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Clips from The League (2009) - Sunday at Ruxin's (S01E01)

"- You've got a dog? - Come over."
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"Enjoy my home, watch the games. It will be lovely."
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"- That'd be exciting. - Yeah, Sofia's excited."
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"She's gonna be cooking some famous dish. That should be good."
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"Oh, Sofia's gonna be there."
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"- Yeah, my wife's gonna be at my house. - Oh, cool."
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"I haven't seen her in a while."
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"- You want us to bring anything? - Yeah."
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"You know what you can bring is a condom..."
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"...so that you can just go to town on Kevin like you did last week."
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"- Backing it up. - It's all right, buddy."
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"- How's your lineup looking? - It's not good."
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"LT is listed as questionable."
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"Questionable, what does that mean? No one knows what that means."
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"It's like if I start him, and he doesn't play..."
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"...I have nothing in the bank, got no backups."
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"- I'm screwed. - Yeah, you have no outs."
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"They know if they're playing."
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"They know. They should tell us."
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"We should have a direct phone line to these guys."
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"Not to mention, I'm playing Andre this week."
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"And rumor is, he actually beat someone last week."
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"I mean, can you imagine losing to that guy?"
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"Are you happy now? Are you finished?"
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"You've really... You've done enough to my psyche."
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"It could happen to anyone, all right?"
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"Hey, you."
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"- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?"
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"I had a couple meetings. I'm in between."
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"- Great to see you. - Let's go grab a drink."
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"You know what, I can't because I have to do a house-call thing."
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"- You're a plastic surgeon. - Yeah."
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"- What happened? - Good one."
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"I'd love to hang out, but I gotta do this."
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"Kidding aside, I gotta say something. Uh, we break your balls about the league..."
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"...but you're really doing well and I'm happy for you."
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"Well, guess what. I've always been this good. I've always been a champion."
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"And you know what I've been doing is I've been sowing and now I'm reaping."
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"- You smell that? - What?"
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"- It's bullshit, man. - Oh, really?"
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"You're out there. I see you. You're out there. You got your games you're playing."
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"There's maybe even a dungeon. You got a guy down there."
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"- All right, I'm onto you. - You know what I smell?"
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"Ah, yes, it's, uh, the smell of jealousy..."
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"...with a tinge of admiration..."
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"...and just a whiff of sadness. Good luck because I'm gonna:"
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"- Oh, here we go. Back it up. - Back it up."
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"- What's up, Dre? - Oh, what's up, ballers?"
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"Dre. What's up, man?"
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"- Oh, yeah, buddy. - All right."
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"Dr. Dre, you are killing it."
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"Tell me something I don't know."
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"Andre Potter and the Fantasy Zone is coming for you."
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"All right, so watch out. This week I'm up against you."
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"- I know you're gonna beat me. - I dominate the waiver wire."
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"- Andre, I thought maybe this week... - Whoa. What'd you call me?"
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"- l... Andre. - No, no, no."
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"Here I'm Dre, okay?"
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"- You accept my apology? - Accepted."
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"We were thinking of going to Hammer's house in Wrigleyville, just hanging."
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"- Watching all the games... - No, guys. No Sundays."
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"- We'll do the weekend afterwards. - No Sundays."
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"How many times do I have to tell you? Wanna talk on Sundays, don't call me."
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"- Text me. - We'll take it."
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"- There you go. - Yeah, we're good."
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"Let's all agree that we are The League of Extraordinary Fantasy Gentlemen."
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"No, no, instead of The League of Extraordinary Fantasy Gentlemen..."
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"...I think that we should change it to The Fantasy League of Extraordinary Gentlemen."
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"- Oh, triple snap. - Right?"
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"- Boom, boom, boom! - Boom, boom, boom!"
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"All right, LT. How's the ankle, bud?"
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"What does that tell me? All right."
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"Hey, is Bradshaw around?"
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"Yeah, Pete needs him."
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"Pete. P-E-T-E, for Terry."
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"Yeah, it's Uncle Pete. Let me talk to Terry."
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"Hey, Pete, it's Terry."
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"Hi, Terry."
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"Hey, Uncle Pete, is everything all right?"
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"Is there a problem?"
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"I was actually worried about LT this weekend."
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"This is not my Uncle Pete."
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"No, my Uncle Pete had his larynx taken out. He talks through a hole in his neck now."
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"- It's a miracle. - Cut the crap, buddy, all right?"
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"You think I've never been pumped for some fantasy-football information?"
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"...pull me over just to see whether or not he should start Kurt Warner..."
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"...or Donovan McNabb."
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"You got some balls, kid."
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"I'll answer your question. Yes, definitely."
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"- Yes? - Absolutely."
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"Starting, good shape."
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"I am sending you a fruit basket, sir. Thank you."
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"- You know this number? - Yes, sir."
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"- Lose it. - Thank you, sir, thank you."
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"Bradshaw on the phone, LT on the field."
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"Unstoppable."
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"- Oh... - Hi."
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"Almost game time. Let's do it."
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"Hold your horses. Hold your horses, okay?"
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"We gotta talk some ground rules."
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"If you don't mind sanitizing your hands before you see baby Jeffrey."
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"Don't ask these people, tell them."
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"Cover yourself in this."
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"Put it on the rug rat. Taco, take a bath in it."
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"- Can I drink it? - It's like holy water."
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"Let us all anoint our hands before we touch the baby Jesus..."
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"...for he has come to save the world."
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"You joke, but it's true."
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"- Oh, hey. - Oh, yeah."
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"Beautiful? He's got the Ruxin face."
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"We used to be two. Now we're a Holy Trinity."
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"- It's beautiful. - How'd your mom like the christening?"
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"I told her the church was like a really progressive synagogue."
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"Seriously, I have been a great godfather to Ellie. Have I not?"
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"I was thinking of something different, and you're a great godfather."
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"Yeah, because when you guys die of cancer, car accident, whatever..."
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"...I'm gonna move into your house."
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"Bring my puzzles, my slingshot, my Sega Genesis."
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"Gonna hang out with Ellie all day. It's gonna be awesome."
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"Taco, I'm gonna be around a long time, okay?"
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