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Clips from Seinfeld - The Fatigues (S08E08)

"Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you."
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"This is your chance to make it all right again."
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"No. No. I'll never cook again."
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"Never! Now get out of my house!"
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"Out. Get out. Go."
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"So you saw Bania's act."
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"He got two minutes into that Ovaltine thing..."
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"...and I just couldn't take it anymore."
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"I told you. It's like getting beaten with a bag of oranges."
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"He just thinks that anything that dissolves in milk is funny."
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"Anyway, Cynthia and I got into this big argument afterwards..."
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"-...and I think it's over. -No more mentor?"
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"-Looks that way. -At least you and I are okay again."
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"Actually, I was kind of thinking..."
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"...that maybe we shouldn't see each other for a while."
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"Why?"
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"Well, I'm feeling a little disoriented."
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"It's just weird for me not to have an advisor."
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"I can tell you what to do."
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"-It's more than that. -I can tell you what to think."
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"-George. -I gotta run anyway."
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"I can't believe you feel you really need a mentor."
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"I just need someone who can give me some kind of direction."
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"I'll see you."
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"Yeah, see you."
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"I think I got something here for the Bengalese galoshes."
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"It's tough keeping your feet dry..."
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"...when you're kicking in a skull."
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"You know, Eddie, that might be just a tad harsh."
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"For women's wear."
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"Well, I'm not married to it."
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"Well, in that case, why don't we take the phrase:"
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"Kicking in a skull..."
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"...and we tweak it."
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"You know, just a hair, to something like what?"
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"Like strolling through a dewy meadow."
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"Dewy meadow."
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"Here's your omelet."
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"-It's dry. -That's the way I always make it."
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"Well, it sucks."
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"What did you say?"
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"Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily..."
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"...and your eggplant parmigiana is a disgrace to this house!"
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"Well, that's too bad, because I'm the only one who cooks around here."
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"Not anymore. Give me that spatula."
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"I'll make time. Because, Abby, I was once like you."
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"Wide-eyed, naive."
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"I didn't know the first thing about a subject as fundamental..."
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"I'll tell you what."
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"Why don't you read this book..."
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"...and let's just see if you can explain it to me."
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"-Hey, Bania. -Did you hear what happened?"
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"The mentor saw my act. She dumped me."
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"Oh, that's a tough one."
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"I'm the absolute worst. The worst, Jerry."
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"Well, it's just that you got so many things with the milk."
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"You got that Bosco bit, then you got your NestlÈ's Quik bit."
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"By the time you get to Ovaltine--"
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"-No. Follow me. -Oh, yeah."
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"The mug is round, the jar is round."
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"They should call it Roundtine."
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"That's gold, Jerry. Gold."
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"Let's just replace hail of shrapnel and scar tissue..."
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"...with string of pearls and raspberry scones."
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"Yeah. He's great."
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"About what? How to calculate 5 percent of a restaurant check?"
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"You know what your problem is?"
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"You just have no respect for the protÈgÈ-mentor relationship."
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"As a matter of fact, I happen to have a protÈgÈ of my own."
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"-Who? -A Mr. Kenneth Bania."
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"Bania?"
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"I'm gonna mentor this kid to the top."
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"Well, I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protÈgÈ is a hack."
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"I don't think I wanna date a protÈgÈ whose mentor is a Costanza."
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"...but there's some kind of chemistry between us."
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"We turned out one hell of a catalog."
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"Cool."
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"Hey, Ed, let me ask you something."
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"What's with the fatigues and all the psychotic imagery, huh?"
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"I don't wanna talk about it."
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"Come on. Don't be a baby."
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"I went out on a couple of dates with this woman."
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"I thought she really liked me."
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"That's it?"
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"Well, it's tough meeting somebody you like..."
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"...Iet alone somebody Jewish."
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"This food is fantastic."
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"I just stopped by to thank you."
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"That risk-management stuff you wrote for me is killer."
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"It's gold, Jerry. Gold."
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"I got all these corporate gigs, and even Cynthia took me back."
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"So you went from the mailroom..."
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"...to director of corporate development in two days?"
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"-That's right. -How much are they paying you?"
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"I'll double it."
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"-These latkes are going like hotcakes. -Where's the powdered sugar?"
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"You know, you could take a break."
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"No breaks. I feel reborn. I'm like a phoenix rising from Arizona."
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"Quitting?"
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"What--? You can't quit. You're all I've got."
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"I need you."
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"No!"
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"No! Don't eat it. It's no good."
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"-No good. No good. No way. -Frank, stop it."
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"Frank!"
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"Our next speaker is George Costanza on the subject of risk management."
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"Ovaltine."
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"Have you ever had this stuff?"
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"Why do they call it Ovaltine?"
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"They should call it Roundtine."
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"You know what I'm talking about."
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"Give me a break."
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"-You wanted to see me? -Eddie, yes."
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"...promote you."
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"...and stop freaking me out."
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"-All right. -Okay."
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"I can't churn out that pointless drivel anymore."
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"Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you."
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"Jerry, I'm in trouble. I got no skills."
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"-I'm with him. -Me too."
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