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Clips from The League (2009) - Sunday at Ruxin's (S01E01)

"Yeah, but she probably won't."
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"- I'm standing right here. - I'm just saying that..."
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"Unless the son of Ruxin starts spouting off the scores, I think..."
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"All right, you're excused."
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"Get all single men out of here. Anyone with communicable diseases."
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"- So, Jenny... - Suck it, Ruxin."
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"- Hi, buddy. Hi, buddy. - Yeah."
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"- Ellie, you wanna meet Jeffrey? - Come here, sweetie."
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"Step up and say hello."
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"Hello."
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"- She is so well behaved. - She is so smart."
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"- They pick up things at that age. - Oh, yeah."
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"She picks everything up."
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"- Picks it up and she moves... - She's brilliant."
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"I have some snacks for you guys, but please don't fill up."
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"I have a very big, delicious lunch coming up."
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"Sounds good. Nice TV."
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"- Need help in the kitchen? - I do."
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"- Well, let's do it, girlfriend. - All right, Taco, bring it on."
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"- What do we got here? - Easy does it, sweetheart."
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"Be easy. Oh, look at this."
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"Guys, everybody, this is Cale."
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"- What? - I love Cale. Can I pet him?"
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"Ellie, go outside."
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"- You named your dog Cale? - Yeah."
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"It's a great name. We can share the name."
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"The dog looks like a Cale."
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"- I mean, look at him, he's a Cale. - I hate you."
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"You screwed me here."
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"- What's that name? - Moral."
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"Moral MacArthur."
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"He sounds like a Civil War general."
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"- Can you change your dog's name? - This dog's real, your baby's hypothetical."
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"Dick."
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"- Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, bye. - Oh, God."
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"Hey, your week two champion has arrived."
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"Oh, stop, all right?"
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"It's week three. Get over it, sit down."
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"- Center seat for the winner. - Sit down."
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"- Pick a nice seat there. - Get here on time."
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"- That's Cale's seat, but I'll let you sit in it. - By the way, awesome name."
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"- Great dog. - Thanks."
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"Ruxin, why are we watching a baby in picture-in-picture here? What's happening?"
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"I got Jeffrey on the baby cam there, so we can watch him..."
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"...while the game is going on."
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"- Wait, that's baby Jeffrey? - Yeah."
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"I heard if you look directly at him, he'll blind you."
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"The Ark of the Covenant, he melts your face."
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"That smells delicious. You're a good helper, Taquito."
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"- Oh, merci. - Here, let me taste, let me taste."
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"- Mm-hm. - Good? Good?"
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"- Here. All it needs is for you to try it. - Ahh."
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"- Weird to you at all? - This?"
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"- You're so awesome. - No."
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"- Doesn't bother you? - Does it bother me..."
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"...that Taco is in my kitchen blanching carrots..."
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"...while I'm out here drinking beer and watching football?"
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"- I do not have a great butt. - You do have a great butt."
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"I have a theory."
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"So in horse racing, oftentimes they'll bring in a lesser horse..."
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"...get the mare all riled up, excited, feeling it."
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"And right as he's about to blow, they yank him out..."
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"Hello. Heh, heh."
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"You have a great butt. You got that Latin butt going on, seriously."
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"Don't you spank me. Don't you spank me."
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"Wait, I noticed that you're starting LT this week."
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"That's a bold choice, right?"
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"- You played LT this week? - Yeah, of course I did."
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"- How do you know he's gonna play? - I feel pretty confident about it."
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"Sweet ringtone. You changed it from Limp Bizkit?"
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"Hey, hey, giggly, it's rude to talk on the phone in front of your friends."
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"- Are you dealing now? What's happening? - Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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"He didn't know it was a bye week?"
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"Um, I gotta go."
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"What you doing?"
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"- Checking out these books. - Yeah?"
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"Who you talking to?"
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"- No one. - I'm gonna ask you one more time."
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"Who you talking to?"
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"- I'm in another league. - I knew it."
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"How long have you been in it?"
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"- Is this serious? - I love it."
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"- I'm a king there, they love me. - What?"
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"And it's been the best three weeks of my life."
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"They don't make fun of me. They like me."
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"- They think I'm funny... - Settle down a bit, we're gonna..."
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"We're hearing you, and we're gonna try harder."
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"You're gonna stop making fun of my teeth?"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"I knew it. Go ahead, laugh."
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"I know it's in there."
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"- Don't laugh. - Yeah, laugh it up."
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"- That wasn't funny. You're right. - It's hilarious to you guys."
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"But I have a disease. A periodontal disease."
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"I can show you the prescriptions I have for a special toothpaste."
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"So does my grandfather. I'm sorry."
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"That's exactly what I'm talking about."
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"Those guys, you know what they say?"
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""Oh, Andre, is that too hot for you?"
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"We're getting off track here."
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"Sometimes we're not the best at expressing our emotions."
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"But that's why you belong."
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"You're the glue that holds the whole group together."
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"You're the centerpiece."
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"You're like the honeydew in a fruit salad, you know."
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"But you need it because it fills up space."
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"The point he's saying is this is less about you than it is about us."
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"Without you, we'd eat our own, man."
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"Can I bring maybe one of those guys?"
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"Want you to call those guys, break up with that league."
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"Okay. Well, we'll see."
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"You know what's important. Make that call."
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"Yes, Maurice Jones-Drew, three touchdowns."
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"- Give me some sugar. - Yeah."
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"Hey, where's Ellie?"
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"- Seriously? - Yeah."
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"Oh, good thinking."
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"- Lunch is ready. - Awesome."
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"- Food. - It smells really good, Sofia."
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"Fantastic."
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