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Clips from Seinfeld - The Summer of George (S08E08)

"That is so stupid."
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"Hey, The White Shadow is on."
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"Boy, you're really packing it all in."
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"Jerry, my vacation has just started. l need a day or two to decompress."
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"-Besides, l did plenty today. -Like what?"
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"l bought a new recliner with a fridge built right into it."
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"Hey, Jerry, you got any TUMS?"
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"-Stomach ache? -l drank too much water in the shower."
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"Top of the fridge."
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"-Shadow. -Oh, the Tonys?"
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"-Where are you sitting? -Well, all over the place."
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"-How did you get that job? -Mickey, he hooked me up."
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"-Nice tuxedo. -Thanks. lt's a breakaway."
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"-Lyle, we're going. -All right."
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"Jerry, this is Lyle."
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"Bye."
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"-Have a good time. -Thanks..."
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"...Lyle."
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"My job. What are you doing?"
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"They catch the two of us on TV, you might have a little explaining to do."
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"This is a new one."
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"More for me."
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"And the Tony for best musical is awarded to Scarsdale Surprise."
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"Lewis Maxtone-Graham, Douglas Ewing..."
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"-Kramer? -Thank you and bless you all."
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"Elaine, am l crazy?"
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"l just get the feeling that..."
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"...Dugan and the others are making fun of me all the time."
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"...so you're not lurching around, you know, like a caveman."
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"No, no, no, it's just that--"
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"Everyone told me what a catty shrew you were."
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"You're horrible."
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"When l went to pick her up, there was this dude."
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"Dudes in this town are a dime a dozen."
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"-l reckon. -Or maybe..."
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"...she just wanted to go to the Tonys."
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"l tell you what. Ask her out again. No Tony, just Jerry."
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"That way you know if the dude is her dude or some dude."
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"-Dude. -Yeah."
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"All right, that's enough. l gotta go home and take a nap."
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"lt's 1 0:30 in the morning."
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"Decompressing."
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"They whisk us backstage. The media is swarming."
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"That's because you didn't win."
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"That's the musical about the Scarsdale diet doctor murder."
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"l've been partying all night."
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"l saw the sun rise at Liza's."
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"No, don't apologize, Elaine."
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"l was thinking that maybe l should swing my arms a little bit more."
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"See, yeah, l mean, that's all l was saying."
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"...you seem to be getting the hang of it."
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"-Hi. -Sorry, l'm running late."
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"-l just lost track of time. -No rush."
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"...while the dude sits at home in swaddling clothes?"
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"Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?"
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"-lt's Kramer. -Hey, Kramer."
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"-George says hi. -Hi, George."
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"How's that Tony?"
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"Why don't you just come over here?"
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"-So, what's George doing? -He's not doing anything."
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"l'm gonna grab a bite to eat at Sardi's. You wanna go?"
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"Are you taking the Tony to Sardi's?"
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"Oh, hello."
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"-Well, l'm going. -Congratulations."
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"Well, thank you. Thank you so much."
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"All right. All right."
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"l'd rather be with you."
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"Jerry, come on, pick up the phone."
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"So l said to him, ''Arthur, Artie, bubele..."
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"...why does the salesman have to die? Change the title."
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"The Life of a Salesman. That's what people want to see.''"
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"Excuse me, Mr. Kramer."
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"My name is Lewis Maxtone-Graham."
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"Oh, hey. Yeah. Lew!"
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"We need to talk."
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"Well, l see what's going on here."
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"l am smack-dab in the middle of a good old-fashioned catfight."
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"Mr. Peterman, this is not a catfight."
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"This is violent, psychotic behaviour, directed at me..."
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"...all because l told her to swing her arms."
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"Oh, no, please, Mr. Peterman. She's crazy."
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"So lonely"
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"l can't believe how much we did this afternoon."
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"Oh, yeah, Sfuzzi. l gotta do that."
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"-Should l wear the outfit l bought? -Sure."
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"-Which one? -The one with the:"
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"Call me when you get home. l won't be there..."
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"-Do you mind? -No, l'll grab them, yeah."
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"-What? Did you lose your remote? -No, cable's out."
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"-What's with you? You look dead. -lt's Lanette."
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"l need, like, an assistant or an intern or something."
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"Relationship intern, huh?"
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"Hey, what if the two of us teamed up?"
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"-No, because that's-- -No."
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"Listen, we're always sitting here."
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"You help with my girl problems. Where do we end up?"
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"...can handle a woman by ourselves."
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"-l'm trying. -l've tried."
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"But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity..."
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"...could do the job of one normal man."
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"That sounds about right."
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"We understand how excited you are...."
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"..to have this very, very prestigious award."
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"-Anything. -Are you familiar with our star..."
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"-...Raquel Welch? -She's fantastic."
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"...before Jean Harris leaves The Madeira School..."
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"...to confront Dr. Tarnower."
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"-lt is a gut-wrenching scene. -Yes."
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"There is a lot of this...in tap dancing."
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"Why do they want you to fire Raquel Welch?"
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"Because they're terrified of her."
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"She climbed up a rope on the side of the stage..."
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"A story like that's gotta be true."
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"She seems very nice."
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"Jerry, you're not in show business."
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"l got a tape of Fantastic Voyage, if you think that'll help."
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"l'll take it."
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"Jerry, that crazy straight-arm woman down at Peterman's trashed my office."
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"And then listen to this. This is the message she left me."
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