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Clips from Matchstick Men (2003)

"- What city, please? - Woodland Hills, California."
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"If that's you, then this is me. So leave a message after the beep."
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"- About what? - What do you got?"
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"I wasn't sober a lot then."
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"Are you now?"
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"She was pregnant two months before she even told me about it."
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"You know, what could have been, what might have been."
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"- And the baby? - If there's a baby."
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"- Do you think about that? - Sometimes. Rarely."
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"Like, if I see a school bus, I'll wonder, ls one of those kids Roy Jr.?"
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"Fourteen, ready to be a man."
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"Yeah. If he's a he."
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"If he is at all."
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"...do you know of a way..."
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"There's nothing wrong with a man telephoning his ex-wife."
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"So could you call her?"
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"- Now? - No, after I'm gone."
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"When you can."
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"Well, I guess that's your call."
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"Listen, I just got off the phone with Heather."
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"We had a very nice conversation."
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"- Does she want to speak with me? - No, she doesn't."
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"She didn't understand it might help with your therapy."
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"You told her I was in therapy."
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"No, I told her I'm a psychiatrist. I can't lie."
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"- Angela wants to talk to you though. - Who?"
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"Angela, your daughter."
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"She knows you're her father and says she really wants to meet you."
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"Huh..."
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"Shit."
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"Hey."
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"- So you're 14? - Yep."
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"So when did you get out?"
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"- What? - Of prison."
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"- Oh. - Did your mom tell you that?"
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"I'm not dead. I'm in antiques."
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"When he said that, Mom started to laugh."
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"You hungry?"
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"Do you mind eating?"
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"Looked at your picture, see if I got your nose, your eyes."
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"Mom used to say I got lucky and only got your elbows."
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"- So you're in school, right? - Not now. It's summer."
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"Oh, yeah. Okay, that's right."
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"If I had anything to do over again, I would've worked harder in school."
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"That how you ended up a criminal?"
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"- I'll take it, Mike. - Hey."
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"It's okay, you know. Whatever you do."
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"Everybody's done something bad in their life."
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"Cut the shit. I'm not a criminal."
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"You're not supposed to talk like that."
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"Uh... Hey, hey. He)'-"
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"Wait. That's her car in the driveway."
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"You gotta stop here. Stop!"
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"...because my friend Carrie kept calling after midnight. Here you go."
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"- Nice to meet you, Dad. - Nice to meet you, Dad."
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"Then what could be more important than purifying the water your family drinks?"
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"The Waterson 2000 offers you the cleanest filtration system available today."
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"Mr. Schlickling, can you hold on just one moment? Thank you."
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"What's going on with you? You switch shampoos or something?"
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"Those pills working?"
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"How much you think we can take that guy for?"
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"Mr. Schlick-licker? Hi, I'm sorry. You waited too long. No prize for you."
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"That's awesome, man!"
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"Sorry."
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"- Where'd you find him? - Spearmint Rhino."
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"Watched him drop a couple G's there a month ago."
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"- That's a gentlemen's... - I know what it is."
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"It's right here."
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"- What does he do? - Import-export."
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"- How do you spell that? - F-R..."
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"- He's not connected, is he? - No, no."
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"I figure, on short notice, he could scratch up at least 30 grand."
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"More."
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"We'll pull the Jamaican switch. He knows you, so you're rope. I'm inside."
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"You think he knows anything about international finance?"
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"Are you whispering?"
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"- Hi. Safety deposit box, please. - Sure."
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"- Would you like a booth? - No, thanks. I'll be fine."
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"Money is a foreign film without subtitles."
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"- Frank. - Where do you want to meet?"
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"Okay."
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"- One hour. - Get there early?"
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"So, what's going on?"
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"Mom and I had sort of a fight. Happens once in a while."
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"...only she's on vacation."
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"And I thought, since we seemed to hit it off so well last time..."
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"...I could sleep on your couch."
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"Well, I could pay you back by cleaning up or something."
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"They make you look old."
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"I gotta go! I got a big business meeting."
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"- This late? - Antiques, they wait for no man."
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"Is it all right if I leave you here alone?"
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"- You don't have a TV? - Well..."
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"Seriously? You don't have a TV?"
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"Or over there, if you prefer. Or the couch."
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"Do you want me to pick you up something on the way back?"
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"Chocolate, yeah. Okay, now listen..."
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"...don't, don't open the door for anybody, all right?"
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"All right!"
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"Here we go, babe."
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"- There. He missed you coming in. - What?"
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"No way!"
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"Here you go, sweetie."
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"I gotta do business, you mind if...?"
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"- Nice meeting you. I'll be over here. - Great."
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"- Does the pope poo in the woods? - Just say yes."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Big night planned. - Oh, it's not for me."
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"- Right. That's $12.73. - Okay."
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"Thirteen, 14, 15. You got kids overnight?"
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"I did. She said she didn't wanna talk about it."
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"Called you names."
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"- You don't seem like a bad guy. - That's what makes me good at it."
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"Good night."
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"I think it's disrespectful. I just think it's disrespectful."
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"- Hey, come on. - One, two, three."
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"I wish you could've been there. I reeled him in, man."
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"- Hallelujah! You got a chick in there? - What are you doing?"
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"The second you left the place, he was off his barstool. He's in."
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"- He's in. He wants to meet tonight. - All right."
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