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Clips from The League (2009) - Sunday at Ruxin's (S01E01)

"Frank Gore's... Frank Gore's out, man."
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"Who...? Who's got his backup?"
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"- Glen Coffee? - Yeah, who's got Glen Coffee?"
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"I don't know who's got Glen Coffee."
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"I would think that it would be..."
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"- Hey, give me. - Ow, ow!"
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"- Don't even. - Refresh!"
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"- Refresh. - Refresh."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the newest member of the Double Ent-Andres..."
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"...Mr. Glen Coffee."
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"- That was too fast. - No, host gets first dibs."
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"- What are you talking about? - I'm telling you, since the days of Lombardi."
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"I got him fair and square."
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"You were out on the phone earlier."
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"My guess is you got a little tip that Frank Gore had gotten injured."
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"You did not respect the pause."
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"- I don't respect the pause? - You did not."
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"I was breaking up with my other league."
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"- Oh, God - Oh, boy."
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"- Yes, relax. - Are you joking me?"
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"That's why I've never won."
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"Give us a ruling. Who gets Glen Coffee?"
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"No way the commissioner can give a fair ruling."
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"Look, Ruxin, I am perfectly capable of giving an impartial ruling, all right?"
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"Even though you stole my son's name..."
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"No way. ...and you know you did do it..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, situation developing."
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"Picture-in-picture. Ellie is bringing a special gift to baby Ruxin."
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"And if memory serves, I believe that's a turd."
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"What is she doing? No."
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"- She's going, she's on the 15. - Don't do it."
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"She's on the 10. She's on the five, she's reaching."
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"- Touchdown! - What did she do?"
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"- Six points for Ellie. - What is your filthy daughter doing?"
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"- It's just a phase she's going through. - A phase?"
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"- Fun with feces. - Fun with feces."
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"You know who has fun with feces? Psychopaths."
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"Maybe she could go to Mexico and have a fecal fiesta."
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"Or perhaps Brazil for a caca carnival."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"- Out. - Get out."
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"You're right. This league is a lot more fun."
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"Isn't it, though?"
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"You are dominating this league."
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"Questionable. Questionable."
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"Uh, no, no problem. But, you know, I was just..."
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"No, it's me, it's Uncle Pete. Come on."
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"- He's wonderful. - Yeah."
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"It was supposed to be Pete and Meegan until:"
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"Just because I'm single that doesn't disqualify me from being a godparent."
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"Whoa, I thought I was Ellie's godfather."
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"- No, we're not sharing Cale. - No, I'm not..."
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"And I think a mistake."
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"- So Taco's essentially your teasing stallion? - Nailed it."
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"Oh, dude, I am going to crush the Hammer."
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"Do they say, "Oh, Andre, can we shoot it in the back of your mouth"?"
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"Something like, "Hey, I heard this is an emergency."
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"You better be careful, my lady..."
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"- Lunch turned out so delicious. - Mm-hm."
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"Oh!"
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"- Do you know what I was doing? - What?"
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"All the Purell in the world not gonna fix that."
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"There's a crack. You wanna sit there?"
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"- Stop. - Go."
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"You got people on the side you're paying to help you out."
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"Who did you go with for godparents?"
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"- Yeah. - Yes, you know, you are."
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"- Ellie is such an angel. - Thank you."
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"There's a man in your kitchen performing your husbandly duties with your wife."
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