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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Episode #4.13 (S04E04)

"all about the omelet-bar station."
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"- We will. - You bet."
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"Spoiler alert..."
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"two kinds of bell pepper."
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"How did you ever date him?"
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"Wait. Don't tell me if that's true, unless it's not."
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"No, but then if you don't say anything, I'll know that it is."
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"Oh, why aren't you saying anything about his wiener, Amy?"
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"- Jake. - Stop, stop, stop, stop."
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"I don't want to hear about your ex's wiener."
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"- Why would you do this to me? - Jake, stop spiraling."
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"Every time you shake me, I see it flopping around."
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"Stop. Oh, look, there's our gang leader."
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"will shut us down now."
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"So you only need to use one hand... that's great."
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"Like, recording recording?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Oh, this is bad. - What? What's wrong?"
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"We said all that bad stuff."
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"Sorry. I was so preoccupied with the wiener stuff."
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"Oh, this is bad."
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"I know accepting Teddy's jazz-brunch invite"
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"and save the Nine-Nine,"
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"but this place is literally hell."
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"Maybe it's not too late to get out of here."
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"maybe open a small bookstore."
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"How dare you tempt me with a small bookstore?"
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"because he fears the radiation will affect his testicles."
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"- Jake. - Right. It's misshapen."
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"That's all that matters."
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"All right, here's the plan... We stage a fight."
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"Amy, when the opportunity presents itself"
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"to flip-a da table, uh, you flip-a da table."
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"This'll be fun, right?"
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"Pretending like we have things to be mad at each other about."
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"deciding what sneakers to wear..."
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"No one cares about your sneakers, Jake."
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"Yeah, very convincing."
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"We're just glad you guys made it."
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"This is Rachel, my girlfriend."
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"Hi."
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"So Teddy said you guys had such a blast"
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"was that Amy insisted"
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"on brushing her teeth for 30 minutes?"
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"- Wow. Fine. - Fine."
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"- So, Rachel... - Hmm?"
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"- How did you guys meet? - Oh."
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"So I was on an elevator..."
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"- Oh, that's the whole story. - I think it's romantic."
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"I remember when our relationship had magic moments like that"
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"before it went stale."
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"Okay, you want some action, Jackson?"
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"Well, how about I make a scene?"
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"Whoa."
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"It's bolted down. Oh, what a shock."
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"You tried something and failed."
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"Okay, you know what? That's it."
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"I'm gonna slide it right off!"
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"I am so sorry. I got carried away."
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"I will now clean this up entirely by myself."
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"- No... - No, please keep your eyes"
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"on me as I make this sincere apology."
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"I am sorry."
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"It's the Wild West."
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"Oh, man, Teddy, look what happened."
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"That seems almost impossible."
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"but it happened for real, and we all know it."
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"That's it. You've gone too far."
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"I am storming off now."
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"No, you've gone too far, and I'm storming off now!"
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"There's something I'd like to show you, Captain."
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"It works!"
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"I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life."
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"I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you."
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"And yet crime has continued."
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"I think we've done it, Captain."
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"Just heard the traps go off. Want to come check with us?"
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"- Of course. How's Boyle doing? - He's fine."
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"You know how quickly he submits to his environment."
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"Where are the rats?"
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"There's blood everywhere. This is a horror scene."
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"when they busted the guy that dealt to the New York Mets."
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"in the history of this city."
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"They know no fear or pain."
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"Ah! The rats chewed through the sprinkler pipe."
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"Submit to them!"
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"- My copier! - My precinct!"
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"Charles?"
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"Aah! They survived the fall!"
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"That was fun. We're really good at fake fighting."
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"Oh, my God. You don't actually care about my sneakers."
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"They're all so different."
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"Okay."
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"It's Teddy from jazz brunch."
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"- Why is he here? - I don't know."
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"If you don't like my shoes, you can just tell me."
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"Hi. Can I talk to you guys about something?"
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"We're still having a pretty big fight."
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"Well, I think what I'm about to say may solve things."
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"- Amy, I'm still in love with you. - What?"
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"Okay, okay, everybody just calm down"
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"and take a deep breath."
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"Yeah, what the hell is going on?"
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"- You've got a girlfriend. - I know."
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"- And she's fine. - Thanks."
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"Sorry. I was really planning"
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"on you being in the cab during this."
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"Okay, that wouldn't make it better."
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"I'm not over you yet,"
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"and I would've never said anything,"
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"but after seeing you at jazz brunch,"
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"- I think I might've been wrong. - Don't read into that."
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"That was a freak argument. We are very happy."
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"Amy Santiago..."
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"will you marry me?"
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"- What? - What?"
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"Okay, really, could you stay in the cab?"
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"I'm sorry. I'll be right there. I promise."
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"Or maybe I won't. What's your answer?"
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"But you want to be with him? You guys have nothing in common."
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