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Clips from The League (2009) - Sunday at Ruxin's (S01E01)

"Get some food and head back to the table."
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"Nope. Uh-uh. That's not lunch."
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"Follow me."
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"Where are we going?"
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"You guys are in for quite the treat. Lots of yum-yums for your tum-tums."
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"- Ta-da! - All right."
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"- Have a seat. - Is it just like grab a plate and then..."
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"- Have a seat. - Great."
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"This is Sunday, relax."
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"It's a long lunch, and we have lots of food coming out."
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"First course is shrimp cocktail. Enjoy."
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"- Thanks, Sofia. Looks great. - Thanks."
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"Thank you."
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"First course?"
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"- First course? - What?"
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"- Of how many? - Don't know. Three or four."
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"Excuse me, I apologize if I wanted to bask in the reflective glow of my close friends."
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"- Fuck you, Ruxin! - Jesus, Andre."
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"Look, guys, relax."
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"Look, my wife is in the mood to cook a Sunday lunch."
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"If I'm not allowed to watch the games, none of you can watch the games."
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"- That's very sweet, thank you. - I have put the games on pause."
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"- All we need to do is respect the pause. - That doesn't work."
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"We just need to go on an information lockdown."
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"- Doesn't work. I don't trust you. - This one's a spy."
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"Me? You don't trust me?"
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"- I don't trust him, look at that shirt. - I don't trust myself in my heart."
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"- Don't touch me. - We need to police each other..."
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"...like in Communist Russia. - This is gonna be, like, football Gestapo."
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"- No, that's Germany. - They both got it done."
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"- Salad plane, coming through. - You're so funny."
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"- Yes. - All right."
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"Second part of course one, guys, let's get those greens."
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"Sofia thought that maybe we should do this buffet-style."
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"Good idea. Let's do it."
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"- He had this great idea... - How food like this has to be savored."
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"- Yes. - Gotta sit and enjoy it."
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"- Enjoy each other's company. - That's what we were doing."
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"Hey, dig in everyone. All right."
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"- Mmm. - Mm."
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"Let's do it."
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"- I'm done. - Done."
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"Beep, beep."
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"Aww!"
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"He means, oh, yeah."
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"- They're watching the games next door. - What game is on now?"
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"- We're missing everything. - Abide by the pause."
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"- This is bullshit. - Abide by the pause."
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"- This is lovely, thank you very much. - Thank you."
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"I'm just gonna go to the restroom."
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"- Thank you very much. - Oh, I'll show you where it is."
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"- I know where it is. - No, we remodeled."
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"- I think I can find it. - I insist."
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"- How far are you gonna take this? - All the way."
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"And here comes the soup."
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"- Watch out, it's piping hot. - Awesome."
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"Can we get one cool for Andre?"
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"- He actually has really sensitive teeth. - Yeah."
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"- Really? - Absolutely, you do."
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"- You deserve that. - Yeah, I do."
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"Um, I gotta go make a call."
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"Let him go."
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"Hey, you guys are unbelievable."
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"But, um..."
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"...there is another league."
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"What is he saying to his patient?"
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"It's me, Dr. Andre.""
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""Oh, Dr. Andre, you know those calf implants you gave me?"
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"Well, it's making it hard to get..."
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"...my bedazzled Ed Hardy skinny jeans up over my legs.""
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"I wanna be with you guys. I wanna be on the party bus."
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"But I can't."
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"Because I already got a party bus."
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"And those guys are great."
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""Oh, you wearing a stupid hat?""
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""You know I am. I'm Dr. Andre.""
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"Just tell the rest of The Fantasy League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that I'm sorry."
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"And tell Hammer I'll miss him most of all."
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"Thank you so much for coming to our lunch."
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"Thank you, Taco. I hope you had a great time."
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"- Wait, so... Are we finished? - Yes."
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"- Thank you very much, it was excellent. - Thank you."
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"Guys, there's some dessert, guys."
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"Finally. Jesus."
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"- Wait, wait. - Hurry up, sit, sit, sit."
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"This NFL update:"
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"Star running back LaDainian Tomlinson of the San Diego Chargers..."
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"...will not start today..."
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"- What? - ...as the Chargers host the Miami Dolphins."
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"- I told you. - You lie."
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"You lost, I win. Two weeks in a row."
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"- Two for two. - Could happen to anyone."
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"Hello?"
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"- Hey, Pete, it's Terry Bradshaw. - Hello there."
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"You think I'm gonna let you cheat your friends just so you can win?"
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"- Man, I was kind of hoping you would. - Ain't gonna happen."
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"- And one other thing, you hear me? - What's that?"
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"I hated my Uncle Pete, you dickhead."
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"- Great. - Who was that?"
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"- That's my new mortal enemy. - Andre?"
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"- Meegan? - The dude deep-dicking Meegan?"
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"- Scintillating dinner conversation? - Terry."
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"- Slam. - Andre, that actually doesn't play."
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"- Try something else. - I got a slam list."
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"- Oh, good, good, yeah. - What?"
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"Right?"
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"- I can't even come back from that. - And that's why I write it down."
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"Cale, come here."
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"Cale?"
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"Cale's made a doodie."
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"Some Bud Light Lime for Andre."
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"- How you doing, baby? - Mmm."
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"- This whole day has been amazing. - Oh, yeah?"
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"- Oh, I had so much fun. - Good."
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"- And we're gonna have fun. Mm-hm. - Oh, really? Well, good."
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"He is. Looks like you kids got this under control."
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"Foot rubs are my specialty."
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"- Thank you, Ruxin. - It's the least I could do."
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"- You have any peppermint oil? - You know I do."
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"All right, I'll take care of your little footsies."
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