I brought."
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"Really?"
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"for all you've done, all you're doing for us."
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"I don't know what kind of mojo was in"
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"(SINGING) Mean ol' moon"
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"It must be fun"
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"Yes!"
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"You got it."
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"Get the fuck out of the car!"
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"Shit!"
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"Oh, God, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, pot! Sorry!"
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"Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it."
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"UNHALES)"
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"Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing?"
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"would never be walking together!"
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"Yeah, that's two different franchises."
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"All right, let's go."
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"(slGHs)"
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"Mr. Nleighan, this is such an honor."
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"What do you think?"
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"That's a hard sell, even for me."
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"The drugs, the parties, the prostitutes, the arrests."
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"because you said that you could help us."
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"I said I would consider it."
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"You know why you lost this case?"
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"Nonetheless, I wish you all the best in your efforts."
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