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Clips from Seinfeld - The Dealership (S09E09)

"- No more grease monkey. - I don't care for that term."
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"Oh, sorry, I didn't know."
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"I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector."
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"Yeah, I saw that one."
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"Koko."
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"Yeah, Koko."
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"Right. Koko."
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"That chimp's all right. High-five."
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"No, we both just saw the same monkey."
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"Well, I got screwed on the doughnuts."
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"There were none left."
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"There's a vending machine. I can show you where it is."
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"Hey, give me a dollar."
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"Where's your money?"
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"I'm here helping you."
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"Hey, where's Puddy? The copy machine is broken."
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"That's what they want you to think."
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"Have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?"
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"- The squinting? - No."
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"- The staring? - No."
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"He keeps asking me to give him a high-five."
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"I thought all guys do that."
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"In fact, some of them have moved on. They're doing sign language now."
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"What do you think the Nazis were doing? That was the heil-five."
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"Isn't that from your act, like, 10 years ago?"
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"It was a good bit in the '80s, and it's still relatable today."
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"Good news, we got a 900 in black."
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"That's the hot color. High-five."
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"David, can you come help me fix the copy machine? Come on."
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"Twix."
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"B5."
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"Excuse me, do you have change of a dollar?"
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"No."
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"Could I trade you for another dollar?"
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"- Don't have one. - Excuse me."
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"When your wallet was open, I glanced inside..."
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"...and I couldn't help but notice that you have several crisp dollar bills."
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"You're incorrect."
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"Perhaps you could look again, please. I'm very hungry."
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"We had doughnuts earlier."
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"I guess everyone here enjoys giving the old scroogie, huh?"
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"You're all doing a hell of a job."
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"What I would do with you."
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"Mr. Kramer, we're really not allowed to use the cars to run errands."
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"Now, look, Rick, I'm very close to giving this car..."
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"...that my celebrity friend is considering, my full endorsement."
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"Well, let's see if I can get a smile from these femininas."
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"Hey, ladies. It's a Saab 900. What do you think?"
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"Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?"
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"I think the candy comes out over there."
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"People drop change down here, Jerry."
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"And they're too lazy to pick it up."
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"Either that or they've got a weird little hang-up about lying face down in filth."
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"Why don't you just go to the cashier?"
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"The cashier is at lunch, which is where I'd like to be."
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"- How much was under there? - I think something bit me."
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"I just need another nickel."
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"He's got a live one. He's just reeling this big fish in."
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"Hey, could I have my dollar back?"
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"It's wrinkled. It's worthless."
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"They put out some more doughnuts."
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"- They did? - Last one."
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"Well, just one more errand and we can head back."
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"Well, how much gas you think is in there right now?"
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"Well, it's on E."
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"You know, Rick, often times, Jerry, he lends me his car..."
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"...and I find myself in a situation where the car is almost out of gas."
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"But for a variety of reasons..."
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"...I don't wanna be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline."
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"Well, I make it up to him in other ways."
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"As you will see, the candy bar is paid for..."
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"...and yet remains dangling in the machine."
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"Hey, it's gone."
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"Where is my Twix?"
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"That guy's eating it."
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"How do you know that one's yours?"
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"It was dangling. There were two left in the machine."
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"He must have bought one and gotten both."
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"- Sir, are you gonna buy a car? - No."
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"Hey. Hey. I see you. That is my Twix."
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"Paper jam. Got it."
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"High-five."
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"On the flip side."
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"- David, I- - Don't leave me hanging."
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"You're a salesman now. The high-five is-"
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"It's very grease monkey."
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"- What did I tell you about that? - I'm sorry."
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"But the high-five is just so stupid."
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"You, stupid."
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"Oh, that is really mature."
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"Yeah? So are you."
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"That doesn't make any sense."
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"- I am leaving. - Yeah, if you leave, we're through."
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"- Fine, we're through. - Oh, so you're leaving?"
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"Taking me to Arby's."
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"- Hey, where were you-? - Let's finish this up."
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"- Did you two break up? - That chick's whacked."
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"We're history."
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"- Rustproofing? - Transport charge."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"Excuse me. I believe you just ate my Twix bar."
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"It was dangling and when you purchased your Twix bar..."
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"...you got a little freebie and you never bothered to ask why..."
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"...or seek out its rightful owner."
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"First of all, it wasn't a Twix. It was a 5th Avenue bar."
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"That's no 5th Avenue bar. I can see the crumb in the corner of your lip."
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"Now, that is a cookie and we all know that Twix is the only candy bar..."
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"...with the cookie crunch."
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"That's a little nougat."
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"Nougat? Please. I think I've reached a point in my life..."
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"So let's not just say things that we both know are obvious fabrications."
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"I know about the vein. This guy."
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"- Hey, George. - Hey, I'm starving."
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"Last one. Listen, you gotta help me out."
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"Elaine and Puddy broke up. He's treating me like a regular customer."
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"You were gonna get a deal."
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"There's no law in this place. Anything goes. It's Thunderdome."
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"- Is someone helping you? - Stay back."
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"Where is it now?"
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"There's overlap between the needle and slash below the E."
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