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Clips from Matchstick Men (2003)

"Push it till tomorrow."
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"Let his greed meet his imagination."
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"Morning."
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"That's okay."
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"Business associate."
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"It's not that I don't want him to see..."
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"Don't you think you should eat eggs for breakfast? Something healthy."
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"I don't like eggs."
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"Anyways, all you've got here is tuna. Lots of tuna."
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"And one TV dinner?"
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"Well, I Will if I Want!"
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"No. I know."
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"Okay, bye."
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"- She said she was gonna call the police. - Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"But now she just wants me home in time for summer school."
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"Today's Thursday."
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"That's okay, isn't it?"
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"...three, four."
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"...don't stay up too late, don't watch too much TV."
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"Otherwise, just try to be as honest and open with them as possible."
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"- Honest and open with them as possible. - Right?"
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"The line for that one's shorter."
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"No, this one's better."
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"We need a price check on a five-pound bag of Red Delicious."
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"The chefs in Italy say the spaghetti's ready if you throw it and it sticks."
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"- Cheers. - Uh..."
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"And it's got basil leaves in it. See the leaves?"
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"Enjoy it."
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"- Hi. - Walters?"
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"Waller. Keep the change."
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"I'm happy now."
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"- You don't want something? - I gotta fly in two hours."
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"- Where to? - Phoenix."
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"A client's opening an account to bridge the pound and Euro."
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"- That bad? - Yeah."
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"- To the business at hand. - To the business at hand."
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"I have one rule, Chuck. Simple is safe."
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"I'll tell you as little as possible about what I do..."
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"...but as much as I need to to make you comfortable with what we're doing."
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"- Whose is it? - No one's."
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"Just money unaccounted for, floating on top of the books like a layer of cream."
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"And he just scoops it off."
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"It's a little more complicated than that, but again, simple is safe."
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"- Why not keep it? - As a bank employee..."
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"...any attempt to change currency is recorded and questioned."
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"Bob has a record."
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"You, on the other hand, no one bats an eye."
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"Now, I hope you have something for me."
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"- At today's exchange rate you made... - $2567. Looked it up on the Internet."
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"He's fast."
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"- You have a daughter? - Two. Fifteen and 12."
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"Wonderful, I have a 14-year-old."
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"Little training bras hanging from the shower rods."
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"- And everything smells like gum. - It does."
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"How do you get them outside? Mine sits at home all day."
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"Summer is the worst. The worst."
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"- It's crazy. It's wild. - He sounds just like him."
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"- Put it there. - Let's play ball."
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"Peace?"
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"- Asshole. - Didn't tip him?"
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"You gotta make it to spend it."
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"Angela?"
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"Angela, Frank's here!"
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"She's not here. She must have gone back to her mom's."
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"- Where does she usually go? - I don't know."
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"This is no good, Roy. It's no good for you or us."
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"It's got nothing to do with us."
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"Yeah."
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"- This is bad news, man. - You don't have to put it like that."
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"- Where have you been? - Nowhere."
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"I just went out. I went to the arcade. It's like a half a mile away."
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"It's stuffy in here. It smells like Lysol."
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"Where the hell were you?"
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"I wanna know right now or I'm calling your mother!"
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"I just told you. I went to the arcade."
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"Why did you sneak back in?"
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"That's how I left. I didn't have keys to lock the door."
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"Jeez, you're worse than Mom."
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"Angela, listen, I'm glad I met you, I really am, but I've got a business..."
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"...and I've got a partner and I've got things a certain way, and that's it!"
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"- What did I do wrong? - You didn't do anything wrong."
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"I didn't take any money from your stupid dog!"
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"- What, you never heard of a bank? - Uh..."
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"That is wrong what you did, and..."
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"...you're a Nosy Parker, and..."
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"And that's no way for a young lady to behave!"
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"Angela?"
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"- I wasn't kicking you out. - I won't stay where I'm not wanted!"
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"- Will you stop? - Don't! Let me go!"
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"I'm just something you have to deal with to screw her!"
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"Antiques dealers keep large stacks of cash in their homes next to their guns."
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"Okay. Okay. All right? I'm sorry. It's just..."
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"You can stay the whole weekend if you want, all right?"
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"In case."
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"It's, it's... It's hard to explain."
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"Waller. Keep the change."
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"- Bullshit! - Nope."
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"- You're a con man? - Con artist."
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"A flimflam man, matchstick man, loser. Whatever you want to call it."
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"And that guy, Frank?"
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"He's my partner. My protégé."
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"- Teach me something. - What?"
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"- I'm not teaching you anything. - Why not?"
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"Really?"
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"No."
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"Then why won't you? Because crime doesn't pay?"
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"No, it does. It does. Just not very well."
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"Believe me, it's no fun doing what I do."
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"It's usually stealing from people who don't deserve it."
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"Old people, fat people. Lonely."
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"I'm not as innocent as you think. I've done stuff with boys."
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"I've done stuff with boys, if I told you..."
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"After the dance, we went to Carrie's, and he pushed me against the bed..."
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"- Not listening! ...and he took his hand..."
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"- No! Okay. I'll show you one thing! - You will?"
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"Thank you, thank you!"
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"But then you're never gonna do it again, and you're gonna forget it. Agreed?"
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"Don't shit..."
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"Rule number two: Don't write anything down."
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"All right, I want you to stay in the car, okay?"
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