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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Episode #4.13 (S04E04)

"Two months ago, Gina Linetti was hit by a bus,

""Two months ago, Gina Linetti was hit by a bus,"

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"and the brightest star in the cosmos was extinguished.

""and the brightest star in the cosmos was extinguished."

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for her to come back to work today.

"for her to come back to work today."

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Here she is.

"Here she is."

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Uh, how long do you have to wear the... the...

"Uh, how long do you have to wear the... the..."

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Metal... the head holder...

"Metal... the head holder..."

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- It was awesome. - Ah, I knew it.

"- It was awesome. - Ah, I knew it."

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Are you sure you're ready to be back at work now?

"Are you sure you're ready to be back at work now?"

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they'll be permanently closing one precinct.

"they'll be permanently closing one precinct."

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so we just don't want to rate at the bottom.

"so we just don't want to rate at the bottom."

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I have a similar question about browser histories.

"I have a similar question about browser histories."

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on their gang stakeout because...

"on their gang stakeout because..."

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in our neighborhood.

"in our neighborhood."

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- Amy's ex-boyfriend? - Yep.

"- Amy's ex-boyfriend? - Yep."

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Teddy, nice to see you, too.

"Teddy, nice to see you, too."

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Good. I just hope I don't bore you to death.

"Good. I just hope I don't bore you to death."

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Because he is boring.

"Because he is boring."

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I'll just look at the blueprints at the City Planner's office.

"I'll just look at the blueprints at the City Planner's office."

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Well, you know, everyone's got their issues.

"Well, you know, everyone's got their issues."

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That's too bad.

"That's too bad."

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Really? Because I did notice

"Really? Because I did notice"

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Uh, if you excuse me, Sergeant Wells,

"Uh, if you excuse me, Sergeant Wells,"

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- BRB... what does it even mean? - Be right back.

"- BRB... what does it even mean? - Be right back."

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Teddy knows about the fancy Japanese copier

"Teddy knows about the fancy Japanese copier"

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Because we are freaking out.

"Because we are freaking out."

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Teddy dinged the One-Five for having roaches.

"Teddy dinged the One-Five for having roaches."

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Right, right, right, right, that's worse.

"Right, right, right, right, that's worse."

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This is all your fault.

"This is all your fault."

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- Come on, Charles. - He's right, Santiago.

"- Come on, Charles. - He's right, Santiago."

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Your libido has endangered us all.

"Your libido has endangered us all."

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No, I meant physically.

"No, I meant physically."

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I'll have you know,

"I'll have you know,"

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I'm Gina Linetti, and I can do anything, okay?

"I'm Gina Linetti, and I can do anything, okay?"

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To the evidence room.

"To the evidence room."

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You two need to figure out

"You two need to figure out"

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We just have to pretend that he's interesting.

"We just have to pretend that he's interesting."

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We just have to smile and nod

"We just have to smile and nod"

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and agree with whatever he said last.

"and agree with whatever he said last."

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Great. Hey, wait a minute.

"Great. Hey, wait a minute."

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No, I really think it's William Atherton.

"No, I really think it's William Atherton."

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Oh, my God. Just saying the word gives me PTSD.

"Oh, my God. Just saying the word gives me PTSD."

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Jeffords, you did a year abroad in Tokyo.

"Jeffords, you did a year abroad in Tokyo."

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Now, what do we do about the rats?

"Now, what do we do about the rats?"

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I have recently come into a lot of wolf urine.

"I have recently come into a lot of wolf urine."

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- Did it work? - No, now they call him pee boy.

"- Did it work? - No, now they call him pee boy."

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He's much worse off.

"He's much worse off."

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We can use it to herd them toward the traps.

"We can use it to herd them toward the traps."

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- It's your first day and... - I'll have you know,

"- It's your first day and... - I'll have you know,"

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Maybe. Probably not.

"Maybe. Probably not."

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a passable knowledge of their operation.

"a passable knowledge of their operation."

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Actually, I shouldn't. It'll make me all hyper.

"Actually, I shouldn't. It'll make me all hyper."

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Scharfen... grelderbrau.

"Scharfen... grelderbrau."

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No. No lie.

"No. No lie."

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Detectives S and P no lie.

"Detectives S and P no lie."

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but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing.

"but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing."

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Hey, Captain, I'm glad you're here to see this.

"Hey, Captain, I'm glad you're here to see this."

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Can't even tell I was hit by a bus.

"Can't even tell I was hit by a bus."

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We've made absolutely no progress.

"We've made absolutely no progress."

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That's where I come in. I'm going up in the ceiling.

"That's where I come in. I'm going up in the ceiling."

