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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Episode #4.13 (S04E04)

"I'm sorry. Because of my injury, I can no longer fit in?"
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"I am physically as strong as I've ever been..."
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"Excuse me, please. Excuse me."
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"Shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment."
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"how to patch things up with Teddy."
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"He's still upset that I called him boring."
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"I got pretty good at it while we were dating."
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"I'm still not sure"
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"who the second-best "Die Hard" villain is, though, you know?"
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"But maybe it's Timothy Olyphant, or it could be William Atherton."
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"- Definitely the last one. - Right?"
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"Okay."
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"We have to engage him on topics that he cares about."
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"Pilsners... he loves talking about pilsners."
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"Pilsner-TSD."
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"- Good one. - Thanks."
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"Pull yourself together"
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"and go out there and make Teddy feel"
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"like he's the most interesting man on Earth."
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"I want him to think he's Andy Borowitz"
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"- when this is all done. - On it."
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"We'll go there and make him feel like whoever that person is."
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"Okay, now what we need to do is fix that infernal copier."
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"Maybe you can figure out the manual. It's in Japanese."
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"I can try, but the only thing I really remember how to say"
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"is, "Do you have a bigger door I can enter through?""
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"Bring me solutions, not problems."
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"Well, lucky for us,"
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"It creates a scent impression that there are predators nearby."
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"I've been dousing Nikolaj's shoes with it"
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"to scare off bullies at his preschool."
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"But wolf urine definitely scares off rats."
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"What about me? Like, what should I do?"
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"I just thought maybe you could take it easy."
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"I am as strong physically as I have ever been..."
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"- stronger even. - You already did this."
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"Yeah, I have short-term amnesia."
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"I got hit by a bus."
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"But don't worry. I am as strong physically as I have ever been..."
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"stronger even."
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"Fine. You can help me with the copier."
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"Detectives have chosen an adequate location"
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"for their stakeout."
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"Teddy, how's it going, my man?"
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"Nice to see you. I'm glad we get to spend this time together."
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"- I haven't seen you since... - You broke me and Amy up."
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"Who can say when people last saw people?"
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"Anyway, that's the HQ for the 8th Street Killas."
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"We think they're meeting up with leaders of another gang"
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"Cool. So, hey, we might be here for a while."
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"Diet ginger ale... that is my favorite."
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"Suit yourself. Too bad we're on the job, right?"
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"Could've stocked that thing with pilsners."
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"I'm a total pils-nerd."
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"What's your poison... German or Bohemian?"
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"- The last one that you said. - Good choice."
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"The last one always is. Wow. This is fun."
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"I could talk with you about pilsners all day."
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"Oh, let's do it."
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"Of the Bohemians, what's your fave?"
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"It's new. Millennials love it."
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"Cool. Let me make note of that."
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"Just caught Detectives S and P in a bald-faced lie."
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"You don't like pilsners. You hate pilsners."
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"isn't gonna sink our precinct."
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"And what about when the little sushi roll comes out"
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"and cuts the turtle's head off?"
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"- Toner issue. - Why?"
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"Anyway, I started taking it apart,"
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"but it's been a slow process for some reason."
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"I'm just about to drink my tea."
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"Terry."
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"It took forever to bait the traps"
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"because Scully kept eating the peanut butter out of them."
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"You can't prove it was me, Rosa."
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"Now we're gonna use the wolf urine"
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"to flush the rats out of the walls and into our traps."
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"It's a good thing I still have"
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"my sexy-cat costume from Halloween."
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"Now, please hand me that big jug wolf pee I rub on my kid."
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"We're not saying pilsners are boring."
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"We're saying that we are too boring"
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"- is what I'm going with. - Jake, I agree with you."
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"Pilsners are boring. That's why I don't drink them anymore."
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"- Say what now? - Amy was right."
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"When we were going together, I was boring."
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"So you're not still mad at me?"
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"My girlfriend and I do 5Ks now."
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"We took a two-week trip to San Diego last year."
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"The energy of that place is electric."
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"But back at the precinct, you said,"
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""I hope I don't bore you to death.""
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"That was a joke."
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"Right. A tool that you have clearly mastered."
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"to something called adult coloring books,"
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"which we do at... wait for it..."
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"Jazz brunches. What?"
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"It's like, "Why are we even doing this?""
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"This is fun. I have not laughed this much in a long time."
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"Uh, reminder... we're in."
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"I'd feel better if everyone had it on their calendars."
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"How's it going with the copier?"
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"Not great."
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"I got through to customer service,"
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"but I really don't remember that much Japanese."
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"Hey, Captain. Update on the rat situation."
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"Wolf pee's in place,"
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"and the traps are set in the evidence room."
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"You are strong. You are wise."
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"- Everything else is good? - Not quite."
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"Well, how stuck are you, Boyle?"
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"Completely."
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"I think I can pull it."
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"No, that might break the pipe."
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"You're there till Monday."
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"He'll be fine."
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"Jazz brunch sounds insane."
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"But should we talk about how efficient and well run"
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"the Nine-Nine is for a while?"
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"We got plenty of time for that."
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