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Clips from Matchstick Men (2003)

"I'd like to play this for the drawing on the 22nd."
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"Hey. You his financial adviser? No."
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"- You're ready for this. - I was born ready."
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"No matter how good a plan is, you almost always get thrown a curve."
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"- I'll do it. - The 2."
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"The one thing you can control, though, is who your mark is."
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"You're thinking, What am I selling? What you're selling is you."
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"The older the better. Beware of couples. Only you whisper in your mark's ear."
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"For God's sake, make sure the person you're conning isn't conning you."
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"- This taken? - No."
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"You sure? You've got a lot."
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"This is nothing. You ought to catch me during Little League season. Three boys."
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"Simon's about your age. Though you'd never guess. He's so hyper."
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"Yesterday's drawing. That looks like the second."
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"Excuse me, sir. Can we borrow your paper for a sec?"
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"- Let's see. There it is. Okay, ready? - Yeah."
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"Sorry. Thirty, 49, 60."
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"- Story of my life. - Mine too."
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"- Any luck? - Four out of five. Can you believe that?"
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"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"We won $600!"
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"Couple of winners."
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"The woman said we just take it down for verification, and they'll mail me a check."
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"- It's okay, I'm supposed to be home. - No, no, no."
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"Good girl."
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"That's it."
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"Bye."
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"- Did I do good? - You did..."
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"You did very good. Very, very, very good."
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"See? Mom was wrong. I didn't just get your elbows."
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"- I want you to give her the money back. - What?"
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"I told you I'd teach you a con, I didn't say I'd let you get away with it."
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"Judging by that last performance, I'm sure you'll think of something."
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"This is so..."
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"Angela, I would not be a responsible father..."
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"...if I let you get away with this. Let's go!"
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"I mean, it's strange. Two weeks ago, this was ancient history."
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"...I have a daughter!"
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"- It's however you feel about it, Roy. - Yeah."
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"Yes, it's wonderful."
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"Don't take this too literally, but you've been closing doors for a long time."
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"It's good to see you start opening some again."
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"What?"
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"I took Angela along with me over the weekend, selling a piece."
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"And sometimes in my business..."
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"...you have to create a value for something which really isn't there."
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"- Lying. - Right. Which is a little..."
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"I wasn't sure how Angela would go for it, but she took to it."
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"Like a duck to water. She even helped out."
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"Working them, doc."
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"Do you regret it? Exposing her to that? Her seeing that side of you?"
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"Well, you know, it was a little... It made me feel... I was a little..."
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"It was the best time we've had together."
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"- Fabulous cup trick. - You like that?"
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"He wants to fly the money to the Caymans. Afraid he might get robbed."
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"So where do you think?"
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"Otherwise, we blow it off."
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"Okay."
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"Hobo Ernie?"
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"- He's a little over the top, isn't he? - For 50 bucks, it's a hell of a bargain."
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"Okay, okay."
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"I think I'm in love with you."
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"- We're gonna be rich. - Do not do that."
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"- Does it turn you on? - No, it does not turn me on. Stop."
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"Here you go."
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"Summer school."
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"- See you tomorrow. - Okay. Hi."
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"- It's Kathy, right? - Yeah."
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"Summer school sort of sucks. I get out at noon on Wednesday."
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"I'll meet you out in front if you want. Okay. Bye."
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"Hi, Dad, it's me. I just wanted to say hi."
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"What would you like to do today, little girl?"
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"- Mom wants me home by dinner. - You'll be back."
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"What would you like to do?"
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"- What? - Dad..."
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"...the first thing you need to understand..."
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"...is 90 percent of it is knocking down at least one pin."
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"Not now!"
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"- You want me to bowl for you? - Yeah, I'll just be a couple of minutes."
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"- You'll be all right? - Yeah."
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"- We gotta do it now. - Tell him!"
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"He's leaving for the Caymans for a month. We've gotta do it now."
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"There's no time. I gotta get the money, get changed, get Ernie..."
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"Roy."
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"- Roy? - Shit."
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"I'm sorry, I gotta take you home."
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"Is it a job?"
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"Can I help?"
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"- Why can't I see? - Because it's secret."
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"Then why does she get to?"
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"No, you don't have the pass code."
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"- When do I get that? - When I'm dead."
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"- Booth? - No! No! No booth!"
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"No, in there!"
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"Three hundred thousand?"
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"Five hundred thousand?"
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"You know what to do, right? Keep real far away from us."
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"Hand me a gold wedding ring, sweetheart."
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"Thank you. These still make me look old?"
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"Okay, you remember your cue, right?"
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"Okay. Okay, let's do this."
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"Stop worrying about me. I'm barely even doing anything."
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"I went out with her, but afterwards I was pretty toasted."
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"- Does she have any sisters? - I don't know."
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"- Arden, you okay? - It's my back. I strained it last night."
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"Do you mind if I sit there? The high back helps."
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"- Not at all. - Thank you."
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"I suppose ladies do. The queen before Ben Franklin."
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"- That's 80,000? - Yeah."
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"Enjoy the Caymans, and don't get too much sun."
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"Come on, I'm 21! My ID is in my luggage!"
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"My plane doesn't leave for 30 minutes, give..."
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"Hey, airport bartender!"
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"So who goes first?"
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"When I leave, I'll take my new gym bag."
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"- Have a safe flight. - Thank you."
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"- Take care. - Let's do it again."
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"Then walk him to the security check. Now. Go. Now!"
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"Did you see that old chick at the bar with the makeup?"
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"- Yeah, I saw her. - She almost died..."
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