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- Why are you dressed like that? - Mobility.

"- Why are you dressed like that? - Mobility."

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I really don't think

"I really don't think"

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Okay, Teddy, let's not evaluate rashly here, all right?

"Okay, Teddy, let's not evaluate rashly here, all right?"

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to appreciate them properly...

"to appreciate them properly..."

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Humor is the tool of the interesting.

"Humor is the tool of the interesting."

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Ooh, get this... my lady turned me on

"Ooh, get this... my lady turned me on"

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then you throw jazz in the mix.

"then you throw jazz in the mix."

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Twice.

"Twice."

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Reminder... invite Jake and Amy to jazz brunch tomorrow.

"Reminder... invite Jake and Amy to jazz brunch tomorrow."

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Good. But I am actually gonna email you the invite,

"Good. But I am actually gonna email you the invite,"

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if you could just RSVP to that.

"if you could just RSVP to that."

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I thought we were luring them into the break room.

"I thought we were luring them into the break room."

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We have a Charles situation.

"We have a Charles situation."

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My tail seems to have gotten knotted around a sprinkler.

"My tail seems to have gotten knotted around a sprinkler."

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The last thing we need is a flood.

"The last thing we need is a flood."

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Incorrect. That would make a hole in the ceiling.

"Incorrect. That would make a hole in the ceiling."

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We'll bring you some food in a bucket.

"We'll bring you some food in a bucket."

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Guava juice, mango juice,

"Guava juice, mango juice,"

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orange juice, of course,

"orange juice, of course,"

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grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice.

"grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice."

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Oh, my God, he's so boring.

"Oh, my God, he's so boring."

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- He's so boring. - Most boring man in America.

"- He's so boring. - Most boring man in America."

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And that's him trying to be interesting.

"And that's him trying to be interesting."

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That is Spring Break Teddy.

"That is Spring Break Teddy."

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Oh, no, he has a really big wiener, doesn't he?

"Oh, no, he has a really big wiener, doesn't he?"

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Just... you're not making me feel better.

"Just... you're not making me feel better."

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There's no way that Sergeant Boring Big Wiener

"There's no way that Sergeant Boring Big Wiener"

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Forgot the old phonester.

"Forgot the old phonester."

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Oh, look, it was still recording.

"Oh, look, it was still recording."

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Oh, my God. It was recording the whole time.

"Oh, my God. It was recording the whole time."

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But while I have you, just stop me.

"But while I have you, just stop me."

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was the only way to get his phone back

"was the only way to get his phone back"

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She's doing jazz about brunch.

"She's doing jazz about brunch."

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We could start a new life in the country,

"We could start a new life in the country,"

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- We need to focus. - Okay.

"- We need to focus. - Okay."

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Oh, and he's in fun, casual wear.

"Oh, and he's in fun, casual wear."

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His phone is out on the table, like it always is,

"His phone is out on the table, like it always is,"

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It escalates, and I flip over the table in dramatic fashion.

"It escalates, and I flip over the table in dramatic fashion."

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Do we need the table flip?

"Do we need the table flip?"

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And in the chaos, you grab his phone,

"And in the chaos, you grab his phone,"

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Perfect. All right, let's stage a fake fight.

"Perfect. All right, let's stage a fake fight."

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and the fact that he wasted half the morning

"and the fact that he wasted half the morning"

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those are just some of the reasons we're late.

"those are just some of the reasons we're late."

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Two minutes or one minute, 58 seconds longer than you did.

"Two minutes or one minute, 58 seconds longer than you did."

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Anyway, can we please st talk to our friends?

"Anyway, can we please st talk to our friends?"

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and so was Teddy.

"and so was Teddy."

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- Stale? - Mm.

"- Stale? - Mm."

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Terry... crushed... it.

"Terry... crushed... it."

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My God, those rats have eaten the purest cocaine

"My God, those rats have eaten the purest cocaine"

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They're coked up. Get out of there.

"They're coked up. Get out of there."

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Tell Jake I never panicked.

"Tell Jake I never panicked."

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Charles!

"Charles!"

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with all that stuff to be mad about.

"with all that stuff to be mad about."

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Yep, totally, I just said all that stuff

"Yep, totally, I just said all that stuff"

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I care about them deeply.

"I care about them deeply."

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But the fake fight's back on.

"But the fake fight's back on."

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Actually, Teddy, this is not a good time.

"Actually, Teddy, this is not a good time."

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What the hell is going on, man?

"What the hell is going on, man?"

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because I thought you and Jake were happy,

"because I thought you and Jake were happy,"

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We have so much chemistry.

"We have so much chemistry."

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When we're together,

"When we're together,"

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