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Clips from Seinfeld - The Summer of George (S08E08)

"Elaine, I am going to find you."
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"If not in your office, then in the X erox room..."
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"l mean, she must have a blueprint of the building or something."
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"But he thought it was some sort of a catfight."
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"Catfight?"
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"Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other..."
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"-You got the tickets? -Yeah."
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"Two for the 7: 1 5 of Lenore's Promise."
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"-l like it. -Lanette doesn't."
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"Here's your blue one. lt's her favourite."
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"-What? -Just put it on."
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"...so remark on how you like the colour."
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"And if you need me, you beep me. All right?"
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"Here, here. There you go. There you go."
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"All right."
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"A little notice would have helped. How many people?"
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"Yeah, l know. Don't skimp. Go, go."
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"-Love the sweater. -This old thing?"
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"Okay. Have you been in here before?"
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"About a year ago. Wedding invitations."
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"Right. How did that all work out?"
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"You are a fraud, Dr. Tarnower."
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"You haven't even been to Scarsdale."
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"-Miss Welch. Hi. -Who are you?"
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"l'm one of the producers."
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"Hello. Sidney."
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"lf you bring it up again, l'll feed your genitals to a wolf."
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"Kids."
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"...vis-à-vis the fragmenting of the audience, due to cable television..."
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"A little help?"
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"-Hey, Frolf? -Yeah."
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"You know, we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in?"
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"Let's towel it up."
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"Jerry, where are those invitations you were supposed to get?"
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"But we're in towels."
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"-Hello. -George, where are those invitations?"
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"You were supposed to leave them with her doorman."
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"-Did you shave your chest hair? -No."
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"All right. All right. Keep your towel on."
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"-What? -lt's a joke."
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"Can't you do anything about this? l mean, this woman is a psycho."
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"l don't move my arms when l dance?"
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"That's my signature."
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"Would you just keep an eye out for this woman?"
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"She's about, l don't know, yay high..."
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"What the hell is that? Are you making fun of my dancing?"
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"Aren't you Raquel Welch?"
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"You know who l am. Now, what are you doing?"
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"Nothing. l just wasn't moving my arms."
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"So how's George?"
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"l don't know. They won't tell me anything."
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"Tony."
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"A catfight with Raquel Welch."
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"l slipped on the invitations."
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"-How's the towels? -They're back on the rack."
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"Mr. Costanza..."
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"...your legs have sustained extensive trauma."
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"Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy..."
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"But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck..."
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"Well, that's good news."
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"-You want to grab some coffee? -Yeah, coffee."
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"Swing them."
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"They're musicians. That's not a joke."
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"This is gonna be my time."
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"What's with her arms? They just hang like salamis."
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"Are you leaving? Because l got you covered."
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"Are you sure?"
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"...moving your arms a little when you walk."
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"Featuring the mind-blowing performance of Miss Raquel Welch."
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"Sam, listen. l am so sorry about the other day."
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"Why can't l do this on the phone?"
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"Jerry, l just want to let you know Lyle and l are completely over."
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"Just me? No dudes or fellers?"
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"l'm one of the producers of Scarsdale Surprise."
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"Yes, that's the one. Good day, Elaine."
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"Now, what time are you picking me up tonight?"
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"...but leave a message so l know."
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"l help you with your girl problems."
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"We don't have it."
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"You don't know what these people are like."
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"Okay. Why? Why do guys do this?"
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"What is so appealing to men about a catfight?"
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"What, are you wearing a green sweater?"
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"All right. Now, remember she got her nails done today..."
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"-Go get them. You're a tiger! -Hey, George, one second."
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"Hi, l need some party invitations."
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"...l do need to talk to you about a little problem regarding your performance."
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"-Yeah, sure. -Come on."
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"-Jerry. -All right, one second."
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"Yeah, yeah, super glossy, the best they had."
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"That's it. You're going down."
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"-What happened to you? -Raquel Welch."
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"-What happened to you? -Raquel Welch."
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"-Even with the two of us? -l think we're still a man short."
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"All right. Well...."
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"-Swing them. -Swing them."
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"-Right? Okay? -Sort of swing."
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"l can't do it. Okay? lt's hard."
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"l'm a seat-filler. They don't like to see empty seats on TV."
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"Champagne is flowing."
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"... or the ATM in the building across the street..."
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"My God, George."
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"Wow, invitations again."
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"Scarsdale Surprise."
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"She's a train wreck."
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"... or the small conference room next to the kitchen, or the kitchen."
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"-Did you tell Peterman about this? -Well, l tried."
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"But you didn't have anything to do with the actual production."
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"She's having a party Friday. She wants me to do the invitations."
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"We're at towels here, George."
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"So has the Summer of George begun, or are you still decomposing?"
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"How's this?"
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"-Not...? -No, no."
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"No, we want you to fire her."
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"You haven't even seen it."
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"...and started dropping lights on people's heads."
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"...due to the vagaries of the production parameters..."
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"And then Peterman ate it."
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"Well, he didn't say."
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"Just a minute. What are you doing?"
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