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Clips from Matchstick Men (2003)

"One, two, three."
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"Uh-huh."
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"- Well, congratulations. - Excuse me?"
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"- Well, you have now. - Oh, my God."
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"- Are you kidding? - No, it's confirmed."
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"- Do you read the papers or watch TV? - Sometimes, yeah."
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"The government is gonna make you pay a tax on the prize."
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"- Yeah. - And then I get the trip to Paris?"
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"- Good morning. - Who says so?"
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"Irene Fisk. She wants to talk to her husband first."
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"...you have five grandkids? Wow."
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"Well, that's wonderful."
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"Let me confirm your address for our courier service."
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"Any thoughts on lunch?"
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"Spicy calamari?"
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"- Can I help you? - Carolyn Schaffer?"
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"- Yes. - I'm Agent Kellaway. This is Agent Cole."
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"Mrs. Schaffer, can you tell us exactly what the man said on the phone?"
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"There'd be a drawing next week, and I'd win..."
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"...either a Chevy Blazer, a diamond necklace..."
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"...or a trip to Italy or France. I don't remember."
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"- Jesus, Carolyn. - I wanted to surprise you."
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"I'm sorry, you've been the victim of fraud."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"But we'd need a signed clearance from you..."
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"Here we go."
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"Okay."
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"All we need is the name of your bank..."
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"- Any luck, these guys were amateurs... - He all right?"
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"There you go."
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"- You all right? - He's fine."
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"- Would you like some water? - Everything's fine."
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"Thank you for coming."
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"- They left the door open. It was bitchen! - It's just an open door, Roy."
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"Just don't say it."
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"Okay."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Mmm."
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"Mmm. Hi, this is Roy Waller calling for Dr. Mancuso."
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"- He moved. - What?"
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"Give me a contact... Hello? Hello?"
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"It's my spleen."
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"I've been watching Univision all night, and all they speak is Spanish."
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"But seriously, I want to talk to you because I think I've developed a rash."
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"Come on, man. Come on, you're killing me."
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"All right, that's it. I'm coming over."
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"Roy? Okay, I see that."
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"I see... I saw you. I know you're there."
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"I'm taking the shoes off. Give me a break over here."
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"Okay."
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"I spilled them down the drain by accident."
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"- You gotta be shitting me. - That's what I said."
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"I'm gonna make a couple of calls. My aunt saw this shrink after her divorce."
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"- You were getting them illegally? - Yes, I was. So what?"
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"That's great. Can you get me some more of them?"
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"Would you like to tell me what's been bothering you?"
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"Incorrectly. But, yes."
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"Heather."
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"- Were you married? - Uh-huh."
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"Kids?"
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"She left me with a black eye, which I gave her, and a bun in the oven..."
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"And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying I might vomit."
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"You want to work soon?"
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"- Name, sir? - Fenton, Heather."
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"- Can you spell that? - F-E-N..."
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"Yeah. Do you think about her much?"
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"He'd be 14."
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"...just to find out, you know..."
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"- Angela? - You Roy?"
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"Then she said you might as well be."
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"Yeah, that's what the doctor said on the phone."
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"It's just I'd feel better somewhere indoors."
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"It's okay. I used to do it too."
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"Thought you weren't hungry."
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"What? What was that word you used? Shit?"
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"Hey, that..."
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"- I just... I have things a certain way. - Okay."
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"What?"
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"Yeah. All right. Well, I'm glad one of us is happy."
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"I don't know. He's from Downey."
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"He and the mob, they're like this:"
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"Hi. I'd like access to my safety deposit box, 366, please."
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"Certainly, Mr. Waller."
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"Signature and pass code, please."
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"Nah."
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"I gotta go."
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"Took the bus. Think I could come in a sec?"
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"- Nice! - One, two, three."
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"It's nice, your place."
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"Could you watch the carpet, please?"
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"Could you please take your shoes off?"
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"I usually take off for a day or two to let her calm down."
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"- Take off? - Normally, I go to Carrie's..."
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"- Do you wear those to read? - What?"
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"Oh, no, these are for..."
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"Sure, I can just watch TV."
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"- Like, what is it, ice cream, right? - Sure."
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"Okay."
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"Wow."
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"Over there. He missed you coming in."
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"Hey, Chuck Frechette, this is Arden..."
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"Sure, Bob. I didn't mean to... Sorry. I'll be..."
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"- I'll see you, Bob. - I'll see you in the morning, Arden."
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"Roy? Why did Mom leave you?"
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"Well, you'd have to ask her that."
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"That's why we got in a fight."
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"What's the hubbub?"
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"I made you eggs."
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"Well, what was his name?"
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"Frank."
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"How come you didn't want him to see me?"
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"No."
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"So what if I am? So? He's my father."
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"Well, I don't care. I don't care!"
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"Uh..."
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"Let it out. Good, very good."
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"You've got stains on your carpet."
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"Is that what you were thinking about, stains on my carpet?"
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"You can sit up."
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"Yeah, carpet stains..."
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