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Clips from Seinfeld - The Fatigues (S08E08)

"...but he's in the Everglades."
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"-Lomez is Jewish? -Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"At the Knights of Columbus?"
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"Yeah. Frank Costanza, he's getting me a room in his lodge."
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"Jerry, you know, I'm really counting on you to come to this."
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"-Kramer, you know-- -Jerry, look."
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"I'm cooking all the food myself."
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"A tempting schmeer of authentic Jewish delicacies."
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"I'm not really a duck fan. The skin seems sort of human."
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"Oh, look who's here. Cynthia."
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"-Hello, Abby. -Hello."
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"Jerry, this is Cynthia Pearlman, my mentor."
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"-Hello. -Hi, Jerry. Nice to finally meet you."
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"Come join us. We can pull up a chair."
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"Well, great. My boyfriend's just parking the car."
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"-No kidding. -Kenny Bania."
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"Hey, Jerry. How's it going?"
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"The best, Jerry."
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"May I ask where you got that?"
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"Reading for the Blind. They can get any book on tape."
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"I tell you, I am hooked on these books on tape."
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"Tell me about it. These things have ruined me for Braille."
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"...I am swinging to the sweet sounds of risk management."
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"-So I finally met the mentor. -What's she like? Impressive?"
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"Oh, yeah. She's dating Bania."
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"-Bania? -Yeah."
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"I had to spend two hours at dinner last night with that specimen."
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"-Marsala? -Piccata."
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"-All right. I got a test to fail. -Hey, good luck with that."
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"What are you, in an athletic sweat suit?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"He came to get his check for the banquet hall."
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"You know, I got 1 83 responses. Oh, it's gonna be a rager."
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"Kramer, how are you gonna cook Jewish delicacies for 1 83 people?"
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"You're right. That's a lot of pupiks."
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"Cook? No. I don't know any cooks."
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"What's the matter with him?"
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"My dad was a cook during the Korean War."
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"Something very bad happened."
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"Ever since, you can't get him near a kitchen."
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"-Shell-shocked? -Oh, yeah."
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"But that has nothing to do with it."
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"-Alrighty? -Wait."
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"You didn't ask me about my ideas."
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"Oh, Eddie, well, it's your first day."
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"-I'm ready. -Okay."
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"It's a hot night. The mind races."
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"You think about your knife..."
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"...the only friend who hasn't betrayed you."
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"The only friend who won't be dead by sun-up."
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"Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted chambray nightshirts."
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"What am I gonna do? He is a disaster."
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"Well, if he's doing that bad, maybe he's in line for another promotion."
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"You know what? You are exactly right."
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"That is what I should do. I should promote him."
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"I'll give him another office on another floor, and he can sit there..."
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"...with his nice title and his bayonet..."
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"Nothing at all."
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"Well, George, your vision is quite impaired."
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"If you'll just sign this insurance form. Here's a pen."
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"You're a very handsome man, by the way."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"Look out!"
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"-What are you doing? -I got three kitchens going."
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"...and this is kreplach."
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"Here, try some of this."
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"-No, I don't want to. -Eat, eat, you're skin and bones."
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"-Oh, this is awful. -Oh, Jerry, it's kreplach."
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"It's an acquired taste. Yeah."
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"The recipe was for four to six people."
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"I had to multiply it for 1 83 people."
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"I can't peel, I can't chop, I can't grate, I can't mince."
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"-Kramer, you can't-- -I gotta talk to him."
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"I know that he can help me--"
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"I think there's a dead animal in the elevator."
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"My stuffed cabbage."
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"-So great dinner last night. -Yeah, it was all right."
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"I told Cynthia we'd double with her and Bania Saturday..."
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"He's a pug, a patsy, a hack."
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"Cynthia would not date a hack."
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"Would. Does. Is."
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"Before we get started..."
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"...is no longer writing for this catalog."
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"I made him director of corporate development."
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"You promoted him?"
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"Well, no. I would hardly--"
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"-I bust my hump every day. -Relax."
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"As far as I'm concerned, you and your deranged protégé..."
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"...can run the catalog by yourselves."
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"I quit!"
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"In order to manage risk, we must first understand risk."
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"How do you avoid risk, and what makes it so risky?"
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"-This guy sounds just like me. - To understand risk, we must first..."
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"-...define risk. Risk has... -This is horrible."
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"I mean, the war was 50 years ago."
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"In my mind, there's a war still going on."
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"All right, what happened, Frank?"
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"What is it that you can't get over?"
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"Inchon, Korea, 1 950."
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"I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw."
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"Slinging hash for the fighting 1 03rd."
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"As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin."
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"Well, one day, a couple of Gl's found a crate."
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"Inside was 600 pounds of prime Texas steer."
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"At least, it once was prime."
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"But I was arrogant. I was brash."
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"I thought if I used just the right spices..."
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"...cooked it long enough...."
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"What happened?"
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"I went too far. I overseasoned it."
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"Men were keeling over all around me."
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"I can still hear the retching and screaming."
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"Frank!"
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"I sent 1 6 of my own men to the latrines that night."
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"They were just boys."
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"Frank, you were a boy too."
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"Tell that to Bobby Colby."
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"All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well, he went home, all right."
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"With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet."
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"They had to sit him on a cork for the 1 8-hour flight home."
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